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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 9 May :: 10.15pm

sooooooooooooooooo booooooorrrreeeeed.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 9 May :: 5.14pm



Daniel Craig
Prince Harry

Hot as fucking hell.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 8 May :: 10.32am

One afternoon, I thought I saw Pat Sajak riding sidesaddle on a dolphin.

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shannonw55

:: 2009 5 May :: 3.40am

Today I got jumped on Clearwater beach. Wow. How about that.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 4 May :: 11.20pm

Fucking Sprint.

At least we got a $90 credit. Don't ask how it got taken that far.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 3 May :: 9.00pm

20 jet planes
12 spinning midgets
Eureka!

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 1 May :: 5.52pm

so today roxy got into my purse which had a chocolate bar in it from last night when we went to the movies and i bought one! it was opened cuz i didn't finish it and i was hanging up clothes in my room when i came out she was chowing down on the chocolate. I went to take it from her and she about bit my hand off and started growling I had to basicallty throw her across the dang room to get it away from her. but all in all she probably ate a total of an ounce or so but so i call the vet and they tell me that even though that's not much, it could be lethal to her beacuse she is so small (only 6.2 lbs. - shes a chihuahua) and so i freak out and they tell me i have to go buy hydrogen peroxide to induce vomitting. so i'm like bawling my eyes out thinking WHAT IF she dies and i rush to the dollar store and buy some and then i have to do soemthing i wish i never had to do and seriously pour this "poison" down her throat-- okay i know it's not poison but who wants to give hydrogen peroxide to their baby and MAKE them vomit???? so i had to lock her and i in the kitchen and Paris, my other dog, is just looking at us like what the heck is going on? and i'm just sitting there waiting for her to get sick and crying my eyes out saying "I'm so sorry baby i'm so sorry" she finally starts vomitting after about 4 minutes of just being unsuspecting and looking at me like "why did you give me that gross stuff mommy?" and then all of sudden its like oh yeah because you're trying to kill me!!! and she starts puking all in all like 5 times! and she is so tiny so its so hard to watch her walking around wondering why she's throwing up... wondering what is going on whats happening to her... shes probably did not understand at all because shes i think puked maybe once before and hardly at all. and this puking was a LOT for this tiny little creature. but luckily she barfed it pretty much all up but then i called the vet to see what to do next cuz i was still really worried and she told me to keep on eye on her (obviously) and her heartrate so then i'm sitting there trying to count her heart beats per mminute which is hard when its hard to even feel it and then she keeps moving and so i just let her sleep and then a few minutes later i pick her up and it seems like her heart is beating so fast which there was no reason for that since she was sleeping and so then i start to worry again and this whole time i've been googling on the situation and so that is panicking me even more and so i call the animal hospital by my hosue and ask if i can just bring her in and they say yes and long story short they said shes fine just keep an eye on her and i have to give her special bland food- and not feed her til late tonight cuz she needs to make sure all the chocholoate is out so thats pretty much it but ughghghg my baby i'm just glad shes ok!

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mbenznut

:: 2009 1 May :: 1.56pm

the Society for the Preservation of American Morals
I love how acronyms work out.

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tuwang

:: 2009 2 May :: 1.17am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb5EbZIT0b4&feature=related

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 1 May :: 12.10am

Hahahaha karma is awesome, or I guess from yout perspective, karma's a bitch. Hahaha!

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 1 May :: 12.10am

Hahahaha karma is awesome, or I guess from yout perspective, karma's a bitch. Hahaha!

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mbenznut

:: 2009 30 April :: 8.48am

Somewhere beyond the curtain of smoke, someone was skinning a cat, gutting a sheep, and murdering Helen Keller.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 27 April :: 10.13pm

So, Bea Arthur is dead. That news is a few days old now, but I'm just getting around to reading the news. She looks a lot like my grandma.

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 27 April :: 1.59pm

Oh my gosh I am watching wedding shows and tearing up like crazy at every little thing- imy shower was yesterday and it was a total blast, stef did sucha good job planning and executing it I am so so so so excited for our wedding ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yay roman I love you I can't wait

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mbenznut

:: 2009 27 April :: 12.47am

Just watched See No Evil. Very creepy. Some predictable parts, but decent.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 26 April :: 11.52pm

Best website ever!

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mbenznut

:: 2009 22 April :: 10.47pm

After two videos, I figure a text entry is in order.

In car news… I got an oil change yesterday. I called in advance to make sure I wouldn’t have to wait, they said that they were really dead. So 90 minutes later, I’m told that my head gaskets are leaking (been replaced three times thus far) and that my transmission cooler is leaking fluid as well. I’m very happy as you can probably tell.

In doggie news… I spent the day at my parent’s house yesterday and it went pretty well. Today I stopped by for a bit and Callie had a seizure. It is much scarier to witness first hand. We’re going to the vet tomorrow to see what’s going on. I know she’s really old and will more than likely need to be put down soon, but it is still a very depressing thing to think about.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 22 April :: 10.37pm

Saw this again and just had to.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 22 April :: 10.29pm

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mbenznut

:: 2009 20 April :: 9.46pm

Callie had a seizure today :-(

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mbenznut

:: 2009 19 April :: 9.45pm


Makes me think of Remy.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 19 April :: 6.33pm

I never realized it was called The Bullwinkle Show. I always thought it was Rocky and Bullwinkle.

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tuwang

:: 2009 17 April :: 1.30am

so I'm really drunk....


prime minister Aso gave me 12000 yen today...

while making my poor ass happy, it also made me sad for the people working here.

I suppose they had the right idea in that I will spend it IN japan and not send it anywhere else or save it for America.

good night.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 15 April :: 12.56am

I was supposed to be holding wildflowers, not my own ankles.
-- Grace Adler

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mbenznut

:: 2009 8 April :: 9.36pm

Here. I bought you some briefs. The boxers you were wearing didn't highlight your assets. Penis-ly speaking.

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