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2004 4 October :: 8.13am
It's bloody cold here, aye. Fokkin freezin me bollocks off!
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2004 29 September :: 7.03pm
Tell your friends not to think aloud
Until they swallow
Whisper things into my brain
Your voice sounds so hollow
I am not a leader of men
Since I prefer to follow
Do you think I could have a drink
Since it's so hard to swallow
So hard to swallow
So turn the television off
and I will sing a song
And if you suddenly have the urge
You can sing along
I touch your hand, I touch your face
I think the fruit is rotten
Give me lessons on how to breath
Cause I think I've forgotten
I think I've forgotten
One day, up to a cliff
That overlooked the water
I jumped in to save a girl
It was somebody's daughter
And now the ring is on my hand
It was given to me by her
To this day we all sit around
And dream of ways to get higher
To get much higher
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2004 27 September :: 9.49pm
I am super!
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2004 19 September :: 9.27pm
Lady, I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you
You have made me what I am and I am yours
My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you
Let me hold you in my arms forever more
You have gone and made me such a fool
I'm so lost in your love
And oh, we belong together
Won't you believe in my song?
Lady, for so many years I thought I'd never find you
You have come into my life and made me whole
Forever let me wake to see you each and every morning
Let me hear you whisper softly in my ear
In my eyes I see no one else but you
There's no other love like our love
And yes, oh yes, I'll always want you near me
I've waited for you for so long
Lady, your love's the only love I need
And beside me is where I want you to be
'Cause, my love, there's somethin' I want you to know
You're the love of my life, you're my lady!
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2004 19 September :: 8.38pm
Heehee! Bars are fun to be sober at!
"When I think about you, I touch myself!"
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2004 15 September :: 10.14am
Blargh
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2004 5 September :: 6.46pm
I got a new car...
Leather Interior...
And a spacious back seat.
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2004 29 August :: 10.19pm
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2004 29 August :: 9.31pm
I been done commanded! Eek! I start school tomorrow, and I should start working sometime after that. Yay! I might be getting a new car, as well. Other than that, not much is happening.
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2004 22 August :: 8.12pm
meh
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2004 16 August :: 9.24am
:: Music: Eve 6
Beautiful Oblivion
Now I go on to a job interview at Walgreens, and hope to bid my life as a bum farewell. But, then again, Kiel is a very good friend, and God hates him. Maybe I'll sneak through the soliciter hatred. Oh well, if I get the job, I get munny! Yay!
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2004 11 August :: 12.27am
x is true...
(X) I have never been drunk
(X) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I have never been to Japan
(X) I never ridden in a taxi
(X) I never have had sex
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(_) I have never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never have been in a fist fight
(X) I never snuck out of my parent's house
(X) I never have been arrested
(X) I never made out with a stranger
(X) I never stole anything from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Time Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(X) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never have thrown up in a bar
(_) I never have purposely set myself on fire
(X) I never have eaten sushi
(X) I never have been snowboarding
(_) I never have been happy with myself
(X) I never have met a movie star
(X) I never went to a prom
(X) I never bungee jumped
(_) I never have been to a pop concert
(_) I never have dated someone for over a year
(X) I never ate a mango
(X) I never killed anyone before
(_) I never went sailing
(X) I have never had a job
(_) I have never told someone how much they meant to me.
(X) I never have gone sky diving
(X) I never ran outside and danced in the street naked.
(_) I have never had a lesbian/gay close friend.
(X) I have never watched C-SPAN for over an hour.
(_) I have never been out of the country
(_) I have never made out in a carwash..
(X) I have never had cum come out of my nose during a blow job
(X) I have never gone night swimming with a hot person of the opposite sex
(_) I have never eaten peanut butter.
(X) I have never seen Citizen Kane all the way through.
(_) I have never broken a bone.
(_) I have never enjoyed eating veal
(X) I have never been whale watching
(X) I have never stayed up until 10 AM listening to music
(_) I have never seen real boobies
(_) I have never been happier in my life than I am right now
(_) I've never been involved with a complete jackass
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2004 10 August :: 3.55pm
Another belated update. Not much has changed since my last one. Don't even have anything to rant about, really. Although, I did recently meet a girl, and it seems that there might be something there. But, hey, it'll fall through, in probably about a week, because dammit, that's just how it happens.
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2004 28 July :: 8.24pm
I haven't updated in a while, so here it is. I'm 18, and have been for six days. Have not gone clubbing yet. Bought a lotto ticket, won a dollar. Enjoying my newfound freedom. Gonna learn to play guitar. Still single. Still fat. That's pretty much it. Peace.
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2004 11 July :: 8.31pm
My gift is my song and this one's for you. And you can tell everybody this is your song. It may be quite simple, but, now that it's done, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is now you're in the world. I sat on the roof and I kicked off the moss. Well a some of the verses have got me quite cross. But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song it's for people like you that keep it turned on. So excuse me forgetting but these things I do, you see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue. Anyway the thing is what I really mean, yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen! I hope you don't mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is while you're in the world!
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