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[ jimmysdingus ]

:: 2004 22 January :: 11.41 pm
:: Mood: peachy
:: Music: rancid

i was going to check out this book today called "coping with a bigoted parent" but my stupid fucking teacher said that its not apropriate. what the hell, they wouldnt put it on the shelf if it wasnt high quality literature. right? also, theres "coping with street gangs" for all you people in the rough side of town. umm i got home and slept so this is the best day ive had all week. johavas witnesses are cool.

stupid people


[ jimmysdingus ]

:: 2004 16 January :: 9.17 pm
:: Mood: bored
:: Music: black flag

god damn. i could have gone somewhere but i didnt. im just a fucking loser. i need to do something. let me know if you know of something i can do.

1 sea turtle | stupid people


[ jimmysdingus ]

:: 2003 29 December :: 6.14 pm
:: Mood: weird
:: Music: nirvana

i just want to be happy then die
i've been eating too much food. i have gained 4 lbs since december 16. its not all taht much except that i want to lose not gain. no one ever leaves a comment so it makes me wonder if anyone even looks at this. probably not. since no one else looks at it, i think i can talk about some more personal things...like the fact that i wet the bed until i was 7.

1 sea turtle | stupid people


[ jimmysdingus ]

:: 2003 26 December :: 12.10 pm
:: Mood: jolly
:: Music: cky-we wish you a shitty christmas

i got my hair cut. its lame. so crucify me.

stupid people


[ jimmysdingus ]

:: 2003 16 December :: 4.55 pm
:: Mood: lethargic
:: Music: dead kennedys

whoa
not much has happened, at least not from my point of view. alot of dumbfucks walking around so full of life...well fuck them. fuck. i have 2 exams and a presentation to do tomorrow. the exams dont bother me but i hate presenting anything and i think oral presentations should be outlawed. and i found out that kent's dad died the other day and even though i only saw him like once ever its sad. i just think how awful it would be if my dad died and i had to go live with my mom. i would cry so much. but then again i cry alot anyway. im such an emo kid. and fuck myself for saying that.

eat, sleep, masturbate, and DiE safely

2 sea turtles | stupid people


[ jimmysdingus ]

:: 2003 28 November :: 4.50 pm
:: Mood: giggly
:: Music: jimi hendrix

one of them things
BODY:
1. What do you most like about your body?: eyes
2. And least?: nose
3. How many fillings do you have?: 0
4. Do you think you're good looking?: no
5. Do other people often tell you that you're good looking: no
6. Do you look like any celebrities?: no

FASHION:
1. Do you wear a watch?: no
2. How many coats and jackets do you own?: like 4
3. Favorite pants/skirt color?: blue
4. Most expensive item of clothing?: shoes
5. What kind of shoes do you wear?: uh

YOUR FRIENDS:
1. Do your friends 'know' you?: no
2. What do they tend to be like?:
3. Are there traits in you that are universally liked?: no
4. How many people do you tell everything to?: 89

Film, TV, BOOKS:
1. Favorite band ever?: Jimi Hendrix Experience
2. Most listened to bands: tool AC/DC Nirvana Dead Kennedys Jimi Hendrix
3. Do you find any musicians good-looking?: no
4. Can you play an instrument?: not yet
5. Type of music never listened to?: Christian, hardcore

GENERAL QUESTIONS:
1. Who is the smartest man alive at the moment?: Stephen Hawking
2. What do you prefer, a sunny or rainy day?: sunny
3. Do you consider yourself lucky?: no
4. Do you feel pity for people who commit suicide?: depends
5. Choose one word to describe how you feel most often: pointless

