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mbenznut

:: 2009 3 March :: 8.10am

The man moans like a wounded sea lion.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 27 February :: 10.57pm

Sophia: I need the money for my old age.
Dorothy: Old age? You don't leave fingerprints anymore.
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Sophia: I'm not leaving now. It's just getting good.
Dorothy: Shady Pines, Ma!
Sophia: I'm right behind you.
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Rose: I just had a thought...
Sophia, Dorothy, Blanche: Congratulations.
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Rose: Well, I'm off.
Sophia: Totally.
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Dorothy: Hi, ma. Where are you going?
Sophia: To the boardwalk. I like to watch the old guys rearrange themselves when they come out of the water.
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Dorothy: You couldn't sleep either, huh?
Sophia: No, I'm sleeping so good I thought I'd come try it in the sink.
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Blanche: I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

1 feet on the ground | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.


polishpimping

:: 2009 26 February :: 9.52pm
:: Music: Revolution - The Beatles

;)
This is in response to my last post...

What can I say... I'm a trend setter.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 25 February :: 6.06pm

He touched me with his creepy serial killer hands.

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taoman1121

:: 2009 25 February :: 2.51pm
:: Music: Radiohead - House of Cards

A Prayer
Got this from a friend of mine in the program. I pretty much love it/want to take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant:

Our Skinner, who art at Harvard; Hallowed be thy box; Thy Walden come, they work be replicated; On people as it is on other animals; Give us this day our daily reinforcers; And extinguish our deviant responses; As we withdraw reinforcement of deviant responses in others; Lead us not into satiation; But deliver us from deprivation; For Science is the method, and the results, and the data, for Problem Solving forever.

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tuwang

:: 2009 25 February :: 12.56pm



Well put, well put indeed.

2 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.


polishpimping

:: 2009 24 February :: 7.04pm
:: Mood: pissed off

Honest people are never touchy about the matter of being trusted.

The libertarian portion of my being has been turgid ever since the fifth of November. It has ebbed and flowed in steep juxtaposition with the markets and my 401k. I have become enraged with the demonization of profits and the exaltation of the ignorant. I have screamed over the snowy beaches of Lake Michigan passages of our Declaration of Independence, that "...when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." And to my surprise, I heard an answer coming back from the other side of the lake.

When Rick Santelli called for a Chicago "Tea Party", my libertarian essence wasn't the only thing that was turgid. I set myself a goal to read Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" so that I can quote relevant passages to a willing audience.

So you think that money is the root of all evil? Have you ever asked what is the root of money? Money is a tool of exchange, which can't exist unless there are goods produced and men able to produce them. Money is the material shape of the principle that men who wish to deal with one another must deal by trade and give value for value. Money is not the tool of the moochers, who claim your product by tears or of the looters, who take it from you by force. Money is made possible only by the men who produce. Is this what you consider evil?

Long story short, I ordered a hardcover edition on Amazon for $22.92 from a user named noah74. However, what I received was a sodding used paperback edition worth $6.39!

The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 22 February :: 4.43pm

"Do you know the difference between a nice girl and a good girl? A nice girl will help you put it in." Paula Dean

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tuwang

:: 2009 22 February :: 1.35pm

It's been awhile. But here I am.

I'm still kickin. I love the class and I'm really coming into my own with the language at this point, atleast when I put my mind to it...

I don't remember Spanish being this difficult to get into the mindset of grammatically. The best part now is that if I try to use any Spanish at all, I can't make that switch, so most of the little in between sentence sounds like , in english (umm, well, anyway, etc...) all end up coming out in Japanese. Plus it takes awhile to get into the grove of speaking in order to pronounce every word in your sentence correctly. But I managed, yesterday, to explain the rules of waterfall completely in Japanese so I look at that as some evidence of progress.

Yui's in Amsterdam (jealous) so things have been pretty boring.

I've had a hell of a time getting the replacement AC adapter for my lappy so I can call you guys.

How are you guys?

3 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.


polishpimping

:: 2009 19 February :: 8.20pm
:: Mood: rejuvenated

Haiku-rific
Is what they say true?
that time and space heals all wounds?
Good morning, woohu!

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mbenznut

:: 2009 17 February :: 11.23pm

Family planning advice: Use Rear Entrance.

1 feet on the ground | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.


mbenznut

:: 2009 15 February :: 8.02pm

Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 9 February :: 11.32am

dude, i just made up something cute.

:0./ <-------- look, it's me in smiley form. it has a monroe piercing. HA!


or :0.) whatev. but i probably make the other face more often.
lol.

4 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.


mbenznut

:: 2009 8 February :: 11.15pm

I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you have prostate cancer.

What’s the good news?

Well, as part of the treatment you are in for a lot of ass play. I mean, so, if you’re into that…JACKPOT!

3 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.


.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 6 February :: 8.04pm

wondering what valentine's day will be like this year. hmmmmmmmm.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 5 February :: 10.40pm

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Upchuck

:: 2009 5 February :: 5.50pm

Does anyone have any thoughts on what a "traditional" American is?

I mean everyone probably thinks they know this it they substitute typical or conservative, but what do think a traditional American is?

3 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.


mbenznut

:: 2009 2 February :: 11.21pm

You say potato, I say double penetration.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 29 January :: 10.32pm

He's giving you the full cowgirl.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 29 January :: 6.17pm

Ok, cocksucker. Fuck with me and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 28 January :: 11.21pm

3 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.


mbenznut

:: 2009 28 January :: 8.28pm

Holy Godalahbuddhakrishnayoda!

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mbenznut

:: 2009 27 January :: 11.29pm

Napa, CA: Where the Jews are annoying, the homos are well dressed, and the blacks know their place.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 26 January :: 9.51pm

You got a condom? Never mind, I got this Milky Way wrapper.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 25 January :: 11.51pm

I like him. He says okey dokey.

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