May I cut in?

May I cut in?

:: 2011 22 August :: 3.33am
:: Music: youtube

internet memes and why i don't understand them

apparently we have a rapist?

i'll take the rapist for $200, Alex.

you should hide yo:
a. Kids
b. Wife
c. Husband
d. All of the above

maybe someday the world will make more sense to me. in the meantime, i'm just doing my best to enjoy the ride and not fuck shit up too badly. which i seem prone to doing at times.

i may be an idiot, but at least i'm not from the projects?

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phil-himself

:: 2011 20 August :: 11.07am

This is what losing your mind looks like; it's hilarious

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phil-himself

:: 2011 8 August :: 7.59pm

I should have been around in the 40s I think

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phil-himself

:: 2011 5 August :: 12.14pm

incoming sandwhich report

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phil-himself

:: 2011 1 August :: 3.31pm

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tuwang

:: 2011 1 August :: 1.57pm

so I finally put up the deuces, and for good reason too.

The idea that I was being played was apparent, but I didn't mind as long as it wasn't staring me in the face. Last Tuesday it spit in my face and I was left with no choice. Really I should have drawn this conclusion in the beginning. too bad because that ass is seriously tax deductible. I mean that in the nicest sense.

what was nice as well was the back up that I got from everyone.

But worry not, you think I don't have a back up plan? pfff... I don't really. But you know me, perpetually on the prowl.

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phil-himself

:: 2011 1 August :: 11.59am

You ever stare into oblivion and realize ain't nothing staring back?

yep

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phil-himself

:: 2011 27 July :: 8.02pm

Yeah well I don't give a damn

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phil-himself

:: 2011 21 July :: 11.28am

The duality of man

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spud	:: 2011 18 July :: 5.38pm Turtles they really do. 1 -finally spoke up \| Say something!

phil-himself

:: 2011 18 July :: 8.21am
:: Music: Misfits - Helena

If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs ....

Would you still love me anyway?

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tuwang

:: 2011 14 July :: 11.20am

This is a letter I've been meaning to write for awhile.

To You,

Can you explain something to me? How is it that he's been back in town for almost a week now and you've slept with me for 5 out of 6 of the nights?

When you were arrested, who did you call first to come pick you up? Who drove you to get your car from the towing company? Who talked you down until 9 in the morning?

If you didn't look so good in my Rooney jersey when you aren't wearing any pants I'd probably not have let you stay and although I may have played the "point to the couch and tell you to get the fuck out" story line in my head I cannot follow through for the life of me

Sometimes, I wish I was a cold beer.

You are considerably hindering my ability to get some whilst augmenting it at the same time.

Why do I have to be on this new "nice guy" kick?

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phil-himself

:: 2011 13 July :: 9.37am

Just one lone warrior and the road.

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spud	:: 2011 9 July :: 3.52pm Saying goodbye to an old friend... Rest in Peace, Ally. I will miss you. 1 -finally spoke up \| Say something!