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What do we do now? We do what most families do on Christmas Eve. Watch Uncle Bob get drunk and pee in the toaster?
To The Satellite Castle
You can all fuck my titties with your shit covered cocks you cum guzzling faggots.
We're here. We're queer. We take it in the rear!
John Hancock is a real person? I thought it was a sex act.
After you clean the pool, I am going to shave every inch of you. Ugh, that is not a classy toast.
I'll take Cody.
I have a question, are you single? I'm not gay. I don't care. You're hunky and I'm what they call predatory gay.
You are a strawberry blonde. You can't go out with an ash blonde, it wouldn't be right.
Heteroflexible: Straight, but shit happens.
Butt sex is a lot like spinach. If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult.
Yo mamas so fat she got cheats for Wii Fit.
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