Have you even been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' or 'how very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.
Author: Rose Walker

Quotes from the last Marking Period
3/23
“Man I didn’t name him, I just said ‘he’s dead.’” – Norm Cole

“The male reproductive system.” – Mr. Reed
“That’s my favorite system.” – Kate

3/24
“You’re kinda lucky I wore pants today.” – Mitch Armstrong

“People are too happy these days.” – Stacy Cain

“Your butt smells nice, Neilee.” – Courtney Rae

3/25
“I bought a video game you had in your crotch.” – Phil Maas (Himself)

“You’ve gotta draw the line between creepy and romantic.” – Stephanie Lewis

3/26
“I’d kill myself before I let you kill me.” – Gus Dahl

3/27
“Get your racial slangs right, ya dirty Jew.” – Mitch Armstrong

“I’ll straddle your face.” – Mitch

“I get your cooter, Matt gets your mouth, so if I make you scream, you’ll bite his off.” – James Golden

3/29
“I think we should have ‘Bring a Knife to School Day’ and ‘Fake a Race Day.’” – Stacy Cain

“Whoever’s throwing jellybeans needs to stop. It’s very immature.” – Kim Carter
“I think it’d be more immature if we were throwing babies.” – Emily Rowe

“It pains me to listen to her talk.” – Kate

“Wrinkled Old Testicle…” – Brad Blair
“What are you doing?” – Kate
“ROTC!” – Brad
“Wrinkled doesn’t start with an R.” – Jay Ruster
“..oh yeah.” – Brad

3/30
“You don’t have child-bearing hips.” – Courtney Rae
“What’s that?” – Brittany Mathews
“Hips.. for bearing children..” – Emily Rowe

“Be a patriot, kill a priest.” – Kate

“Homolicker.” – Kaylen Merlington

“Every time I draw two circles next to eachother, you guys automatically think testicles.” – Fournier

“I’ve got the richest bum in this place.” – Stephanie Lewis

“Mr. Carr’s watching me stroke my nipple, thanks.” – Stephanie Lewis

3/31
“Damn those pissin’ pink bunnies on the fuckin’ ceiling.” – Kate

“Procrastination and masturbation are both fun, until you realize you’re only fucking yourself.” – Stephanie Lewis

“Seriously, he goes from his normal red, to dark red, to dark dark purple. If I was him, I’d paint my room red, and.. hide in it.” – Tyler Metzger

4/4
“I like to open my mouth for a lotta meat.” – James Golden

“Man, I gonna cut you so bad man.. that, you, you gon wish I didn’t cut you so bad, man.” – James Golden

4/12
“What would everyone say if I had a restaurant called The Big Dick? They’d say, ‘The bratwurst there is great’ and ‘I go there for the sausage!’ We’d serve pickles and sausage with bananas on the side. And guys in speedos will serve.” – Mrs. Olsen

4/15
“It’d be really cool if I were a chair.” – Tim Rafferty

“If I was a chair, I’d be a toilet.” – Emily Rowe

4/18
“I should die. I really want to.” – Becky Visser

4/20
“Hopefully you guys get this, otherwise my life is useless.” – Mrs. Olsen

4/21
“Josh doesn’t feel it.” – Kaylen Merlington
“Yeah, because you’ve always got your hand up his butt.” – Neilee Metzger

“Everybody loves me; I’m beautiful, I’m vibrant, I’m absolutely gorgeous!” – Jake Shain

“So I smoke pot, what are you gonna do about it?” – Heather Fitzgerald

“I had a straw in my mouth and CJ put the other end in his mouth and took it out, and when he did, I got some of his spit in my mouth.” – Stephanie Lewis

“Suddenly, I feel like taking my pants off.” – Jeremy W.

4/22
“I’ve got a tub of organs on me so I can’t move.” – Kaylen Merlington

“Saying ‘ow, my spleen!’ is so much cooler than saying ‘ow, my small intestine.’” – Bill Korb

“Hey we found the first penis of the day!” – Fournier

“Life is too short to be nice.” – Jay Ruster

“I hope she bursts into flames.” – Dustin Cain

“There are 3 Kims. 2 are blonde barbies, and I’m the dark-haired cow. Of course I was the smartest, but where’d that get me? With you.” – Mrs. (Kim) Olsen

