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:: 2005 31 January :: 3.58pm
:: Music: CD that Michelle made me

I hate Mondays.

Mein Korper tut weh.

Tomorrow is Michelle's birthday. w00ts.

Here's a sad myth (for me at least) that we read today in World Lit:
In anciet time, Jaguar, the Master of Fire, ate his meat cooked, while people ate their meat raw. People scrambled to catch the animals that were their food. Jaguar, the great hunter, had bows and arrows.
Jaguar, with his flared nostrils and pointed teeth, was a powerful being. But he took pity on a poor hungry man he met in the jungle. He took the man back to his home, where a warm fire burned. The grilled meat had a delicious smell, so new to the man. He are hungrily. Jaguar was generous with his weapons, too. He taught the man to hunt with bows and arrows. The man repaid Jaguar by killing his wife and stealing his fire.
Since then, the people have feared Jaguars wrath. And the ferocious feline has lived aone in the jungle, wary of civilization, waiting for revenge.

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:: 2005 29 January :: 3.46pm
:: Mood: meh
:: Music: Lullaby-Bond

Ich bin bored desu. So I'm gonna walk downtown to get some fresh air and clear my mind of all the stuff that's wandering around in it at the moment. I doubt that they'll go away but I'll at least try. Hee, dad's gonna let me bring his handy for once (mum's is taken), I love his handy. A pointless game of solitaire is in order as soon as I reach the dam parking lot.

Ich habe Kaese Hose, deine Mutti ist eine Kartoffel. Danke.

Edit 19.34
The walk didn't really do me any help, I listened to Bond the whole time and focused on the music and walking rather than what's on my mind. So I've still got things on my mind.

Some neighbor friends came over with sloppy joe's for us for dinner, yums. I greatly appreciate what they did for us, because mum's still very tired and worn out and I don't think that she and dad want to eat any food that Andy and I might attempt to cook.

Hnn, I really should heat up my green tea. It's cold.

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:: 2005 28 January :: 5.56am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHEL!!!!!!

I loves you! Have a great day ^_^

<(^^<)(>^^<)<(^^)>(>^^)>

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:: 2005 27 January :: 11.44pm
:: Mood: calm
:: Music: None

School-First day
You have no id...well....you probably do if you know me considering I tend to make friends with depressive institutional hating weird people....so....Ill just say that school was unbelievably a whole lot shitter than I had thought it would be. The teacher, took 45 minutes discussing what we MIGHT do in class over the coming weeks. MIGHT do!? Seriousley, has the intelligence of teachers fallen that much that now our school curriculum is a per chance thing rather than a planned schedule? *shakes his head* Also...I know curriculum isnt spelt right, but Im so tired and my brain isnt thinking so at current I dont know how to spell that annoying elusive word, any suggestions would be appreciated *winks*

Anyhow yes...so if school continues to be this shitty I believe Im just going to do correspondence...probably end up quite far ahead that way... At least ahead of them anywho....But yes, let us hope that my co-ordinators realise that I will attend school little unless Im in correspondence. Also, habe a meeting about that place on Monday, quite far away :-( Might be going to stay at Loz's on Saturday...I really hope that comes through, its been so wonderful being able to see her this much and then it comes crashing down when school starts, kind of really a downer... But I think Im taking the two singles off tommorow....just too tired to deal with it....that and I really want to call Loz....We might be going to see a movie Sat as well.

Anyhow...Im off to bed....going to dream about Lauren some and then hopefully fall asleep to images of her hmmm? Night all.
Fade/Matt
Remind me to write some poetry/prose next time.

:: 2005 26 January :: 4.25pm
:: Mood: happy

Mum and dad are home!

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:: 2005 25 January :: 6.20pm
:: Mood: cold

I get to go babysitting in half an hour. Joy.

My grandma called last night and both Andy and I weren't in the best moods, we'd both had very stressful, trying days. So when she tried to talk to me, I was very short and honest and to the point. So now I have to write a letter of appology to her, explaining my "rude" actions.

I don't care if I sound like a bitch here, but you need to have a hell of a lot of patience to even deal with grandma for twenty minutes. I just didn't have that patience last night. And neither did Andy.

My grandpa is coming up, my aunt already left for her house. I have a feeling that he won't be so warm and happy this time around. And Andy and I don't need his help really, just for tomorrow when the people bringing the treadmill for dad come.

Today at school was rather stressful and tiring, but I know that I'll be wanting to stay at school tomorrow rather than go home.

Joe has my lunch and his class right across from my Shakespeare class. I've missed that boy somethin' fierce.

Dad still can't come home.

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:: 2005 26 January :: 10.03am
:: Mood: grateful
:: Music: AFI

*grins*
Well, it...finally...happened. Not that it wasn't worth the wait...The feel of it, the emotion in it for me, I cant speak for Lauren in this instance but...*smiles* Yes...It did however, hurt her to the point of a tear, and she said it kind of burned afterwards. You can be assured that this made me feel like utter shit. I was hoping I had done it slowly and softly enough to cause little pain...I do hope its going to get much better for her, it should anyhow, following human biology it's only natural. She also wrote me the most....wonderful...love letter, which I would like to type up on here one day when I have the time...

Alas, I am finally going back to school, as of tommorow I am again, a torturous slave to the system. *sighs* This long...long holiday...was so worth it though. The freedom I have been allowed, the independance I have experienced *grins* The wonderful people I have obtained *eyeballs Lauren* Yeah you...Its been wonderful.

I also am to be moving into student accomadation in High Street sometime within the following one to two weeks, unfortunatley I am to have a house mate that I do not even know... It is however fortunatley a female...which hopefully means not trillions of trampy slutty drug addicted girls running through my place....And HOPEFULLY she is shy and hard working so theres not trillions of dickheaded geeky guys running through my place ;-) So wish me luck all.

I also intend to start writing again soon, Ive looked over some of my old stories and poems from past times. Just need to find the inspiration when Loz isn't around. *rolls eyes* Thats almost an impossibility.

Should be going to the movies today with Loz. Blade Trinity *drools* Blade trinity people! Anyhow....Id best be off, my sister is cutting me off. She did however let me go on here....Take care all.

:: 2005 24 January :: 2.35pm

Benoit and I had an adventure this morning. His car croaked after chugging the last drop of gas in the gas tank and went out with a bang/shake. I found out that I kinda have muscles when I attempted to help Ben push the car away back from the stop sign at some random neighborhood off of Childsdale.

Then we proceeded to walk back to Ben's house. Joy upon joy. I'm an idiot because I forgot my hat today, my ears are still cold. Some people really need to shovel their sidewalks, I've had to deal with wet socks all day.

Ben's mom was nice and drove us to school, well...only I went (I guess). Benoit, your mom is awesome. Mr. Watson took pity on me after I told him about my predicament.

Mum and dad are most likely not coming home today. Dad still hasn't used the crapper, even though the nice doctors and nurses were giving him laxitives all day. But he has started to get his appetite back, scarfing down some random McDonalds breakfast food item this morning. He wants a hamburger for tonight.

Well, no homework tonight. w00t. I have nothing to do.

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:: 2005 22 January :: 1.17pm

Holy Kaese Kopf!!!!

Janina called me around 11 to wish me happy birthday (it's her dad's birthday today too) and her dad played his accordian and sang "Happy Birthday" in the background. We talked for a little bit, both in German and in English.

That phone call was one of the best birthday presents in the world.

Andy got me the DVDs of Young Frankenstein and Edward Scissorhands. w00t. Mum and dad called and talked to me. Dad ate a couple of crackers plus a couple spoonfuls of cereal today. I'm glad.

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