American Cliche

:: 2006 15 September :: 12.05am

Anyone ever been caught doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the Simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

:: 2006 15 September :: 12.00am

Yippee I get to skip class to testify in court. :-(

TaoMan1121

:: 2006 12 September :: 6.10pm

I've got to find a way to simplify my life. I've got too much swimming around inside my head. Trying to accomplish too much. I should just make a list, pick my top 10, and let the rest go. I have absolutely no idea how to do that.

Lately my stubborness has been paralyzing.

:: 2006 10 September :: 11.27am

So I got thrown for a loop this morning. I had a friend request on MySpace, so i went there to see who the hell it was and (although I didnt know the person who had requested my friendship) my step-sister had sent me a message. I havent talked to her in 2 years. she is bisexual now and just started college. i am a terrible person.

:: 2006 8 September :: 9.41pm

I'm pre-orgasmic!

:: 2006 6 September :: 1.56pm

sean was online today. WHat is it about that kid? I miss him. I am so glad i got to talk to him.

:: 2006 5 September :: 8.57pm

PS

what is your address in NY, i have a present to send you.

:: 2006 5 September :: 8.41pm

Michelle and Jason- I am SOOOOO happy for you guys. The place looks and sounds great, sure i miss my michelle like CRAZY, but knowing you are so much happier is very consoling.

I am doing very well...i mean I don't really go out much, and i am sort of boring, but i am happy. I like just being in my apartment and making it cute, and watching movies and such. I have stopped smoking and am not drinking as much. I am just trying to get it together, i want to reach my potential, i am tired of feeling like i could do better, but not actually tryong to improve.

Today was my first day of class. I like my classes, they are goiong to be hard though. I will have to really buckle down and write a TON of papers. I am retaking history and computers, then i am also taking a poetry writing, a poetry reading, and an ethnography (anthropology) class. it i going to be crazy.

It poured on my way home tonight too, I walked from miller to the valleys and was soaked by the time I got here, but it was nothing a cup of tea and a fuzzy blanket couldnt fix.

I am sorry i bailed twice this weekend ricci, i just am not all about going out lately. On Friday for David's party, i was DD. It was fun and all,but i just am saving all my partying for my birthday at the end of the month. i want to go to monaco on my b-day (sept 24-its a sunday).

I am going to go take a shower and write a bit.

Love you all.

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:: 2006 4 September :: 12.12am

So the wedding was excellent. Justin picked a wonderful woman. There was a slideshow of the bride and groom. There were some pictures of the groom with his half-sister�s half brother. Such an excellent coupling.

The best man�s speech was excellent. He mistakenly made references to the relationship between him and the groom. It helps that he�s hot.

Ashley is my new faghag.

I got drunk on my dad�s tab.

Pat is amazing�

Shaun of the Dead is an amusing film to watch with family.

Drinking and talking about cute men in the proximity of your family is weird.

:: 2006 3 September :: 2.36am

So i watched 3 really alicia movies and it made me very happy. I suggest anyone see Step Up, Take the Lead, and She's the Man. i also found another actor that is razor fine. Channing Tatum is my new favorite.

Goodnight moon.

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:: 2006 1 September :: 11.54pm

49. The taboo associated with the anus in our culture baffles me. Any man that hasn't taken one in the ass is a lesser man in my opinion. All mental barricades aside, providing penetration is far less intense than experiencing the penetration yourself. Be a man - get buggered! It doesn't have to be a cock - let your wife or girlfriend take the reigns. You're a fool to ignore such an intense erogenous zone.

:: 2006 1 September :: 11.51pm

Banana split, hold the banana.

:: 2006 31 August :: 1.06am
:: Music: Christina Aguilera: Ain't No Other Man

I killed another laptop :-(