ahhhhh...
im in such a nice and relaxed mood because i didnt have school and im ignoring the fact that i am behind in math. the physics olympics were fun (well the social aspect of it) and there were some HOT guys. very few, but some. team alejandro (cristina and i) got 3rd place in our category woohoo and i think branson won overall! so im happy because of that. im not happy how my mom is being such a bitch, but whatever.

oh heres a rant. yesterday in san anselmo i saw a lady wearing expensive shit and had one of those boring-ass louis bags, and she was walking along the sidewalk with her daughter and pulled out a cigarette. omg i wanted to fucking kill her. what a stupid, self centered bitch, aghhh!!!

and i also saw another lady walking along with her daughter, and the little 6 year old girl was wearing a fluffy pink skirt that barely juts BARELY covered her ass and pink high heels. WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD- i mean marin, just marin.

yeeeaaaaayaaah!
WHO WON THE PHYSICS EDIBLE RESISTOR CONTEST? CRISTINA AND I WON THE PHYSICS EDIBLE RESISTOR CONTEST! THATS RIGHT! YEEEEAAAHH!!!!!!

my toothpick bridge? now thats a different story. and i dont think its necessary.

haha when raffi and i walked into english 10 minutes late today because of PHYSICS jorge was like "thats no excuse" and then raffi argued back at him "well what did you expect us to do, leave early?" hahahaha...

and officer bob had a job today YAY. he was gaurding a bee nest on the ross field and
he put orange cones around it and said to all the little kids who wanted to see it "stay away children, if youre allergic, one sting can kill you" and he was really quite serious about the whole matter. AHAHA

dont wanna write my english esay waaa
i hate english, i dont understand any of the essay questions, agh. and my rough draft is due tomorrow! agh! i just need to... get some... mysterious horrible illness or something like that.

i spent half my fucking day gluing toothpicks together and now my fingers are covered in glue. its only adding to my miserability. i just want to scream, only i dont know what to scream, and i cant really because my mom and brother are around and would tell me to not scream. argggghhhhh

oh, and olivias quote from last night:
"mexicans and italians are like the same thing, only some are tall and beautiful and others are short and funky"

awwww nahh girl, THAT WILL NOT STAND. NO. NOT. DEFINITELY NOT.

well i suppose i should work now...?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have done no homework thus far
just sent an angry email to clover stornetta, giving them a piece of my mind. it went like this

"WHY THE HELL DID U CHANGE THE CAPS ON THE GALLON MILK CONTAINERS?!!!!!!
i would not be able to open them with my bare hands if my life depended on it. i just had to cut the ring off with a serrated knife and it took over a minute. it used to take me about 5 seconds and with just hands"

so now i have accomplished something today.

yeeeaaaaayaaah!
"During one of my very first days in Irkutsk, I was trying to chop wood, when a beautiful woman approached me, her blonde hair cascading down over her white ski-suit. Immediately, I dropped the ax on my foot. I said: “Ow! That really hurt!” and she nodded compassionately in agreement. We have been constant companions ever since."

LOOOOOOL you must all read this
and thanks to tara for finding it
a russian genius

knock your socks off. and laugh your ass off. and believe me you will.

la la la
today i bought 3 cds at best buy and although it is in marin city I RETURNED ALIVE

so now the new cds i have are as follows:
nelly da derrrty versions (not good)
bad boy 10th anniversary
lil jon cd (really bad but it was 6 bucks)
ludacris CHICKEN-N-BEER
black eyed peas elephunk
twista kamikaze

omg i am drowning in cds... ahhh... but i havent bought anything for a long time

but aside from material possessions i am happy not having school and yay for chloe splitting the cost of all the cds with me cuz we are "sharing" them i guess and yay we are gonna watch kill bill and the punisher when they come out!

i love you laura
Laura Schaffer: but ok whatver
Austin Allen: yeah i win whatever
Laura Schaffer: hahaha
Austin Allen: hahahaha
Laura Schaffer: its hard to argue and write an essday at teh same time
Laura Schaffer: u have teh upper hadn
Austin Allen: oh yeay i have teh upper hadn!
Laura Schaffer: look how many typos ive made. thai is claerlc y prrof of my disadvantage
Austin Allen: hahahaha
Laura Schaffer: clearly prrof of my disadvantage*