4/23
“We instigated a retard fight last hour.” – Jay Ruster

“Hellfuckinshitassyeah.” – Brad Blair

“I would literally shit my pants if one retard jacked another in the face.” – Jay Ruster

“King Kong aint got shit on Godzilla.” – Jay Ruster

“Look, it’s a gathering of fat bitches.” – James Remiro

“Sperm lip gloss.” – Brad Blair

“Go do something you’re good at, like killing Jews.” – Kevin Cuppett

“You know how much spit I’ve wasted talking to you? *pretends to spit *That much.” – Brittany Toft

4/26
“You gotta be there for your friends, even when they start barfin’, you gotta be there for ‘em.” – Jeff Warner

“Folks, I’m about to lay down the smack.” – Fournier

“I’m stressed to the max; I have a German in my house.” – Josh Farrel

“I think Jessica just licked Marissa’s nipple.” – Emily Rowe

“You should quote me saying nipple.” – Emily Rowe

“Nipple.” – Emily Rowe

“If you guys are gonna talk, I’m gonna rip out your tongues.” – Mrs. Olsen
“Is that a threat?” – Zach Ebenstein
“It’s a promise.” – Mrs. Olsen

“I play ‘What’s In My Mouth’ in math.” – Stacy Cain

“I told him he got hit by the ugly stick twice.” – Stacy Cain

4/27
“Gee wiz, meat.” – Tim Rafferty

“Look at that old man, do you think he gets any?” – Kaylen (Jennifer) Merlington

“She doesn’t like me anymore because I don’t believe that she has a demon vampire imaginary friend.” – Tim Rafferty

“I’m gonna write erotic porn when I get older.” – Kate

“Stop screwin’ Kate!” – Jacqui DeFouw

“Ahhhhhh! It got in my cut! Your deodorant got in my cut!” – Stacy Cain
“Suck on it!” – Matt Whetzel
“It tastes like… EWW!” – Stacy

“Do you want some sandwich with your condiments?” – Stephanie Lewis

4/29
“It’s like a sex sandwich.” – Will Tobashka

“Who’re you going out with?” – Amanda Bigney
“Yeah, what’s his name Zach?” – Tim Rafferty
“Dick.” – Zach Ebenstein

“They should kill all the fat ugly people, except me.” – Tim Rafferty
“You’re not fat.” – Kate

“This is like the breakfast club.” – Neilee Metzger
“You should put lipstick on with your boobs.” – Ron Wheaton

4/30
“I have half a cat in Mr. McDonald’s room. I can go get it.” – Emily Rowe

5/2
“There’s Cyclopes, let’s trip her.” – Matt Whetzel

5/3
“I’ll touch your leg all I want.” – Kate
“Then I’ll play with your pants all I want.” – Brandon Haney

“I thought you said, ‘I’ve got too much cum in my dick.’” – Brad Blair

“I thought you said something about a holy dick.” – Stephanie Lewis

“I betcha Hazel’s an anal guy.” – Jay Ruster

“You should totally stab her in the face with a soldering iron.” – Jay Ruster

“Suck my balls, smoke my pole, lick my dirty butt hole.” – Brad Blair

“If I find a bug, can I keep it?” – Logan

“Whatever lights your fire.” – Mr. McDonald

“I’m such a non-conformist, I’m not gonna drive on the road.” – Matt Whetzel

“You’re constipating.” – Stacy Cain

“You little dyke-bombin’ son of a bitch.” – Matt Whetzel

“Stacy, if I wanted any comeback from you, I’d wipe it off your cheek.” – Matt Whetzel

“Can you imagine a giant douche bag just running around?” – Stacy Cain

“You son of a bitch, you’re never touching my tampon again.” – Matt Whetzel

5/4
“I can’t wait for the Vietnam War.” – Gus Dahl

“Stop trying to unbutton my pants.” – Kate

“Well, ya see, when you leave a bicycle pump out in the rain, overnight, well.. you know.” – Tom Maynard

5/5
“You get outta bed, you get on the pot. Yep, that’s how it was back in our day. You got on that cold pot whether you hadta go or not.” – Neilee’s G-Ma

“I’m dumbass-intolerant.” – Kate

“I remember tasting you, and you were very bland.” – Mitch Armstrong

“I love things in my shirt.” – Kaylen Merlington
“I love the things in your shirt too.” – Tim Rafferty

“Take off your pants.” – Tim Rafferty
“You horny little devil.” – Courtney Rae
“That’s sexual harassment, don’t say that.” – Mrs. Crowley

