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2004 23 March :: 8.56pm
:: Mood: full
:: Music: yeah yeah yeahs- maps
did u know a vanilla and fudge drumstick is 21 grams of fat... ughhh
Wait, they don't love you like i love you
Wait, they don't love you like i love you
Ma-a-a-a-ps, wait
They don't love you like i love you
rest in peace snake man, you were a champ, truly
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2004 10 March :: 10.25pm
:: Mood: content
:: Music: romanian folk dances by bartok hes da man
i need to sleep
crackman!
hahaha
i decided i want to chromify an old 3 series because the 7 series is a BOAT
but i need sleep first
oh yeah GO BRANSON WOOHOO!
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2004 7 March :: 6.33pm
:: Mood: foaming at the mouth
:: Music: stuff from the msyo concert earlier today which nobody went to
poop
most interesting thing i have said today:
"and its like hey i dont know how much of your daddy's money you spent to get your anorexic tits up there but i dont want to have to see them, bitch"
or something like that
yeah i realy need to vent. but here is not the place.
but oh, hot guys and good food can come with classical music (occasionally)
funny quote: "im not a pussy- i dont sweat vaginal fluid" (from 'what is it' by frontline)
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2004 5 March :: 10.24pm
:: Mood: aggravated
:: Music: i dunno
tired of working
damn physics
u stupid ugly whore
die, physics
i dont like u anymore
ditto with italian and math. all my A subjects are confusing now. i think the apocalypse is near. if i dont get an 85 on my next english paper, that is...
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2004 2 March :: 8.34pm
:: Mood: accomplished
:: Music: GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR! (electric six)
update on research
kso! (shit!, damn!)
oma korence (prepare to die)
kso kurai (eat shit)
jigoku ochiru (go to hell)
sonna koto shitta koto ja nai (i dont give a damn)
hentai jiji (dirty old man)
chikushome (son of a bitch)
shinjimae/kutabare/baka yaro (fuck you)
koushu benjo (slut)
kono buta! (you pig!)
yariman onna! (you whore!)
yabaiyo (fucked up)
usotsuki (liar)
bukkorosu! (im going to kick your ass!)
mukou ike/itteyo (fuck off! male/female)
neboken nayo! (get your head out of your ass)
name nayo! (dont fuck with me!)
chikusyo/shimatta (damnit)
ike ike (bitch)
oban (bitchy old hag)
dekaijiri (fatass)
kocha koi (come here and get your ass kicked)
nuhafu (drag queen)
mako (cunt)
busu (ugly woman)
himo (pimp)
hako (vagina)
shine (die)
well thats probably enough for now...
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2004 2 March :: 10.49am
:: Mood: rejuvenated
:: Music: the darkness- i believe in a thing called love
and i also believe in a thing called hamburgers
right now eating with 1 hand typing with the other. my left hand will either become very strong and macho or very tired. alright im thinkin tired.
ok no more hamburger so 2 hands now. (next thing u know itll be 3)
havent done any homework yet (really), just got home from msyo and fuckin sore, i played for 2 hours straight and i just decided i need to learn to swear in japanese cuz that would sound really cool rightabout now.
today in italian we watched a video and in one scene a guy was snorting coke and chuku was laughing the whole time and at the end of the scene he said to ms armao teacher "was that salt?!"
blondiebaby730: why was there a man snorting coke in your italian video?
today sheepdog looked snazzy in an orange tiger print shirt. lol extremely.
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2004 2 March :: 9.10pm
:: Mood: optimistic
:: Music: santeria
well optimistic because everything has got to be uphill from now
if u ever think your life is shit this is the place to go! guaranteed to make you feel at least 25% better per each entry you read!
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die ?
Two lovers entwined pass me by
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
In my life
Oh, why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die ?
What she asked of me at the end of the day
Caligula would have blushed
"You've been in the house too long" she said
And I (naturally) fled
In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye ?
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now
"You've been in the house too long" she said
And I (naturally) fled
In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die ?
-heaven knows im miserable now by the smiths
well that basically sums up every part of my life... yes EVERY. im not sure if i like the music, but the lyrics definitely fit for me.
so yes, my parents are psychotic... i basically have an A- almost A average for all the grades i get, which is not good enough for them.
me: so ure basically saying i HAVE to get all
A's. whether i care or not. i have no choice!
my dad: no you can choose!
me: no i cant, if i dont get all A's youll kick me out of branson!
my dad: well, yeah! you get to choose: get all A's or go to redwood
me: thats not a choice!!!!
so i am forced to hear their lecturings at least 30 min per day, and if i refuse to respond to their fucking stupid rhetorical questions my mom tells me she will not let me use the computer or tv or get my laptop (which i really need conisdering the old one doesnt work half the time u start it up).
i have no rights. this is why it sucks to be me.
but viva mushroomdiddy and uber-viva to foodhoe and semi-vivas to the hot musical people i dont really know (and viva me for finding out what a tuba is)
-my academy awards speech
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2004 29 February :: 11.01pm
:: Mood: pissed off
:: Music: boys in the hood
branson just lost to mc
viva old songs! because old songs are getting stuck in my head a lot this week!
well speaking of songs here is what i have to say, in the form of a song due to "popular demand"
on thursday i woke up sad and mad at the same time
you know how it is for me
sad cause of who was in my dream
mad cause they were there
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2004 21 February :: 11.56pm
:: Mood: badgish
:: Music: ludacris
BADGERS!
watch!