i really dont want to write the history essay ayyyy no no no no

today i talked to a crazy man
itALiaNkiwi 23: we were driving around aimlessly and listening to a song about fish-heads that scared the shit out of me
O Lay 927: that makes no sense
O Lay 927: lol sounds like fun
itALiaNkiwi 23: and then we were waiting outside chloes house which is next to fairfax
O Lay 927: ok
itALiaNkiwi 23: and then matt realized that the stuff across the street was being thrown out so he got a rolling chair and was playing with it
O Lay 927: lol fun
itALiaNkiwi 23: oh and he had a bottle of chocolate sprinkles
O Lay 927: yum
itALiaNkiwi 23: and matt yelled at the guy going by on the bike "want some sprinkles?"
itALiaNkiwi 23: and everyone knows this common sanity test: a sane person will never stop for sprinkles, they will give the kid a dirty look or just ignore them and keep going
itALiaNkiwi 23: but this man turned around and said sure and then ate a handful of them
itALiaNkiwi 23: and he was missing quite a few teeth
O Lay 927: LOL
itALiaNkiwi 23: and then he proceeded to talk to us for quite a while
itALiaNkiwi 23: and he said "sorry to embarass you kid, but its just odd seeing a guy sitting down looking bored with 3 beautiful women"
itALiaNkiwi 23: "see where i come from, that guy would be scared shitless"
O Lay 927: LOl
itALiaNkiwi 23: "i grew up on mal-a-kai which is a beautiful island in hawai and its completely governed and controled by huge, beautiful women"
itALiaNkiwi 23: "and they had a sign on it that told guys to watch out beyond that point, stepping on to the island, because the women would castrate and rape them"
O Lay 927: u KEPT TALKING to this guy!???
itALiaNkiwi 23: well, he kept talking to us
itALiaNkiwi 23: its not like we could tell him to go away
O Lay 927: lol
itALiaNkiwi 23: "and so a cocky guy would go ahead and soon enough see these beautiful 6'2" women around him and they would tie him upside down to a tree and either castrate him or just cut him up and let him bleed slowly to death. so the guys that came back to this island were never quite the same"
itALiaNkiwi 23: and so this girl asked him how he survived
O Lay 927: lol!
itALiaNkiwi 23: "well see i was a local, so when i went over there i could jus tell them my mom's name and they would back off. id tell them mommy kalawhatever isnt gonna be so happy about this"
itALiaNkiwi 23: he actually did say his moms name but i forgot it
O Lay 927: thats so weird
itALiaNkiwi 23: "so basically when i see a bunch of women around a guy im like oh i hope that guys gonna be ok and they dont have knives"
O Lay 927: lol this sounds like a psycho guy
itALiaNkiwi 23: yes except for some reason i was really into it and believed him
itALiaNkiwi 23: then like 20 minutes later i was like wow he was crazy
itALiaNkiwi 23: so yeah eventually chloe came out of her house and we were like ah thank god we dont have to talk to this guy anymore
itALiaNkiwi 23: the thing is he had a hawaiian navy seals hat on
itALiaNkiwi 23: so im not sure how true his stories were... they might be a little...

i need to sleep
crackman!

hahaha

i decided i want to chromify an old 3 series because the 7 series is a BOAT

but i need sleep first

oh yeah GO BRANSON WOOHOO!

poop
most interesting thing i have said today:
"and its like hey i dont know how much of your daddy's money you spent to get your anorexic tits up there but i dont want to have to see them, bitch"

or something like that


yeah i realy need to vent. but here is not the place.



but oh, hot guys and good food can come with classical music (occasionally)


funny quote: "im not a pussy- i dont sweat vaginal fluid" (from 'what is it' by frontline)

tired of working
damn physics
u stupid ugly whore
die, physics
i dont like u anymore

ditto with italian and math. all my A subjects are confusing now. i think the apocalypse is near. if i dont get an 85 on my next english paper, that is...

update on research
kso! (shit!, damn!)
oma korence (prepare to die)
kso kurai (eat shit)
jigoku ochiru (go to hell)
sonna koto shitta koto ja nai (i dont give a damn)
hentai jiji (dirty old man)
chikushome (son of a bitch)
shinjimae/kutabare/baka yaro (fuck you)
koushu benjo (slut)
kono buta! (you pig!)
yariman onna! (you whore!)
yabaiyo (fucked up)
usotsuki (liar)
bukkorosu! (im going to kick your ass!)
mukou ike/itteyo (fuck off! male/female)
neboken nayo! (get your head out of your ass)
name nayo! (dont fuck with me!)
chikusyo/shimatta (damnit)
ike ike (bitch)
oban (bitchy old hag)
dekaijiri (fatass)
kocha koi (come here and get your ass kicked)
nuhafu (drag queen)
mako (cunt)
busu (ugly woman)
himo (pimp)
hako (vagina)
shine (die)



well thats probably enough for now...

and i also believe in a thing called hamburgers
right now eating with 1 hand typing with the other. my left hand will either become very strong and macho or very tired. alright im thinkin tired.

ok no more hamburger so 2 hands now. (next thing u know itll be 3)

havent done any homework yet (really), just got home from msyo and fuckin sore, i played for 2 hours straight and i just decided i need to learn to swear in japanese cuz that would sound really cool rightabout now.

today in italian we watched a video and in one scene a guy was snorting coke and chuku was laughing the whole time and at the end of the scene he said to ms armao teacher "was that salt?!"

blondiebaby730: why was there a man snorting coke in your italian video?

today sheepdog looked snazzy in an orange tiger print shirt. lol extremely.

well optimistic because everything has got to be uphill from now
if u ever think your life is shit this is the place to go! guaranteed to make you feel at least 25% better per each entry you read!




I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die ?

Two lovers entwined pass me by
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

In my life
Oh, why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die ?

What she asked of me at the end of the day
Caligula would have blushed

"You've been in the house too long" she said
And I (naturally) fled

In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye ?

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now

"You've been in the house too long" she said
And I (naturally) fled

In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die ?

-heaven knows im miserable now by the smiths


well that basically sums up every part of my life... yes EVERY. im not sure if i like the music, but the lyrics definitely fit for me.

so yes, my parents are psychotic... i basically have an A- almost A average for all the grades i get, which is not good enough for them.

me: so ure basically saying i HAVE to get all
A's. whether i care or not. i have no choice!

my dad: no you can choose!

me: no i cant, if i dont get all A's youll kick me out of branson!

my dad: well, yeah! you get to choose: get all A's or go to redwood

me: thats not a choice!!!!


so i am forced to hear their lecturings at least 30 min per day, and if i refuse to respond to their fucking stupid rhetorical questions my mom tells me she will not let me use the computer or tv or get my laptop (which i really need conisdering the old one doesnt work half the time u start it up).

i have no rights. this is why it sucks to be me.



but viva mushroomdiddy and uber-viva to foodhoe and semi-vivas to the hot musical people i dont really know (and viva me for finding out what a tuba is)

-my academy awards speech