“All I heard was ‘a prostitute, a monkey, and a fish.’” – Mrs. Crowley

“If you watch TV a lot, you get big boobs.” – Mrs. Olsen

5/7
“Not everyone wants to have sex with Becky, even though she begs.” – Erika Childs

“Come to us, Cancer Lump.” – Matt Whetzel

“I’m excited because I’m fat and I like doughnuts.” – Emily Rowe

“He’s a man-whore with a small penis.” – Courtney Rae

“I gotta tinkle like a homo in labor.” – Stephanie Lewis

“Does the gortex really help against the burritos?” – Mitch Armstrong

5/10
“I talked to a squirrel! I swear to my gosh!” – Erika Childs

“We don’t want to hear about your big poop.” – Mitch Armstrong
“But it was huuuuge! Like a loaf of garlic bread and 3 pretzels worth.” – Kevin Cuppett

“Yeah, I do that all the time, I make peoples’ nipples dance.” – Neilee Metzger

“There was this lady and she weighed like 700 pounds. She had this burning sensation in her arm, so she went to the doctor. He pulled up one of her flabs of fat and there was a twinkie in there, molding. It was turning into a mold that was burning her skin.” – Alyssa Cole

I had a dream about your mom’s hot naked body last night.” – Stephanie Lewis

“I squeezed his butt and it started flowing through my hands.” – Stephanie

“That’d be full of ball-licking goodness.” – Jay Ruster

“I look like a cow. I look like the centerpiece that everyone sits around at dinner.” – Michelle Hawley

“What, did I impregnate a woman?” – Erika Childs

“She called me a hefty dodo.” – Becky Visser

“We talked about the special place between ladies’ legs.” – Mrs. Olsen

“She’s got this new fantasy where she comes out wearing my clothes.” – Mrs. Olsen

5/13
“Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.” – Brandon Haney

“My dog gives me a boner.” – Jay Ruster

“All bodily fluids go on the kleenex.” – Bus Driver

“One day she walked into me and she’s like, ‘hello, I’m walking here,’ and I’m like, ‘hello, you’re fat.’” – Tyler Metzger

“Wanna chew my shirt?” – Amanda Bigney

5/14
“Hey, let’s see who can imitate a tire!” – Kate

“Save a tree, eat a beaver.” – Brandon Haney

“Will you pull my pants down?” – Kate

“Hey look, you’re spinning negro humor all over.” – James Golden

“This sounds like worms smashing up against smushy stuff.” – Stacy Cain

“Hey everybody! I got hit in the face!” – Stacy Cain

“I’d go up to someone and be like ‘I play the piccolo’ and they’d be like ‘you should’ve picked the cello’ then I’d be like ‘I didn’t pick the piccolo’ and pull out a cello.” – Stacy Cain

“I hope both of you die.” – Dustin Cain

“I had a dream today about ponies playing flutes.” – Stacy Cain

“He’s not the pokemon master, he’s the pokemon god.” – Dustin Cain

“Do I need to give you The Talk?” – Kate
“Yes, then we can watch it on video.” – Stacy Cain

“The carpet smells like peaches. Moldy ones.” – Stacy Cain

“Let’s all be dramatic because we’re just so good at it.” – Stacy Cain

“When we get older, we’ll get an apartment together.” – Kate
“And we can make gingerbread men.” – Stacy

5/16
“Hey Kate?” – Stacy
“What?” – Kate
“You’re fugly.” – Stacy

5/17
“Hey yo, honky honk.” – Courtney Rae

“Why does she make us eat this stuff?” – Ashley
“Because it’s poison and she likes to do us in our sleep.” – Neilee Metzger

“I wanna have sex with this room it smells so good.” – Courtney Rae

“I feel like I’m eating fetal pigs.” – Alyssa Cole

“Why do you wear your blingbling?” – Fournier
“To attract boys.” – David Cook

“Nasty girls don’t have boyfriends.” – Fournier

“He’s always yelling at me for humping Tony.” – Brad Blair

“I think it’s my God-given right to hump other men.” – Jay Ruster

5/18
“I wish I had a plunger to play with.” – Kate

“I’m not a pansyass little fucktart.” – Tom Maynard

“I’m gonna stick this down my dog’s throat and wrap his intestines around the spoon. People’ll be like, ‘woo, look, intestines on a spoon!’” – Stacy Cain

