yeah i'm crazy but i get the job done.

:: 2008 29 August :: 10.07am

What do you think?

Hookers?

Sure.

:: 2008 24 August :: 10.46pm

When they�re just inches away you invoke the Dong Hai defense.

What�s that?

You protect your dong and swing like your life depended on it. (swings nun chucks above head).

:: 2008 22 August :: 8.36pm

Got into New York last night, Jason and Michelle met me at the airport. The city is surprisingly like Minneapolis/St. Paul. We went walking around to hit the liquor store, which was closed. Ended up with some Miller from the gas station and playing Mario Kart Wii.

Today I took my first subway ride and went to Rockefeller Center. Neat area, but much smaller than what it looks like on TV. We proceeded to wander around and look at places: the M&M Store, Nintendo World, Virgin, and MOMA (Museum of Modern Art). We had lunch at some little place that had a ton of food and EXCELLENT pizza. Dinner was at ESPN Zone.

2 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

tuwang

:: 2008 20 August :: 9.16am

Lol, this is copied.

This is a tale explaining the manner in which my way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees from that which it started. If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in the selected location, and I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the City of Los Angeles, California located at coordinates 34.08333 -118.44778.

In the western region of the �City of Brotherly Love� known as Philadelphia, my mother expelled me from her womb and indeed that is also where I spent my childhood, in my mother�s care. The majority of my time was spent in a recreational area containing such diversions as a jungle gym, swing set, sand box, etc. I was typically at the height of leisure while frequently at a temperature slightly below what might be considered standard room temperature. Outside of my educational institution I was engaging in a game of basketball with some of my friends, when a couple of gentlemen who seemed to be of the disposition to cause a great deal of mischief began causing a great deal of chaos and disharmony in the area in which I lived. I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my general safety and well-being, and she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sister�s husband in the previously mentioned community located at the previously mentioned location.

Upchuck

:: 2008 19 August :: 10.24pm

We bought a house today. 1494 3 Mile Rd.

It's a nice house.

My parents also got two offers on their house.

If you want to see the updates we made to their house, there are pictures. Follow the link: http://public.grar.com/public/addmed.mac/list?MLS=727193

1 feet on the ground | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

1 feet on the ground | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2008 17 August :: 8.27pm

Why do people think they don't have to be responsible for their own kids? Why do people think they dobt have to be responsible for themselves? Why do people think you are being rude or asking too much when you are just simply asking them to follow the rules of YOUR house? Its my apartment you are a freaking guest.. If I should even call you that.. In MY HOUSE! Sorry but that means you follow my rules or you can fucking leave. Just because you think you are some tough guy gangster whatever doesn't mean you don't have to answer someone when they tell you to take care of the mess you made! And no! Im not gonna fucking watch your daughter for you! Get a job! Maybe then you can pay me to do it! But until then I won't watch your daughter when you have nothing better to do but drink.

Ughghghghhgghgh people are so stupid.

shannonw55

:: 2008 17 August :: 7.45pm
:: Mood: anxious
:: Music: Amy Winehouse - You Sent Me Flyin'

I'm freakin' out!
Ugh college.

5 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2008 15 August :: 10.51pm

I�m really pissed at my iPod. I wanted to listen to Placebo this afternoon and it wasn�t listed underneath artists, so I just listened to something else. I made sure Placebo was on my laptop, it was, so I hooked up the iPod to sync it, but it was already done. Going a different way I searched for the album title on the iPod and it�s listed. So, why is this album listed but not the artist?

:: 2008 15 August :: 4.22am

Guy: All right, Hamburger Hamlet, Harbor House, Oriental Seafood...
Jessica: Anal Seafood? What?
Tina: Angel Seafood.
Jessica: Oh.
Guy: No, Oriental Seafood.
Jessica: Oriental.
[laughs]
Jessica: I thought he said "Anal Seafood".

1 feet on the ground | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2008 11 August :: 8.17am

What are you in for?

Biting the mailman. He was trying to cast a spell on me, like a wizard or something. (waves hand)

Are you sure about that?

I dunno, maybe he was just waving.

3 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2008 11 August :: 12.05am

Ffffffuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Dru mk andgetti ng fired tomoorrow.yay........... fuck eveyr one of u I hate u all the only ones who matter are the oines upwhio can.put up with ot u dotnt even knoew dpoi its hot a d fukc on hre and I fu@k ng love danilelle but that's ptertty mucb it cuz idf u cxant outnup with. Ot. Then.o, .ficoignmg done

Dtimefoe.a shot.of 5 O

1 feet on the ground | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2008 7 August :: 11.02am

Ugugugugh please someone save me I need a new job so badly. Ireally cannot take it. Im going insane

:: 2008 3 August :: 1.18am

Yay I got it done! I feel l ike a badass haha. I was so scared but it doesn't hurt at all. I don't like the way it looks righht now cuz they had to use a 14 gage and a big ol ugly silver ball right now but in a wk and a half I am going to have the guy put a small cute diamond one in it. I am so excited and glad I did it. Now if only my parents won't hate me everything will be good!

