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TaoMan1121

:: 2006 14 October :: 7.19pm
:: Music: A's vs. Tigers

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Album Art Apocalypse

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brutisimo

:: 2006 13 October :: 11.41pm

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mbenznut

:: 2006 13 October :: 1.07pm

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TaoMan1121

:: 2006 11 October :: 11.52pm
:: Mood: drunk-ish
:: Music: Evanescence - Snow White Queen

mbenznut (11:47:02 PM): I'm sober!

TaoMan1121 (11:47:13 PM): I'M NOT!!!

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TaoMan1121

:: 2006 11 October :: 4.08pm
:: Mood: trying
:: Music: Mark Snow-a-thon

Random Thoughts
- Lost has lost misplaced 5 million viewers so far from last season. You know, I'm glad. I hate when things I love are too popular or mainstream. But to have everybody else's interests wane while mine continue to grow... that's ass-backwards for once.
- I need to keep trucking.
- Things need to change (with me), but I have such a hard time identify what and how much.
- I'm getting close to 1,500 on my movie list. That brings me more excitement than it probably should.
- I don't even like the sport, and my two favorite teams are playing the best postseason baseball of their lives (Tigers & Mets).

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mbenznut

:: 2006 10 October :: 10.20pm

Ok, so yes I am drunk off my ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMN2XI2iBt4

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mbenznut

:: 2006 10 October :: 9.25pm

Words of wisdom from my aunt: “you should wear your glasses when manscaping.”

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mbenznut

:: 2006 9 October :: 11.39pm

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mbenznut

:: 2006 9 October :: 11.31pm
:: Music: 311: Beautiful Disaster








Robot
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!








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You scored higher than 99% on Rationality





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You scored higher than 99% on Brutality





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You scored higher than 99% on Arrogance
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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mbenznut

:: 2006 9 October :: 9.20am

Sorry, you look hot in that shirt.

Well, you have really strong legs.

Oh, it was the wall. Leverage is everything.

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mbenznut

:: 2006 6 October :: 9.37pm

What is that thing on your hand?

It's a condom dispenser.

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It's a boobie trap.

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mbenznut

:: 2006 6 October :: 8.09pm
:: Music: Box Car Racer: I Feel So

Dating sounds like a great idea. It comes with snacks.

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mbenznut

:: 2006 4 October :: 11.09pm

Fergie: London Bridge
I got carded at a bar. I had no ID on me. I still got served. I love Wisconsin.

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TaoMan1121

:: 2006 4 October :: 7.26pm
:: Mood: amused
:: Music: Scissor Sisters - Ambition

This is what happens when we run out of 'Lost' episodes to watch...

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mbenznut

:: 2006 4 October :: 3.47pm




You Are Barney



You could have been an intellectual leader...



Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer



You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps



Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."

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