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2009 31 August :: 12.56am
skewl tommorow , FML
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phil-himself
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2009 27 August :: 12.21pm
Mark Twain Had a Grisly Sense of Humor
In 1863, San Francisco newspapers reported endlessly on the cooked books and financial trickery of mining outfits, and the San Francisco news outlet Territorial Enterprise advised investors to instead put their capital consisting of plague-ridden blankets and Buffalo nickels into San Francisco utility companies. Not out of financial responsibility, or anything; the utility companies were paying several papers bribes for reporting the tips. Still, most people didn't realize what was going on, they just read story after story to the tune of "Oh my God, investing in utilities is so good, you guys."
Read more..
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jayzulla
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2009 24 August :: 12.42am
Little buzzed. Weak night. Check my baby mama, flip rovers not hondas! lol....
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cleverlinesunread
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2009 22 August :: 10.01am
...People say to make sure your last words are never anything harsh or untrue, but I don't believe that.
See, I think you should only speak what you feel in the heat of the moment, whether it be under a burning bulb or under the sheets.
'Cause in the end all we have is moments, and all we are, are humans.
And humans don't do well with emotions 'cause we feel them all at once,
and as they become a blur sometimes all we can do is yell, sigh, cry,
or laugh. Our reactions are passionate, be it good or bad.
And we should never apologize for not being an android,
we should embrace the crazy and unleash it ever so beautifully.
'Cause there's something breath taking about words that aren't constructed or drawn out in blue prints.
All I know for sure is that I never want to tell you I love you just out of habit and routine...
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phil-himself
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2009 22 August :: 12.17am
Inglorious Basterds is absolutely glorious
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phil-himself
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2009 21 August :: 6.31pm
This is what happens when little kids try to bug me in online games
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phil-himself
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2009 19 August :: 12.52pm
Classes this fall:
Database systems
Unix using Linux
Cisco Wireless Network Administrator
Computer Security and Assurance
This semester is either going to be really fucking cool or really fucking hard.
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phil-himself
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2009 18 August :: 11.53am
i like to eat giant turds.
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cleverlinesunread
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2009 15 August :: 10.48am
"You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that... You do what you love, and fuck the rest. "
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phil-himself
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2009 13 August :: 1.13pm
Got the results of my MRI, torn cartilage and a micro fracture, have to go to a specialist.
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phil-himself
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2009 5 August :: 12.01pm
Good Ole Teddy Roosevelt is cracked's most badass president, quite a formidable top five as well.
I hope that someone can say this about me when I die "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight."
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fishyrere
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2009 4 August :: 10.25pm
I found my wedding dress today. It's perfect.
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phil-himself
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2009 4 August :: 1.45am
Life has been different since the wreck. You start to look at things different after that, I appreciate my life and the people I care about more.
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phil-himself
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2009 3 August :: 12.07am
Gnarkill Vs Unkle Matt And The Shitbirdz
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phil-himself
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2009 1 August :: 2.16pm
On motorcycles
From one of my ex guild members
"You're like PETA's worst nightmare - a dude who rides around, wears leather and looks for fawns to slaughter, then weigh for consumability."
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