“I enjoy talking to myself, I’m the only who listens.” – Emily Shneider

5/20
“You were choking her with your nipple.” – James Golden

“I try to be as homosexual as possible when I give these quizzes.” – Fournier

“So yesterday I told my mom I wanted a PHD in Mexican Porn School. She told me to shut up.” – Stephanie Lewis

“I wish hairy balls were here. I could go for a nut lickin’ right now.” – Jay Ruster

“I love to squirm while I’m makin’ bacon.” – Kate

“What color are your nipples?” – Emily Rowe
“He’s a pinky.” – Brad Blair

5/21
“The ugliest wins.” – Mrs. Crowley
“I wanna play.” – Emily Rowe

“We’re all dying dogs on the inside.” – Kate

“What if my pants just disintegrated?” – Neilee Metzger

“He’s an assbutt.” – Brad Blair
“Is that the same thing as a penisdick?” – Michelle (Mishy) Fraser

“Whatcha thinkin’ about?” – Kate
“Your mom.” – Stacy Cain

5/24
“So Penny and I were playing Snugglebugs last night and she fuckin’ threw up all over my floor.” –Jay Ruster

“My hands are stickier than an erect horse penis.” – Jay Ruster

“See, I told you I was a faggot.” – Stacy Cain

“I’m so fascinated with my mouth. I love putting things in it.” – Stacy

“It’s been in my mouth, but what hasn’t?” – Phil-Himself

5/25
“I flap my back skin on his face.” – Stephanie Lewis

“Don’t you hate when you forget what you’re wearing?” – Brandon Haney

“How come I’m last?” – Brandon Haney
“You’re first in backwards land.” – Alyssa Cole

“Holy shit, you’ve got projectile semen.” – Stephanie Lewis

“You think Kate’s mom is hot. We were on the phone and you told me all the nasty little secrets of what you want to do to every crevice of her hot, oily body.” – Stephanie Lewis

“Does your grandma wear diapers?” – Kate
“No, but I wish she would. She pees all over the place like a dog.” – Neilee Metzger

5/26
“What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? *pause * ..How do we find the egg in all this crap?” – Neilee Metzger

5/27
“It was orgasm good.” – Stephanie Lewis

“I don’t know if it’s a good thing, or if it’s a bad thing, but it’s a thing.” – Reyburn

“I never read the newspaper.” – Neilee Metzger
“It’s too small of print.” – Ronnie-Jonnie Wheaton

“We can steal my grandma’s wheelchair and go ridin’.” – Neilee Metzger

“I like to shock people, but they never get shocked. I think they all think I’m a horrible person.” – Lorrie Shelton (Kate’s mom)

“Whatcha lookin’ at?” – Kate
“The penguin outside. He says he doesn’t like you.” – Stacy Cain

“I’m cracking out, I’m cracking out, I’m cracking out, I’m cracking out, I’m cracking out, I’m cracking out.. etc” – Stacy Cain

5/29
“I think guys should have to squirt shit out of their penises for a week.” – Mishy

“I’m not tearing open my vagina, I’ll adopt.” – Mishy

“What did you think was gonna happen; your spine was gonna jump out and say, ‘Hi, I’m a spine!’” – Stacy Cain

6/1
“Don’t call me hot with my pants off.” – Erika Childs

“Shut up, Stupid. I hate you, why don’t you understand that? I don’t like you!” – Erika Childs

“My mom found these old Halloween horns and put them on her head and she was like ‘Hey Ronnie, I’m horny.’” – Ron Wheaton

“It’d be funny if people had windows on their body.” – Rohnny-Johnny Wheaton

“He’s got himself convinced that his penis is huge because he’s always looking at it through a magnifying glass.” – Matt Whetzel

6/3
"You're a Gangsta-Jew." - Jake Stanton

"It doesn't say my name on that penis." - Stephanie Lewis

"Crystal SkankBurger's got a camera." - Stephanie Lewis

"I'll put my pants on later." - Stacy Cain


And now.. I dub this the best quote from last 9 weeks, said on May 27th:

"It's a big scary monster wrapped in plastic waiting to attack you with its wicked white cream." - Stacy Cain

Kate's sitting at computer
Mother enters

Mom: *holds up paper with "Tanya called [insert phone # here]" written on it* Do you remember which Tanya this was?

Me: No

Mom: Do you remember what she said?

