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2009 1 August :: 2.16pm
On motorcycles
From one of my ex guild members
"You're like PETA's worst nightmare - a dude who rides around, wears leather and looks for fawns to slaughter, then weigh for consumability."
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phil-himself
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2009 29 July :: 4.06pm
Here's the damage report
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phil-himself
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2009 29 July :: 8.17am
Had a terrible evening. Ran my motorcycle into a deer and skidded for about 20 feet to promptly hit the ground and flip over 3 times. Spent the rest of the night in the ER for shoulder injuries and now I have to go to my Doctor's office.
The stupid part is I was only going about 40, slowing down for a turn, and the deer couldn't have been 30 pounds. Fucker went through my windprotector and jerked the handle bars which caused my spill.
Ruined my favorite pair of jeans, my WW2 Jacket, and A ONE DOLLAR WHITE T SHIRT. Have some nasty road burns and soft tissue damage to my right shoulder.
I'll post pictures of the bike later, the right side brake pedal and lever are melted and the windshield smashed. Even the tip of the muffler on the right side melted a little bit from abrasion heat. Bike still runs and drives however, Honda built a tank in 81.
I've been up for 24 hours at this point, waiting for these painpills to kick in so I can maybe get sleep. Highlight of the day was eating a pretty good breakfast at the hospital.
AND BROKE MY FUCKING NEW GOGGLES
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phil-himself
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2009 28 July :: 7.56pm
I want to go to Michigan's Adventures before I have to go back to class August 31. Like during the week maybe.
Who's in?
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2009 27 July :: 11.27pm
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phil-himself
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2009 27 July :: 3.48am
I am tired from working late so here is this
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phil-himself
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2009 26 July :: 12.24pm
Hellions on parade
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phil-himself
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2009 23 July :: 7.50pm
TO THE BAR!
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angel_bob
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2009 23 July :: 10.18am
Still not a life update
Went to the bank today.
The kid who helped me out was named Bruce Wayne.
I totally asked him if it was his real name. And if he got beat up as a kid.
He said with a name like that, he beat up the other kids.
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phil-himself
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2009 22 July :: 7.18pm
I'm Old Greg, I got something to show ya
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phil-himself
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2009 21 July :: 11.32pm
Dice really abandoned their fanbase by putting 1943 on consoles only.
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phil-himself
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2009 20 July :: 12.33am
Drinking a ping of HOPNOXXXIOUS from Walldorff that my dad brought me from up north.
This is the stuff of kings right here.
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2009 19 July :: 1.24am
Things that are funny
When people yell at you ON THE INTERNET for saying things to/about them ON THE INTERNET and are upset that you did not say these things to them in person, only to then insist that it is your responsibility to contact them and apologize. Like it's your problem.
I'm sorry, kids. You are way overdue for a life update.
I'll get back to you on that.
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phil-himself
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2009 17 July :: 12.47pm
Save gasoline, ride a motorcycle.
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phil-himself
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2009 15 July :: 3.25pm
There are many days where I miss the Air Force, some of my Training Instructors were like fathers to me.
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phil-himself
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2009 11 July :: 2.25am
Sold my desktop, feels good man.
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gideon
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2009 5 July :: 5.21pm
i think im on fire
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phil-himself
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2009 4 July :: 1.46pm
That asshole Hancock, singing his name real big on Tom Jefferson's declaration, I don't care if you were the president of the convention.
HAPPY 4TH WOOHU!
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