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/25/
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2004 21 February :: 11.48pm
:: Mood: accomplished
:: Music: "we are the champions"
SPLENDID!
well first of all my old laptop's probability of working when i press the power button has gotten down to like 25%... so im getting a new dell one and it has a greenish cover woohoo! i mean woohu!
but also i won the fishy game!!! yessss!!! u get up to a certain point where u can eat the blue fish and then ya just sit there in the middle of the pond and everything that goes by is eaten by you and you get gigantic and then the screen says "you ate everything and completely destroyed the pond eco-system!" and my score was 85734. im so happy. and im wearing my lucky hat, that must be why i am so happy and why i won which made me happy too.
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2004 8 February :: 8.29pm
:: Mood: crappy
:: Music: just jack- snowflakes
my nose is running but im not
i am sick grrrrr! and im not getting any exercise as a result of that and other things too. so i feel like poop.
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2004 29 January :: 9.19pm
:: Mood: determined
:: Music: rhcp- fortune faded
well my life sucks... and im pissed
at least now i have gotten some homework done. i have talked to my english teacher about my essay which he considers sucky. i have gotten over (almost) the death of my favorite fish. now i just have to study for history while listening to my dad being all cheery and happy with my brother downstairs because he has just made himself feel like a better father and overall *man* by yelling at me.
fucking asshole, i say.
i also say i will not stand for this anymore. i know exactly what i will do next time he does this. i will be working on the computer, he will be stomping around in his green plastic pants and yelling HEY AUSTINS ON THE COMPUTER WHAT IS SHE DOING HEY AUSTIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU WORKING YOU SHOULD BE STUDYING YOU HAVE A HISTORY TEST TOMORROW BLABLABLABLABLABLABLA. and i will calmly say get out, leave me alone, you are annoying and should not know when i have tests. and he will say THIS IS MY COMPUTER AND YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE THEREFORE YOU PUT UP WITH ANNOYINGNESS AND DO EVERYTHING I SAY UNTIL YOU LEAVE. and i say no one else puts up with this and they all live in their parents houses. and their parents dont control when they do their homework or how. and he will repeat himself except this time yelling and sounding "threatening" and maybe put his hand on the back of my neck again so i will be like ok better shut up, he is bigger than me therefore i cant voice my opinion.
except next time i wont because i know exactly what i will say to him.
"IF YOURE TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME ITS NO USE BECAUSE I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG, JUST MINDING MY OWN INNOCENT BUSINESS, AND THE HAND-ON-NECK-THING OR YELLING THING IS VERY IMMATURE AND POINTLESS BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ARE LEGALLY NOT ALOWED TO HURT ME SO STOP THINKING I WILL BE AFRAID OF YOU BECAUSE I AM SMALLER THAN YOU. YOU NOT ONLY CAN NOT LEGALLY HURT ME, IF YOU DO I WILL HIT YOU RIGHT BACK AND YOU WILL EITHER STOP BEING SO IMMATURE OR PUT ME INTO THE HOSPITAL WHERE YOU WORK AND YOU WILL BE PUT IN JAIL. NOW SINCE I AM PRETTY SURE YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DO THAT, YOU WILL HAVE TO RESORT TO IMPRESSING ME WITH YOUR HIGH INTELIGENCE AND SAYING SOMETHING RATIONAL TO ME INSTEAD OF TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME INTO LETTING YOU BE AS ANNOYING AS YOU WISH."
but i cant say all that now. i have to wait until he does it again. damnit normally he throws me out of the office and i dont even think of fighting back. he cant get away with this and he wont. so i will just wait. maybe even provoke him. cuz i just want to get it over with now while im in the mood for fighting back.
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2004 20 January :: 9.20pm
:: Mood: amused
a current event
Pray for the web porn browsers
Tue Jan 20,11:54 AM ET
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli rabbi has composed a prayer to help devout Jews overcome guilt after visiting porn web sites while browsing the Internet.
"Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs which disturb and ruin my work..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself (of sin)," reads the benediction by Shlomo Eliahu, chief rabbi in the northern town of Safed.
Eliahu, quoted by Israel's largest daily newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth, said he had responded to a deluge of queries from Orthodox Jews worried that the lure of Internet sex sites was putting family relationships at risk.
The rabbi recommends that Jews recite the prayer when they log on to the Internet or even programme it to flash up on their computer screens so they are spiritually covered whether they enter a porn site intentionally or by mistake.
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2004 20 January :: 9.14pm
:: Mood: tired
:: Music: nothing actully
yesterday i watched a knee surgery. fun stuff. well i didnt think it was THAT gross when they were sawing apart the knee cap but apparently my body disagreed. my stomach was hurting and the smell of burning flesh was getting to me so i went outside and sat down. i felt like i was gonna puke. and then i felt cold and sweaty and when i stood up my vision was getting all black and blurry and i could barely see and then i went and lay down on a couch and drank some orange juice. my heart rate was really slow and supposedly i was green. well i recovered anyway but i think i might not be able to look at dead bodies for a career, seeing as live ones seem to be gross enough. :(
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2003 6 December :: 9.55pm
:: Mood: laughing
a quote:
when confronted with the issue of his clothes being manufactured in sweat shops in mexico, p diddy ensured he did not know who was responsible for screwing up but when he found out he would "personally shove his foot up his ass"
sorry i just remembered that. it was on howard stern a long time ago, and it made me laugh.
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