ETC.
1. Do you own any plaid clothing?: yeah
2. Do you own converse shoes?: yeah
3. Do you wear tight pants?: nope
4. Is there more than one zipper in your pants?: no
5. Do you know what a squatter flap is?: no
6. Do you own a messenger bag?: no
7. Do you wear your messenger bag across your chest?: since I don’t have one..no
8. Do you own braces?: no
9. Are braces worn anywhere besides the mouth?:
10. Do you have short, shaggy hair?: I guess
11. Does your hairstyle exceed a height of 3 inches?: no
12. Would you classify your hair as a deadly weapon?: no
13. Do you think mohawks are "neat"?: yes as long as its not on me
14. Is your hair black or red?: no
15. Do you have a favorite brand of hair dye?: no
16. Do you own a bandana?: no
17. Do you wear plugs in your ears?: no
18. Are you amused by safety pins?: yes
19. Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute?: no
20. Do you own one or more objects with studs or spikes in them?: hmm
21. Do you own one or more articles of clothing from dogpile, lip service,or tiger of london?: no
22. Do you enjoy leopard print?: no
23. Are you disgruntled?: sorta
24. Are you an anarchist?: no
25. Does the American flag anger you?: no
26. Are you "working class"?: not yet
27. Do you dislike "preps"?: no
28. Do you dislike Hot Topic?: no
29. Do you smoke cigarettes?: no
30. Do you smoke cloves?: no
31. Are you a thin waif?: no
32. Are you vegan/vegetarian?: no
33. Do you think meat is murder?: no
34. Have you ever gone a week without a shower?: yes
35. Have you ever been avoided due to your odor?: probably but you have to get close to me to tell if I smell bad
36. Do you know who Jack Kerouac is?: yes
37. Do you like Mr. Kerouac?: no
38. Are you a member of the makeout club?: no
39. Do you say "rad"?: not often

MORE JUNK:
1. Name: Erik
2. Do you like it?: its alright
3. Nick-names: Cofer (last name)
4. Screen names: cofereatsfood
5. Age: 15
6. Birthday: August 8, 1988
7. Sign: not sure
8. Location: Conyers
10. Status: single
11. Crush: yes
12. Virgin: yes
13. Natural hair color: brown
14. Current hair color: brown
15. Eye color: green
16. Height: 5’5
17. Weight: 135
18. Birthplace: Dekalb
19. Shoe size: 10 1/2

FAMILY:
1. Parents: Jeff and Joy
2. Siblings: sister Brittany and a bunch of half and step siblings I don’t feel like naming
3. Live with: dad and stepmom
4. Favorite relatives: grandfather

FAVORITES:
1. Number: currently 1.12
2. Color: black and purple
3. Day: friday
4. Month: april
6. Movie: Virgin Suicides
8. Band: jimi Hendrix experience
9. Sport:
10. Class: p.e.
11. Teacher:
12. Drink: coke
13. Veggie: broccoli
14. tv station?: comedy central
15. Radio station: don’t listen to the radio
16. Store:
17. Quote: “pull the tapeworm out of your ass”
18. Animal: European beaver
19. Flower: I don’t know…tulip

THIS/THAT
1. Me or you: me
2. Coke or pepsi: coke
3. Day or night: night
4. AOL or AIM: AIM
5. CD or cassette: CD
6. DVD or VHS: DVD
7. Jeans or khakis: jeans
8. Car or truck: car
9. Tall or short: short
10. Lunch or dinner: dinner
11. *Nsync or BSB?:
12. Gap or Old Navy?:
13. Lipstick or lipgloss: lipstick
14. Silver or gold: gold
15. Alcohol or weed:

THE PAST:
1. What is the one thing you would change about your past?:
2. What is the biggest mistake you've made in your life?:
3. Last thing you heard: dog barking
4. Last thing you saw: monitor
5. Last thing you said: yes
6. What is the last TV show you saw?: king of the hill
7. What is the last song you heard?: tool-opiate

WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU...
1. Saw?: stepsister
2. Kissed?: no one
3. Who is the last person you hugged?: mom
4. Fought with?: no one
5. Were on the phone with?:

THE PRESENT:
1. What are you wearing?: shirt and shorts
2. What are you doing?: typing
3. Who are you talking to?: nobody
4. What song are you listening to?: are you experienced
5. Where are you?: at home
6. Who are you with?: no one
7. Are you online?: yes
8. How are you feeling?: giggly
9. Are you in a chatroom?: never
FUTURE:
1. What day is it tomorrow?: saturday
2. What are you going to do after this?: play video games
3. Who are you going to talk to?: whoever
4. Where are you going to go?: my room
5. How old will you be when you graduate?: 18
6. What do you wanna be?: bobsledder
7. What is one of your dreams?: old man chasing me with a knife
8. Where will you be in 25 years?: conyers i imagine


OTHER:
1. Do you write in cursive or print?: print
2. Are you a lefy or a a righty? lefty
3. What is your sexual preference?:
4. What piercings do you have?: I hate piercings
5. Do you drive?: learners
6. Do you have glasses or braces?: glasses

eat, sleep, and masturbate safely
<3

2 sea turtles | stupid people


[ jimmysdingus ]

