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4 Bites | Are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice?

:: 2006 9 August :: 9.07pm

TO ANYONE WHO HAS A CHILD, PLANS ON HAVING A CHILD OR IS GOING TO HAVE ONE SOON:

I can babysit.

6 Bites | Are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice?

:: 2006 9 August :: 3.28pm

How long should you try doing something you don't like till you turn around and try something new?

8 Bites | Are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice?

:: 2006 28 July :: 10.41pm

My FREE bumper sticker came in the mail today:

Yay for more liberal bumper stickers on my car!

And in related news:
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1 Bite | Are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice?

:: 2006 26 July :: 7.28pm
:: Music: Murder She Wrote

Little Miss Sunshine release schedule:

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So it looks like I'm waiting until the 18th. Unless people want to make it a road trip and go to Ann Arbor. I love Ann Arbor and I love people so that would be awesome but it still wouldn't happen until after the 11th.

I love you all.

6 Bites | Are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice?

:: 2006 26 July :: 9.05am

I quit the second jorb at Meijer last night.

Therefore, Kyle, I must announce my resignation from the People Holding At One Time More than One Job Club (PHAOTMOJ Club). I hope to rejoin with a new, better second job very soon.

I love you all.

alastar

:: 2006 25 July :: 12.29pm

stalking quietly, shhh, through the jungle

I could hear the bones crepitating in Her throat as She worked Her mandible back and forth

grinding and _cracki_ng

and She unhinged Her jaw, opening wide with strings of saliva cascading from tooth to tooth.

swaying from side to side, hypnotizing with fierce and
glaring rapacious eyes that singed my skin

as the fangs unfolded.

- - | - -
I didn't even see Her move
or feel the fangs as they sank into my throat

all I felt was the pressure
the suffocation

the rich and saccharine venom being pumped into my esophagus
by the syringes of Her fanges

- - | - -
the trails are darkly carved in, narrowly avoiding arteries

and my skin is
perforated by serrated teeth
bruised around the punture wounds
numbed from within

by ataractic poison

slightly infected; they remind me of You

1 Bite | Are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice?

1 Bite | Are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice?

:: 2006 20 July :: 9.41pm

It's really weird to not be working 14+ hours a day. I feel like I should be doing something more productive, which I probably should be. Also, I have cabin fever like none other, so tomorrow I'm going on an adventure. I don't know what it will consist of yet though. I'm going to go now before I start to babble.

17 Bites | Are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice?

:: 2006 18 July :: 11.34pm

Bleh.

I worked for five hours today, over 6 yesterday and Sunday.

I don't even know what day it is anymore.

Tomorrow I work at school for five hours (sitting down! excitement!), Thursday I work both school and Meijer (all day school 9-5 and 6:30 to 11 at Meijer) then I work all day at school then at Meijer (9-4:30 at school and 8 or 8 and a half to midnight).

I'm almost to the weekend. As I mentioned before, Nick and I are going to Cleveland on Saturday. His work has some celebratory "we rock at making money" thing. We'll be leaving at 10 in the morning on Saturday and returning at some random time on Sunday. Yay, weekend with the boyfriend.

This was pretty pointless and you didn't really learn anything.

Oh, I'm EXAUSTED and SORE ALL OVER.

I love you all.

P.S. I almost forgot. Working last night at Meijer, the electricity went out at about a quarter to 10. It was neat because everything went really dark except my little cashier screen and then the generator power came on and it was really quiet. Driving home was awesome! It was constant thunder and lightning with a teeny bit of rain but the roads were soaked. My windshield wipers had this neat strobe effect.

P.P.S. I'm excited about tomorrow. Episode two of the new season of Project Runway and no Meijer work. Booyaka.

P.P.P.S I forgot. Geoducks look like giant penises.

4 Bites | Are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice?

:: 2006 18 July :: 10.28pm

Hi friends. I'm home from camp due to ridicoulous amounts of storms. Also my boss (the riding director) got fired today. So basically I'm royally fucked. Oh well. There's only a few weeks of camp left anyway. The answer's on the tip of my toungue but if I mention it I know I'll regret it so I'll wait till it's all over and I can breathe. I think I'm going to go now.

PS Camp friends: you don't know my boss got fired cause I'm not supposed to be talking about it. Ok? Thanks.

2 Bites | Are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice?

:: 2006 16 July :: 10.22am

Layout, FTW.

1 Bite | Are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice?

:: 2006 15 July :: 5.44pm

Hi friends. I'm home till tomorrow morning. Yay for ridiculously short breaks. Ummmm not much is new, except I got bucked off a horse a few days ago and twisted my ankle. Its mostly ok now, except it hurts a little bit and its still a little swollen. I just made my secret buddy a cd. Its pretty much the best cd ever made. That is all.

4 Bites | Are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice?

:: 2006 15 July :: 11.45am

Blah.

I really don't feel like sticking out at Meijer until school starts. I hate it. I'm tired and then I get home and I can't sleep. Then I'm just sore the next day.

I'm going with Nick to Cleveland this weekend. His work is having some thing down there and I'm going along. It'll be fun. If I can just survive this week.

Are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice?

:: 2006 14 July :: 3.22pm

I want a Brompton bicycle. They fold (!) and look really dorky.

3 Bites | Are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice?

:: 2006 13 July :: 5.54pm

I don't know how people found out the awesome route I take home or who these people are but they need to go back to their other route. They drive too slowly.

Hannah and I are making a story about Superman and Jimmy Olson's secret man crush on each other. It rocks.