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2009 1 January :: 11.28pm
My Morning Jacket - Two Halves
Remember when you were seventeen
You goin' crazy, you know what I mean
It wasn't that long ago
In the grand scheme of things
It wasn't that long ago
You think you're so much smarter now
Twenty one everything stays in place
Forty one some things start to fade
Well when you're so young, you wanna be older
And when you're older, you want the body you have now
I believe in a perfect world
You rule your own universe
The only gun you'll ever need will be in your brain
The only gun you'll need is in your hands
You want this now you want that
Can't have it all you should enjoy what you have
But I know what you want
Well I know what you want
Well I know what you want, you want the better of two halves!
Well I know what you want
Well I know what you want
Well I know what you want, you want the better of two halves!
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2008 26 December :: 10.44pm
Callie is getting really sick :-(
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2008 13 December :: 6.09pm
Damn you Michelle! I want to look, but know I really don't want to....
So, semen Jason? Sounds interesting.
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2008 13 December :: 6.05pm
Dear Walter:
Why is it that I gag when I brush my tongue, but not when I give my boyfriend oral sex?
Walter's response:
Well obviously your toothbrush is bigger.
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2008 12 December :: 4.43am
Grandmama! Drink your prune juice!
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2008 9 December :: 1.02am
"When God gave men cocks, he knew what he was doing. They're handy, useful and fun. He also put a little nut in your ass just deep enough for cocks to reach."
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2008 7 December :: 8.44pm
I didn't bugger 37 choir boys.
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2008 30 November :: 9.58pm
:: Music: Nada Surf - Always Love
Things that occurred to me while watching the Giants today:
- It's probably time for me to pick up Dominik Hixon and Kevin Boss off waivers.
- While I think knowing that games can end in a tie is a must for fans and players alike, I can't blame anyone for not knowing that you can only call for a fair catch with one hand. Penalizing a team 5 yards for making sure defenders know that a player is calling for a fair catch seems a little... nit-picky.
- At this point in the season, 11-1 almost seems preferred to 12-0 (provided we go on to defend our title, of course). Less distractions this way.
- Finally, and perhaps most importantly, Hix is the new Plax. If I'm ready to move on, so should the team.
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2008 30 November :: 2.27pm
I can’t find the um, the stationary, come and help me look.
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2008 23 November :: 10.59pm
No fisting the cat!
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2008 23 November :: 7.57pm
Are you seeing what I’m seeing? Cause I’m seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns stealing a boat.
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2008 20 November :: 10.32pm
Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again.
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2008 20 November :: 7.47pm
Top 11 reasons why the UAW is like congress:
1.) Both carry a bunch of signs at all their get-togethers. UAW workers, picket signs. Congressmen, re-election signs.
2.) Both have exorbitant pensions and will receive health care for life upon retirement.
3.) Both have work stoppages for months at a time during summer, winter and around all federal holidays.
4.) Both take credit for creating the middle class.
5.) Both have a historical reputation for shoddy quality of work product.
6.) Both like pork. One likes it in "rind" form, the other in "spending" form.
7.) Both live well beyond their means. UAW workers with boats on Lake Superior. Congress gets junkets and fact-finding trips to the Cayman Islands.
8.) Both are paid the same regardless of how much work they do.
9.) Both have a national approval rating of under 10%.
10.) Both are seemingly out-classed by their foreign counterparts.
11.) Both get to take election day off.
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2008 17 November :: 11.57am
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2008 16 November :: 1.05pm
So, Abe Lincoln was gay...
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