Me: I don't even remember taking the call.

Mom: Did she say comstock park?

Me: I don't know.

Mom: Or did she say Wayland?

Me: ...

My dreamt these last night
I was with a couple in a city I didn't know. It was night, and dark and gloomy, like it rained a lot. Everyone wore black. I stood watching some people, including the couple I was with, walk along the tracks of a train that passes through. Suddenly everyone started running to the sides. There was a hill on one side, and a fence on the other. There was a small ledge of ground after the fence before a cliff dropped off into a river. People were climbing over the fence and holding on as the train went by. Afterwards, I went down along the tracks and another train came. I jumped over the fence and held on tight. When the train passed, I heard a woman say, "People will do things they normally wouldn't when the train comes," then she laughed. I walked along the tracks again and met this dog. The dog turned into a man and I fell in love with him, right there. The man had black hair and a ponytail. We walked into a dark tunnel and met up with the couple I was there with. They said they'd be back later. When they left, the man and I kissed in the tunnel. We then walked to a store. He waited outside, and I went in. I knew the woman who owned the store very well. I guess she was my "fairy godmother." I could tell she was the woman who had spoken earlier and laughed. She turned off the lights and locked the door. We talked about the man and the couple and got really deeply into things. She told me the man and I would be together forever. I was overjoyed. She told me other things I can't remember, but I knew she was wise. Next she told me to look around her store. She had many glass trinkets everywhere. They were dimly glowing. She told me to watch and the room started spinning, or else I did. All of the figurines starting glowing brighter and each grew more colorful. She kept telling me things as this happened, but I don't remember what she said. Before everything got to the point she wanted, a person walked in. She looked up, and about 5 people came inside. She asked, "How did you get in?" A woman with short black hair and a black coat held up a key and said, "I have keys." She was a manager for the store as well. She then turned on the lights and that's all I remember.

My other dream:
I was in a building, maybe a house, with a bunch of people. We kept finding people from the group in different rooms, bloody and dead. We knew a spirit was in the house and that's what was killing the people. We also knew I was reason it was killing, but didn't know why. We moved all of the dead people. Around or under each person was a "clue" as to why the spirit was killing, and how to stop it. I don't remember what happened after that.

I also dreamed I liked country! *shudders*

A pet peeve worth mentioning
Kate says:
ya know what's one of my pet peeves?
Kate says:
when someone doesn't pick up the phone on one of the rings.
Kate says:
like, if someone's calling your house, and you get it, but your dumbass family member still thinks no one got it, so they pick up and say hello even though you've already gone through that with the person
Kate says:
if they'd just WAIT for the ring, they'd know.

Also, when they don't close my door.

*cringes* rawr

Hmm. *thinks a bit*

I say.. shut up.

ta da
I love Stacy Cain because she's the bee's knees.

hah.

What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is	Your Boobs
Special Talents Are	Everything (Multi-talented)
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If you know how much I hate my ears, you know how ironic this is:

What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is	Your Ears
Special Talents Are	Kissing
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Last before you all shoot me for posting these:

Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a	seven
your best quality is	youre hot but modest about it
your worst quality is	someone cheated you
this is because	lifes a bitch
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Leaving for Stratford in 6 and a half hours.

I hope someone misses me from my absence tomorrow.

"IHOP ith goo."
Good day.

I'd go more in-depth if I wasn't such a bum.

Let's just say.. Kate, Jay, Matt, Dustin, and Stacy at The Corner Bar = lots of water, salt shakers in coke, and ruined paper.

achem. *gets close to your ear* "meow."
I have a writing class tonight. I don't think I'm going to go. I have nothing new to read to them.
I have lots and lots of Algebra to do.. lots. You should.. do it for me. It's not cool at all.
Stacy and I may be the coolest kids in the entire school, (and you know we are,) but it sucks here. We're debating on if we're going to go to Rockford or not. What do you think? Wait, I guess it doesn't matter much.
I'm just filling up space in this journal. I paid $2.00, I might as well use it, but there's nothing to write about. I had an uneventful day. I saw the few good people, and hugged them, and that was nice. Otherwise, I'm bored. Bored bored bored. And my hand smells like Matt's cologne stuff; thanks to Stacy's fetish for sporadically spraying it on people.
tsk tsk.

