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rayray

:: 2009 2 June :: 9.05pm

So I got a new puppy for my birthday, and his name is Dozer..
He's a little ass hole terror with a 'gina..
(And yes, I said HE has a GINA).. when they neutered him, they only took his nuts, not the sac, so my poor baby looks like a hermie!! :(
Anyway, he has chewed up a slipper, stretched out 5 of my socks in a rough game of tug-a-war, and today he managed to eat half a flip-flop, and chewed the rest to pieces..
When I came home to find it, I yelled at him, and went to spank him but he ran onto my bed because he was scared and tried to hide, and when I went to grab ahold of him, he started peeing and pee'd on my ARM and my bed..

I felt bad because I scared him, but I was so mad that he chewed up my flip-flop, and then pee'd..
Also, he's a bad influence on my poor doodles..
So now he gets caged when we leave..
Which is mean, because doodles will just sit in front of the cage and taunt him, and then pounce at him trying to get him to play..

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phil-himself

:: 2009 2 June :: 4.13pm

" People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because its safer to harass rich women than motorcycle clubs"

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phil-himself

:: 2009 1 June :: 3.57am

Rarely in computer networking do you resolve your connection by adding more complexity to the network. For some reason that fixed mine this evening.

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phil-himself

:: 2009 30 May :: 1.43pm

SoundBite, Toshiba M305 notebook

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phil-himself

:: 2009 30 May :: 2.05am

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phil-himself

:: 2009 29 May :: 11.27pm

Rock Gym was pretty excellent.

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phil-himself

:: 2009 29 May :: 2.45am

Updating from my new lappy, Codename: SoundBite

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rayray

:: 2009 22 May :: 10.48pm

So I have only had My new dog since Wednesday night and he has already developed a bra fetish and has ran off twice. Not to mention he chewed up a whole tune of chap-stick, taken over tanks peanut butter roll and completely demolished a chew toy while playing a rough game of tug-a-war. He is definitely a running little bastard! I sprinted for probably 3 blocks to get him today like 5 seconds after I got home from work and spent an hour looking for the little shit last night. He is definitely not a lazy dog like My little baby doodles that is for damn sure!

I finally got some new tires and rims for My car. I had the seats taken out so that I could clean it out and I got My headlights adjusted so they work a little better. Now I just need to wash it.

My sister, Derrick and seth are up for the weekend and i'm super excited about that.

And I am feeling better about everything so that is another plus. I love having a washer and dryer! Best inventions ever.

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rayray

:: 2009 20 May :: 7.49pm

is getting another dog for her birthday!! :)

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phil-himself

:: 2009 19 May :: 2.52am

Watching my elders get buried is one thing, but your peers, your friends that is just well disheartening.

Tomorrow is not a good day.

We will miss you Eric.

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phil-himself

:: 2009 16 May :: 3.11am

Also, I now demand to be referred to as M.C. Creeper


that is all

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phil-himself

:: 2009 16 May :: 3.03am

I am so about Commander Spock

Doc McCoy was also kick ass.

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rayray

:: 2009 13 May :: 8.30pm

Found herself a washer and dryer for fifty bucks!
And is super excited..

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phil-himself

:: 2009 13 May :: 6.41pm

Real Fark Headline

"Man hits pedestrian at Home Depot and runs down a state trooper before leaving the lot. Hits a van, backs up and hits it again. Drives off screaming "WOO HOO" as he strikes several vehicles before crashing head-on with a semi. TA-DA"

Full Story

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phil-himself

:: 2009 13 May :: 2.55am

Everything burns, especially the world.

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