:: 2003 27 November :: 10.51 pm
:: Mood: calm
:: Music: the clash

Thanksgiving isn't much of a holiday.
the only good thing about thanksgiving is that its time away from school. the food is good but the whole day sucks overall. there were too many people at my house so i just stayed in my room most of the time. little kids can be so rude. it makes me want to kick them. or take a piss. oh yeah and i figured out that no one can add me to their friends list. they can only become a member of the community thing.

eat, sleep, and masturbate safely
<3

1 sea turtle | stupid people


[ jimmysdingus ]

:: 2003 21 November :: 8.39 pm
:: Mood: optimistic
:: Music: jimi hendrix

silly slut. dicks are for kids.
i have done the same thing every day this week. i went to school then came home and did a shitload of thinking. i have been listening to jimi alot lately. thats the only music i've been listening to actually. i am listening to him as i type this. i've discovered that when i give up all hope of accomplishing anything or finding anyone then i'm a much happier person.

eat, sleep, and masturbate safely
<3

2 sea turtles | stupid people


[ jimmysdingus ]

:: 2003 18 November :: 4.52 pm
:: Mood: guilty

music
You would kill Avril by Making her listen to her own music over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until she eventually goes insane and kills herself.
Avril Lavigne - How will you torture and kill her?
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eat, sleep, and masturbate safely
<3

3 sea turtles | stupid people


[ jimmysdingus ]

:: 2003 15 November :: 10.11 am
:: Mood: worried
:: Music: stone temple pilots

what can a poor boy do against a street fighting man?
i didn't do much during the week. went over to this welcoming mexican kid's house a couple of times. he is so accepting. i just realized yesterday that i haven't started on my community service for pre-ap. i got to do taht real soon. it's a very pointless class in my opinion and all we do is miscellanious things that do not relate to anything else we do later on in it. jesus, some people can be so stupid it makes me want to cry. or take a piss.

tyler king had like a 20 lb. weight fall on him a couple days ago. right on the knee and it fell from about 15 feet up. i'm a bit jealous because i'm always hoping for things like that to happen to me. oh well, maybe a car will swerve one day and hit me while i'm walking home.
hmm, oscar got his hair cut today to about where it was at the end of 7th grade.

eat, sleep, and masturbate safely
<3

1 sea turtle | stupid people


[ jimmysdingus ]

:: 2003 7 November :: 5.58 pm
:: Mood: mellow
:: Music: a perfect circle

the reason my username is listed on every entry is because my account is a community or something


See what drug you are.

today was alright. i went to ryans house and i am borrowing a clockwork orange from him because i have to see that god damn movie. i saw it about three years ago but it held no significance to me then and i don't remember much about it. haha and my stepsister wants to go to a jewish boarding school(and yes, her and my stepmom are really jewish). i don't really see anything wrong with being jewish but i also don't see any reason to be proud of it.

eat, sleep, and masturbate safely
<3

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[ jimmysdingus ]

:: 2003 1 November :: 9.30 am
:: Mood: numb
:: Music: NIN

bacon comes from pigs
yesterday i went trick-or-treating although i didn't have a costume, i didn't have a bag, and i didn't get much candy. tyler king told me to come with him and kris so i went but it took a long time to find them. they had kicked brett out of tyler's house before i got there and then they left to egg peoples' houses. so brett found where they were and no one felt like going to get more eggs so we just stood around.

eat, sleep, and masturbate safely
<3

2 sea turtles | stupid people


[ jimmysdingus ]

:: 2003 30 October :: 4.00 pm
:: Mood: horny

yesterday i went to oscars and he got on my sn and starting IMing people and saying stupid shit. he said 'hey slut' to my stepmom's mom so thats not good. he didn't play the drums at all and all of wednesday was very boring for me. today sucked. same shit, different day. there are some people i would like to talk to more but i don't know what to say or if they would want for me to talk to them so i end up saying nothing. then i have to listen to some stupid fuckers telling me i'm soooo quiet. i want a turtle.

eat, sleep, and masturbate safely
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1 sea turtle | stupid people


[ jimmysdingus ]

:: 2003 27 October :: 8.19 pm
:: Mood: giddy
:: Music: ramones-wart hog

i DID NOT come up with the username
i can't make one of these using my e-mail for some reason so i am using another person's e-mail and he came up with the username. so if you see things in here like " i suck elephant testicles" or "i planted a bomb in locker 2038" then it is him, not me. these things really aren't meant for people with no life but i wanted one

eat, sleep, and masturbate safely
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