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2004 18 August :: 5.53 pm
my head is itchy... i think i will go take a shower
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2004 17 August :: 9.20 am
so i know when i am taking act and sat now i just need to register.
my head hurts right now too and i have to work in like half an hour... fuck
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2004 17 August :: 8.46 am
so i guess that i am playing tennis this year.
goodie... but now i have to get a physical.
anyways practice was cancelled and so i am going to fill out applications
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2004 16 August :: 2.03 pm
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And
there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole
lot better.
-- Ellen DeGeneres
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2004 16 August :: 1.25 pm
i want to hear jake sing she thinks my tractors sexy-- for old times sake
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2004 16 August :: 1.22 pm
so i went to chicago this last weekend. and i had loads of fun. i got a ton of clothes and i really can't wait for school to start except i still need to get a few more pairs of pants.
oh yeah and since i really cut down on dairy i lost like 10 pounds so i am giddy because a pair of my old pants fit now... yay!!
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2004 12 August :: 7.11 pm
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2004 12 August :: 7.05 pm
i believe that i forgot to mention that i leave for chicago tomorrow morning.
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2004 12 August :: 5.05 pm
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2004 11 August :: 6.28 pm
You Know You're From Michigan When... |
You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder.
You can identify an Ohio accent.
Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack and a bucket of smelt.
Owning a Japanese car is a hanging offense in your hometown.
You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.
The Big Mac is something that you drive across.
You believe that "down south" means Toledo.
You bake with soda and drink pop.
You drive 75 on the highway and you pass on the right.
Your Little League baseball game was snowed out.
You learned how to drive a boat before you learned how to ride a bike.
You know how to pronounce "Mackinac".
The word "thumb" has a geographical rather than an anatomical significance.
You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
You expect Vernor's when you order ginger ale.
You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but that it isn't far from Hell.
Your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving, the opening of deer season and Devil's Night.
Your snowmobile, lawn mower and fishing boat all have big block Chevy engines.
At least one person in your family disowns you for the week of the Michigan/Michigan State football game.
You know what a millage is.
Traveling coast to coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.
Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.
You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your left hand.
You know what a "Yooper" is.
Your car rusts out before you need the brakes done
Half the people you know say they are from Detroit...
yet you don't personally know anyone who actually lives in Detroit
"Up North" means north of Clare.
You know what a pastie is.
You occasionally cheer "Go Lions- and take the Tigers with you."
Snow tires come standard on all your cars.
At least 25% of your relatives work for the auto industry.
You don't understand what the big deal about Chicago is.
Octopus and hockey go together as naturally as hot dogs and baseball.
You know more about chill factors and lake effect than you'd EVER like to know!
Your snowblower has more miles on it than your car.
Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.
When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left."
You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.
You never watch the Weather Channel - you can just assume they're wrong.
The snowmen you make in your front yard actually freeze. Solid.
The snow freezes so hard that you can actually walk across it and not break it or leave any marks.
All your shoes are called "tennis shoes", even though no one here plays tennis anyway.
Your major school field trip includes camping and cross-country skiing.
Half your friends have a perfect sledding hill right in their own backyard.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Michigan.
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2004 11 August :: 5.31 pm
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but
television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and
world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that
offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
-- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"
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2004 11 August :: 5.16 pm
:: Mood: annoyed
:: Music: Sheryl Crow-- Favorite Mistake
x is true...
(x) I have never been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I have never been to Japan
(_) I never ridden in a taxi
(x) I never have had sex
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(_) I have never cut myself on purpose
(x) I never have been in a fist fight
(x) I never snuck out of my parent's house
(x) I never have been arrested
(x) I never made out with a stranger
(x) I never stole anything from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Time Square
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(x) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(x) I never have thrown up in a bar
(x) I never have purposely set myself on fire
(_) I never have eaten sushi
(x) I never have been snowboarding
(_) I never have been happy with myself
(x) I never have met a movie star
(_) I never went to a prom
(x) I never bungee jumped
(x) I never have been to a pop concert
(x) I never have dated someone for over a year
(x) I never ate a mango
(x) I never killed anyone before
(x) I never went sailing
(_) I have never had a job
(x) I have never told someone how much they meant to me.
(x) I never have gone sky diving
(x) I never ran outside and danced in the street naked.
(_) I have never had a lesbian/gay close friend.
(x) I have never watched C-SPAN for over an hour.
(x) I have never been out of the country
(x) I have never made out in a carwash..
(x) I have never had cum come out of my nose during a blow job
(x) I have never gone night swimming with a hot person of the opposite sex
(_) I have never eaten peanut butter.
(x) I have never seen Citizen Kane all the way through.
(_) I have never broken a bone.
(x) I have never enjoyed eating veal
(x) I have never been whale watching
(x) I have never stayed up until 10 AM listening to music
(_) I have never seen real boobies
(_) I have never been happier in my life than I am right now
(_) I've never been involved with a complete jackass
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2004 10 August :: 2.09 pm
:: Mood: annoyed
:: Music: The Beach Boys-- Wouldn't it be nice
life is uterly useless right now
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2004 10 August :: 2.01 pm
fuck you both you, damn scum faced traitorus fucking traitors!!!
i hope you two are happy in hell together
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2004 9 August :: 10.15 pm
i opened a checking account today with bank one...
and i feel sorry for my future children because i know nothing about a family oriented environment.
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