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2007 4 February :: 10.37pm
Ok, so the Bears got raped. Not that I actually watched any of the game… I recorded it, and used scene skip to watch all the commercials and part of the half-time show. Prince was awful, but at least he didn’t have the flappy underarm skin like the guys did last year.
Top four commercials:
Snickers gay kiss
Blockbuster mouse
Chevy semi-nude car wash
Coke’s GTA rip-off
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2007 4 February :: 4.05pm
The Washington State Supreme Court recently ruled that the state could prevent gay and lesbian couples from marrying because the state has a legitimate interest in preserving marriage for procreation.
In a clever response, gay marriage activists have filed a state initiative that will allow only couples capable of having kids to marry, and require that they file "proof of procreation" within three years of the marriage. If not, the marriage would be annulled. It will also require that couples married in other states provide proof of procreation and will make it a crime to get marriage benefits without meeting the procreation requirement.
The Washington Secretary of State has accepted the initiative as a potential ballot measure. Activists need to get 224,800 signatures to get it on the November ballot.
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2007 3 February :: 10.48am
"The Church Of Scientology thinks that Tom Cruise is the messiah. I don't know, I always expected God to be, you know, taller. And a top."
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2007 29 January :: 8.40pm
Isaiahgate Update
Despite costar Isaiah Washington’s rehab stint for his homophobic slur, Grey’s Anatomy cutie T.R. Knight may leave the hit show, according to MSNBC’s Jeannette Walls. “He feels that the atmosphere there is so toxic and unhealthy,” a source told the Scoop. Knight’s spokeswoman wouldn’t comment at first, but mere moments later adamantly denied Knight’s departure, saying the rumor was “one thousand percent false.” Meanwhile, on Friday’s The Ellen DeGeneres Show, sexually ambiguous funny gal Wanda Sykes gave her two cents on Isaiahgate, joking, “Gay rehab? That sounds like traffic school.” After commenting on how African-Americans have “overcome” now that they are dishing out bigoted comments rather than taking them, Sykes added, “Maybe gay is the new black now.”
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2007 29 January :: 6.36pm
"A `eugoogolizer.' One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think that I would be too stupid to know what a `eugoogoly' was?"
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2007 13 January :: 9.57pm
:: Music: 98 Degrees: Give Me Just One Night
So, my great aunt Ruth sent some photos from the funeral...
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2007 12 January :: 8.11pm
Death has its side effects.
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2007 11 January :: 10.54pm
What's so great about being normal?
I love Roswell.
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2007 6 January :: 10.33pm
For some reason I thought I wouldn't need a new car fixed. Need to make an appointment for no less than four warranty repairs.
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2007 3 January :: 10.25pm
You bought a used lion?
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2007 2 January :: 11.06pm
Going number three
Dude, that penis is sweet.
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2006 21 December :: 3.41am
"White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy."
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2006 18 December :: 1.16am
:: Music: Regina Spektor: Fidelity
More Cock, Please
By N.S.
More cock, please.
No, that’s not enough. More, more. It’s important that you help me reinforce the stereotype of the sex-obsessed gay man who fucks compulsively and indiscriminately, thereby living an empty and hollow existence in which he is unable to love.
Any orifice will do. Oh, you have genital warts? That’s okay, I do too. And AIDS and every other STD imaginable, which are, of course, punishment for my immoral lifestyle.
You, over there. Yeah, you. You’ll do.
Are you straight? Yes? Shit, that’s great. The fact that you’re having sex with me permits me to brand you as a homosexual, a ‘closet case’ as it were. And everybody knows that the scientifically observed fact of sexuality being fluid and permitting a plethora of activity outside the bounds of standard heterosexuality is bullshit, so come out of the closet already, you fucking faggot.
Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate your cock. As you ram it down my throat, it’s apparent to me that it’s not the act itself that turns me on, so much as the high I get from symbolically possessing aspects of a masculinity that I have denied in myself. For this we can surely blame my father, who never taught me to play baseball.
So now that you’re having sex with me and I’ve brought you down to my level, I can feel, if only for a moment, like being gay isn’t all that bad. As if it isn’t a behavior that I know deep in my soul to be unnatural and against the will of God.
That’s it, come in my mouth. Mmmm.
Okay, next! How about you? Oh, you’re gay? Whatever.
Hey, maybe we can devise some semblance of a mutual relationship, and pretend that we are in love? Perhaps this will provide a brief respite for the crushing knowledge that we are in fact uber-narcissistic man-children, forever slaves to a thumb-sucking mommy complex, and destined to die in loneliness and despair because we can never love anyone as much as we love ourselves?
Anyway, fuck me in the ass.
What—you’re putting on a condom? Jesus, you gotta be kidding me. Do you really think I respect my body and myself enough to want to protect myself from an STD that--heavens forefend--I don’t already possess?
Please. I would consider it an honor to receive your diseased meat and/or the toxic seed contained within. It would only hasten my departure from a world in which I attempt to normalize behaviors that are quite obviously unnatural, exhibiting a denial bordering on psychosis in which I do not see that men were given a penis and women a vagina for a reason, and that homosexual behavior violates the very fabric of human existence and the universe.
Harder, please. Also, keep calling me your cock-hungry fuck puppet. Your continued thrusting and hurling of insults only turns me on more. Oh, it may seem that we’re only role-playing, and the slaps you apply so generously to my face and ass are a fetishistic device used to enhance the sexual relations we are currently enjoying.
But we both know that your hatred is real, and what may seem like an innocent game is actually a serious expression of the hatred you feel for yourself, and my acceptance of this hatred hinges upon my sublimated desire to be punished for the sinful lifestyle that I have chosen, yes chosen, for myself.
Yeah, pump your load into my ass.
Isn’t it depressing to think of all that is wasted in the act we have just completed? Instead of taking part in the beautiful creation of life, we have instead resigned ourselves to a state of suspended adolescence in which we espouse the futile and vile notion that the gay lifestyle is somehow “normal” and “acceptable.”
Your precious seed of life has become little more than excrement, to be eventually shat out of my bowels and cast into the sewer, the sewer where our kind most assuredly belongs.
Oh well. On to the next one.
What, you don’t want to fuck me?
Well fuck you!
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2006 15 December :: 5.51pm
Q: What do gay men call testicles?
A: Mud flaps
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There are three gay couples. One man in each couple dies. I ask the first man how he is going to remember his gentleman friend. He replies, "I'm going to put his body to sea because we loved the beach." I ask the second one the same question. He replies, "I'm going to bury him in the mountains because we were big hikers." I ask the third man, "How will you remember your gentleman friend?" He replies, "I'm going to cremate him and put him in my chili so he can rip up my ass one more time."
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Q: What's the difference betwen a washing machine and your ex-boyfriend?
A: With the washing machine you get your clothes back after putting a load in...
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Q: What are glow-in-the-dark condoms used for?
A: So gay men can play Star Wars.
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