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2008 29 September :: 4.50am
Wait. Wait. Wait. Oh...! And boom goes the dynamite.
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2008 24 September :: 8.12am
You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot...
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2008 23 September :: 10.10am
So the doggies went to the vet to get their teeth cleaned yesterday. Since they have to put them under to do it, they do a blood test first. According to the test it wasn’t fully likely that Callaway would wake up afterward, so only Shelby got her teeth cleaned. For whatever reason they did further blood tests, Callie’s kidneys appear to be failing :-(
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2008 11 September :: 1.38pm
Sit down nigga!
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2008 10 September :: 1.39am
Thought of Michelle on this one.
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2008 7 September :: 8.15pm
You kick-box naked?
That isn’t the point.
So, the point, the only point.
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2008 4 September :: 9.36pm
Your momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.
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2008 29 August :: 12.35pm
:: Music: McCain VP Announcement
So this is what live blogging is like...
I gotta hand it to you, John (or better yet, your campaign managers).
- You waited less than 12 hours (!!) to quell the enthusiasm of Obama's speech to announce your VP pick; I've seen vultures work slower than that. You go steal those headlines, John! Show them how politics is about the people, and not just a game!
- Your pick is a plain-spoken (anagram pun intended), middle-aged female governor from Alaska who shares a name with one of the funniest Monty Python members. Kudos on your successful Hilary-cloning experiment, John! And nice touch picking a brunette... nobody will catch on to that one!
- Not only does your VP pick come from a state whose capital is Juneau (totally boss), she's got a son in the military! Take that, Obama! Michelle, you better ship one of the cute little girls of yours off ASAP.
Standing up to 'politics as usual,' eh? You show them, John. You show them exactly what we are trying to get away from.
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2008 29 August :: 10.07am
What do you think?
Hookers?
Sure.
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2008 24 August :: 10.46pm
When they’re just inches away you invoke the Dong Hai defense.
What’s that?
You protect your dong and swing like your life depended on it. (swings nun chucks above head).
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2008 22 August :: 8.36pm
Got into New York last night, Jason and Michelle met me at the airport. The city is surprisingly like Minneapolis/St. Paul. We went walking around to hit the liquor store, which was closed. Ended up with some Miller from the gas station and playing Mario Kart Wii.
Today I took my first subway ride and went to Rockefeller Center. Neat area, but much smaller than what it looks like on TV. We proceeded to wander around and look at places: the M&M Store, Nintendo World, Virgin, and MOMA (Museum of Modern Art). We had lunch at some little place that had a ton of food and EXCELLENT pizza. Dinner was at ESPN Zone.
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2008 15 August :: 10.51pm
I’m really pissed at my iPod. I wanted to listen to Placebo this afternoon and it wasn’t listed underneath artists, so I just listened to something else. I made sure Placebo was on my laptop, it was, so I hooked up the iPod to sync it, but it was already done. Going a different way I searched for the album title on the iPod and it’s listed. So, why is this album listed but not the artist?
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2008 15 August :: 4.22am
Guy: All right, Hamburger Hamlet, Harbor House, Oriental Seafood...
Jessica: Anal Seafood? What?
Tina: Angel Seafood.
Jessica: Oh.
Guy: No, Oriental Seafood.
Jessica: Oriental.
[laughs]
Jessica: I thought he said "Anal Seafood".
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2008 11 August :: 8.17am
What are you in for?
Biting the mailman. He was trying to cast a spell on me, like a wizard or something. (waves hand)
Are you sure about that?
I dunno, maybe he was just waving.
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