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mbenznut

:: 2010 20 April :: 6.48pm

Would somebody like to buy me this?

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mbenznut

:: 2010 13 April :: 10.19pm

Damn, that gas is noble!

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mbenznut

:: 2010 23 March :: 10.14am

Oh, I've never been on a cruise before. These dudes look like they're having fun...on each other.

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mbenznut

:: 2010 23 March :: 1.29am

Mmm. You're just firm all over.

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mbenznut

:: 2010 18 March :: 9.33am

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mbenznut

:: 2010 16 March :: 9.16am

I bet you taste like Mountain Dew and Starburst.

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mbenznut

:: 2010 14 March :: 10.41pm

I think that midget stripper gave me herpes.

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mbenznut

:: 2010 9 March :: 4.43am

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mbenznut

:: 2010 9 March :: 4.40am

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taoman1121

:: 2010 5 March :: 1.52pm
:: Music: The White Stripes - Little Cream Soda

Well every highway that I go down
Seems to be longer than the last one that I knew about
Oh well

And every girl that I walk around
Seems to be more of an illusion than the last one I found
Oh well

And this old man in front of me wearing canes and ruby rings
And it's like a dang explosion when he sings

And with every chance to set himself on fire,
He just ends up doin' the same thing

Well, each beautiful thing I come across
Tells me to stop moving and shake this riddle off
Oh well

And there was a time when all I wanted
Was my ice cream colder and a little cream soda
Oh well, oh well

And a wooden box and an alley full of rocks
Was all I had to care about
Oh well, oh well, oh well

Now my mind is filled with rubber tires and forest fires
And whether I'm a liar
And lots of other situations
Where I don't know what to do
At which time God screams to me
There's nothing left for me to tell you
Nothing left for me to tell you
Nothing left
Oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well
Oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well

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mbenznut

:: 2010 27 February :: 10.40pm

Bowling isn't one of the two things guys do by themselves.

What's the second thing?

Other hand.

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mbenznut

:: 2010 22 February :: 11.35pm

Wee Irish boy crying by the side of the road.
A man asks "What's wrong?"
Boy says "Me Ma is dead"
"Oh bejaysus" the man says "Do you want me to get Father O'Riley ?"
Wee boy replies"No thanks Mister, sex is the last ting on me moi nd roight now."

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mbenznut

:: 2010 18 February :: 8.20am

A quarterback is like a boner at a whorehouse. You’re only as good as your protection.

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mbenznut

:: 2010 18 February :: 7.47am

Don’t worry, our dicks won’t touch.

Ok, you answered my question.

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mbenznut

:: 2010 6 February :: 9.13am

Hot guys


Funny old ladies

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