Quotes from the third Marking Period
1/18
"I couldn't rape my way out of a wet paper bag." - Jay Ruster

1/19
"He can suck my dick." - Courtney Rae

1/20
"Uranus's bleeding testicle." - Mrs. Olsen

1/21
"We can play in your room." - CJ Fisk

"On your knees! Now!" - CJ Fisk

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is crack
And so are you." - Mrs. Shaffer

"I was screwin' myself and I didn't even know it." - Adam Draves

"He threatened to rape me!" - Jacqui DeFouw

"And then I fondle your balls." - Kate
"Whoa, I missed the whole first part of this conversation." - Emily Rowe

1/23
"Except when your friends get drunk and make out in your shower; that's kinda awkward." - Emily Rowe

"I say some stupid shit sometimes. You should write that down." - Emily Rowe

"Two llamas with friends have dice." - Emily Rowe (translating ' Tu llamas el amigo y le dice.')

"Do you like to eat Italian crucifixes?" - Mrs. Crowley
"I love Italian crucifixes!" - Emily Rowe

"Look, Neilee kinda rhymes with candy!" - Emily Rowe

"Do you want to jiggle my boob?" - Kate

"I'm talking about poop-water!" - Neilee Metzger

"Hey everybody, let's ... be gay." - Alex Grecheski

"Will you please put your shirt back on?" - Sam Hamilton

"Jeff was doin' the spit yo-yo over my face, and then the phone was ringning, so I moved and it went in my ear." - Sam Hamilton

"I would rather just roll around the gym." - Emily Rowe

"You're gonna get the wrath of Reed." - Mr. Reed

"Think about it: if you had 20 pounds of marijuana sitting right in front of you, would you turn it in?" - Stephanie Lewis
"No, I'd probably sell it." - Kate

"I wish my name was Black Castle of Opium." - Stephanie Lewis

"Quiet, Bean Eater." - Matt Curtis

"Ashley's grandma pretends to pull things our of her ass." - Stephanie Lewis
"Only when I ask for something. She's like, 'oh, here it comes.'" - Ashley
"Eww, crotch items." - Stephanie Lewis

"Does anyone have any candy?" - Kate
"Ask Ashley's grandma." - Stephanie
"I don't eat ass-candy." - Kate

"My boobs are too big." - Kate
"No they're not, they're milkalicious." - Stephanie Lewis

"Did you just lube me up?" - CJ Fisk
"Ashley lubes up before every meal." - Stephanie

"It's good for the body and the soul to fuck grandmas." - Brad Blair

"I banged my grandma in the ass." - Jay Ruster

"The first girl that sucked my dick kinda chewed on it." - Jay Ruster

"I wanna put rogaine on my wiener." - Jay

1/26
"Are you achin'? Yup, yup, yup. For some bacon? Yup, yup, yup. You can be a big pig too." - Alyssa Cole

"Did he die?" - Allyn Longcore
"I don't know, he shoulda." - Mrs. Olsen

1/27
"Why is there a hotdog up there?" - Courtney Rae
"It's not a hotdog, it's a barbie leg." - Zach Ebenstein
"The leg's in a hotdog bun." - Mrs. Crowley

"I'm a pill-popping madman today." - Justin BeVier

"An enraged bedroom slipper." - Fournier

"Look, I changed the penis into a tornado." - CJ Fisk

"That's what you get for being on a Krispy Kream diet." - Stephanie Lewis

"Ashley, will you give me a butt-rub?" - Stephanie Lewis

"You're gonna be shittin' fire tomorrow." - Stephanie

1/29
"You can't have a pair of balls and tap dance; it just does not work." - Jay Ruster

"They were never going out, they were just breeding buddies." - Jay Ruster

1/30
"Can we play in the road today?" - Courtney Rae

"That is so homosexual." - Fournier

"If it smells like a dog, looks like a dog, and barks like a dog, it's not a duck!" - Sara Kies

"I had to run behind Kate while she was strapped to a harness." - Stephanie

2/2
"You were dry and I made you juicy." - Courtney Rae

"I'm just using her for her candy, I don't really like her." - Kate

"Jump rope with the intestines." - Fournier

"Shit faced, muther fuckers." - Jake Shain

"If you don't want a yeast infection, eat yogurt." - Fournier

"Ya never know when a moose is gonna take a dump." - Fournier

"Mike says 'icky' too. That's such a homosexual little saying." - Stephanie Lewis

