Ew, you best leave.
Recently, I was watching a show titled "The 100 greatest movie quotes of all times" I thought "Oh new movies, I'll see me some Pulp Fiction" oh but no, the Maltese Falcon and such. Their good movies don't get me wrong but I prefer gangster violence, maybe a little loving but not too much, it'll make it a romantic comedy.... So here I am watching it and I'm like "I know number 1 or what should be #1" but it wasn't, want to know what I thought should be number 1? You would like to know wouldn't you; well I suppose I’ll tell you, since I love you. I thought Quentin did a wonderful job on the whole totally awesome Kill Bill Movie, and I'll always luff Uma. So I thought "hmm good quote form Tarantino?" HA! I thought of the perfect one: "My Pussy Wagon Died on me" Uma, you said it so graciously, why is it not number 1? I don't want to hear about Casablanca, I want me some blood.

Okay, I just watched this new J-horror called "The Infection" creepy shit, right there [points]. Man I haven't been that shit scared since the Exorcist and that was scary. It's about some crappy hospital that's running out of supplies and some emergency patient needs in but they don't want to accept him. So the paramedic leaves the dead man in the hallway, for the doctors to take care of, turns out he has some sort of infection. I don't want to give out the end, but the main character looks like George Lopez...

So hey, new fan fiction has been started, it’s more of a fantasy and written poorly, I suck, just plain beautiful suck at storties, excuse my French? Wait… Excuse my French? Am I speaking French? In France do you think their like “pardon de merde Mon anglais” which roughly translates to: “Shit, pardon my English” do the French say that? Sorry back to the Fan Fiction. Well its main focus is soap [who guessed that one?] and his Restaurant where he is currently working is bought by Rory [this is the fantasy part he was shot, remember?] and Rory begins to force soap into working errands for him and it’s pretty slash, I submitted the first chapter to FanFiction.net but I doubt I’ll submit the rest, it gets pretty gory and they don’t accept M rated Fictions anymore…damn
Well I suppose I should leave you off with a good quote, well let me think about it for only moments……. You know, in honor of my somewhat friend [I don’t even know you] ScissorSilent, here is a quote from Reservoir dogs [as best I can remember it…]

nice Guy Eddie: Did you see that daddy? Guy got me on the ground and he tried to fuck me.

Mr. Blonde: You wish.

Nice Guy Eddie: Listen Vic, I don't mind what you do, but don't try to fuck me in my father's office, I don't think of you that way. I like you a lot man, but I don't think of you that way.

Mr. Blonde: Eddie, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse.

Nice Guy Eddie: Of course not, you'd keep me for yourself, you sick bastard. Four years of fuckin' punks up the ass you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib when you see one.

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