2 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2008 2 August :: 7.32pm

So I've been wanting to do this for a long time. Going back and forth between a tattoo and piercing. Well im getting a piercing for many reasons
1. You can remove them so if I don't like it I don't have to worry about it.
2. I love jewelry and accessories. Anyone who knows me well knows this. I never go a day w.out earrings of some sort. I think accessories complete every look.
3. Im feeling rebelious and I need to do somethibng to satisfy that.
4. I think this specific piercing is cute and hopefully will look ok on me!
5. I need something different

So that's that its settled, im getting a "monroe" piercing. Hooray. Tonight after I get out of this shithole. Aka work.

My grandma is never going to speak to me again tho.... :0(
Forgive me!

2 feet on the ground. | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2008 1 August :: 11.26pm

Why does the court system hate me? Am I some hardened criminal? Do they invent new punishments just for me? I feel as if I am being punished more severely than most actual criminals. All I did wrong was not pay a fee on my driver�s license. Because of this I got a ticket, which in turn caused me to lose my license for two years and now they are sending creditors after me and are slapping on additional fees as well as tacking on 12% interest retroactive to the date the ticket was issued. I corrected the fee thing shortly after receiving the ticket, but that was not enough for them.

FUCK!

On a side note, Menards has the full Halloween display up and the Christmas display starts going up Monday.

:: 2008 26 July :: 12.17pm

My mind is blank now. Every part of my body is sinking and empty. I don't have to think about anything, hear anything, say anything, feel anything, worry about anything.
...there are no job interviews, no hypocrites. I do not have to... socialize. I do not have to smile. I do not have to justify my beliefs. I don't have to wear dress shoes. I don't have to pledge allegiance to the flag. I don't have to use a number two pencil. I don't have to read the fine print.
...it is true that it is nonproductive. But when ninety-five percent of out-of-bed activities hold the possibility of pain, to be pain-free is simply the most delicious feeling in the world.

-not mine

:: 2008 24 July :: 11.14pm

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I don't know. Are you thinking Holy Shit, Holy Shit a swordfist almost went though my head? Then yes.

taoman1121

:: 2008 21 July :: 4.28pm
:: Mood: nostalgic
:: Music: Stars - One More Night

So, there's been official word that they're will be a new 'Lost' ARG (alternative reality game) set to begin at this year's ComicCon in San Diego. Supposedly, they will 'recruiting' Dharma Initiative members. This thing looks to blow the 'Find 815' ARG out of the water. I'm so jealous I'm not going, but at the same time I'm totally excited for another Lost-related time waster. If only this pesky school thing would stay away a little longer.

Summer's already half over, which depresses me. With every day, it's harder to not think about having to go back. I probably should be doing more with my time off, though, as usual, I don't feel like the summer is being wasted. And I finally got a draft of my predisseration turned in, and by this time point next year I finally should have a couple articles to my name, so it's not all bad.

We hosted our second poker night yesterday at the apartment. I had a lot of fun and things went a little faster and a little smoother than last time. And I finally won for a change. Thanks to everyone who came.

I'm off to the library to pick up some more reading material, as if I needed it. If I get inspired, maybe I'll share my "to read' list. That, or I'll enter back into radio silence for another 6 months. Guess we'll have to wait and see together.

(edit 5:32pm) Based on his already impressive resume, especially considering his relatively young age, I'm naming Christian Bale the best actor of his generation. I'm not even going to look at his competition, because I'm fairly confident I don't need to.

:: 2008 20 July :: 10.18am

Im at work AGAIN I seriously hate it here. I am applying somewhere else tomorrow.

I can't tak eit here. It is soooo boring and they treat their employees and clients like crap. They are truley a horrible company and I can't wait to get out of it.

Other than that I am just really confused bc there is only one thing im sure of in my life and the rest I don't know what to do with.

1 feet on the ground | Go ahead, you can laugh all you want.

:: 2008 16 July :: 7.32am

I am not married yet. Just so everyone knows.

I want to find a new job soooo bad. I hate it here. I've only been here for 45 mins so far today, haven't seen another soul since we are always so slow, and it seems like I've been here for hours. It may seem like an ok job since I am able to sit here and use my phone to write on woohu but believe me- I would rather have any more stimulating job. Time goes by so slow. We work alone ughh I hate it here.

But I can't start looking for another job because we are so up in the air about moving to florida.

:: 2008 15 July :: 9.26am

"Oh.....oh my. Bloody, furry and dead, well that's an image
that should follow me through eternity."

taoman1121

:: 2008 8 July :: 12.17am

E.B. White - Here is New York
"There are roughly three New Yorks. There is, first, the New York of the man or woman who was born there, who takes the city for granted and accepts its size, its turbulence as natural and inevitable. Second, there is the New York of the commuter--the city that is devoured by locusts each day and spat out each night. Third, there is the New York of the person who was born somewhere else and came to New York in quest of something. Commuters give the city its tidal restlessness, natives it solidity and continuity, but settlers give it passion."

:: 2008 7 July :: 6.28pm

I'm cursed and without a driver's liecense, again. And guess what, it's because of paperwork, again.

:: 2008 7 July :: 4.19am

- On equality: "I've been portrayed as a caveman by some. That's not true. I'm a conservative progressive, and that means I think all men are equal, be they slants, beaners, or niggers."

:: 2008 5 July :: 6.37pm