"Underground vacuum racing." - DeAnna Ellis

"Why is he talking like a dragon?" - Ron Wheaton

2/3
"Sickly green fear pulled at their entrails. That means they got tummy aches." - Mrs. Olsen

"Yeah, I was like, 'whatever, you're hot.'" - Jacqui DeFouw

"Do you know what a buttplug is, Jacqui?" - Stephanie DeFouw

2/4
"She makes me look snagely and I am not snagely. She's the snagel here, not me." - Stephanie Lewis
"I want to kick her snagely ass." - Stephy

"Spasming below the waist." - Dusty Postumas

"You'll never be the happy Islamic woman I am!" - Matt Whetzel

2/5
"The word 'fuck' makes me have to poop." - James Golden

"Makes me wish I had 2 penises, but that's why guys have mouths." - James Golden

2/6
"I can play the fricken skin flute for an hour and it doesn't make any noise." - Stephanie Lewis

2/9
"Mr. A's hot." - Will Taboska

"Tuna is the chicken of the sea." - Jeremy Woodward

"Don't fondle my penguin." - Fournier

2/17
"When I want my finger in your crack, I'll put it there." - Stephanie Lewis

2/18
"Make sure you sanitize the poop before you eat it." - Corey Chase

"Don't go lookin' for dirty meat." - Fournier

"Did you know there's a parasite that can take over a snail's mind?" - Dan Reed

"Is it rectal exam day?" - Mr. Reed

"I eat peas and they kinda clump up on my pancreas." - Stephanie Lewis

"She's only 6, let's not corrupt her yet." - Mrs. Olsen

2/20
"Sounds like they're spankin' a baby with a cat." - Bill Korb

"Sometimes I forget to swallow." - CJ Fisk

"I can't go anywhere without my George Foreman Grill." - Will Tobashka

2/23
"You've got a hole in your butt!" - Brad Blair

"I gotta take a dump." - Megan Colby

"George Washington was known as the ghetto kitty of our country." - Fournier

"No! Don't lick it up!" - Fournier

"It was a hug-fest!" - Josh Farrel

2/24
"What's that?" - Kate
"I made it. It's a stick." - Brad Blair

"He was colored and flimsable. I don't know what flimsable means, but he could flim." - Brad Blair

2/25
"Someone drew male genitalia on my pillow." - Mrs. Crowley

3/1
*runs finger along dead, opened worm.* "I can pet it, and stroke it.." - Alyssa Cole

"Phyllis beats her meat with dirty little birdy feet." - Stephanie Lewis

"How do you masturbate a snail?" - Kate
"I don't know, ask her." *points to Ashley* - Stephanie
"The same way you probe a cricket." - Stephanie

"Yeah, I lay in bed and think about masturbating snails." - Stephanie Lewis

3/2
"I'm such a homo." - Stephanie Lewis

"You have nipples on your back." - Stephanie
"I know, Tony put 'em there." - CJ Fisk

"I see your smile, but your eyes scream sadness." - Mishy

3/3
"What is that; fried shit?" - Jessica Nichols

"Back that train up." - Fournier

"It's like a combination of blood and jiz on a sandwich." - Jay Ruster

"Wouldn't that be a pooper? You go through high school, you're in 12th grade and almost done, then you drop dead." - Mrs. Olsen

3/5
"You're so squishy and hyper." - Neilee Metzger

3/11
"... or I'll remove your reason for being a man." - Courtney Rae

"It's like tupperware for your vagina!" - Emily Rowe

3/12
"Yeah, touch my bongos." - Adam Vainavicz

3/16
"I don't hear anybody thinking." - Mrs. Crowley

3/17
"Drop your pants and let me squeeze your balls." - Stephanie Lewis

"You've never been to My-anus?" - Tyler Bauer
"No, you want me to?" - Steve Odren

"I would clean up monkey shit before I touched your penis." - Mitch Armstrong
"No, you wouldn't." - Kevin Cuppett
"Yeah, I know." - Mitch

3/18
"There's his anus! Probe it!" - Sara Kies

3/19
"Ew, now I've got beaver germs in my mouth." - Jenny Reed

"I love penis." - Justin BeVier

"Fuck you, Courtney." - Brad Blair

"I love cooter." - Courtney Rae

"Your vagina muscles squish it." - Brad Blair

"You need nipple shields." - Jenny Reed

"I get nervous when you get close to my nipples." - Tony Wiers

"Humor the old whore." - Jorden Porter