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2009 16 July :: 11.35am
So I feel bad for whacking her with it, but it was just to hard to pass up.
The conversation went like this:
(She) is in need of a web designer to redo her website.
I said: How unfortunate. Don't bite the hand that fed ya.
Her response: Charlie, it's a long story.
Now, I do not wish to further antagonize the situation, but I just couldn't help it.
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2009 16 July :: 12.59am
Random thoughts: -i am hungry- I get to buy groceries tomorrow yeehaw- I want to see stefs puppy- I want a new vacuum cleaner soooo bad- I have to get my new passport and license tomorrow- I can never sleep at night anymore- I am excited to start school and wear scrubs- I put up (past tense) with SO much for you, you idiot.- I wonder if you know deep down that you really did a lot of bad things, you were/are such a jerk and so fake, it really sucks because when you're not like that you are pretty fun - where did they all go? - I wonder if that really is why and the doctors are wrong and it will be a problem. I can only pray that it won't.- why does my kidney area always hurt like a sharp pain ... Not good.- I'm married, isn't that weird!?!? Hahahaha- and that concludes the random list of thoughts going on in my head.
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2009 15 July :: 11.05pm
All about yourself...the survey. Created by adawg and taken 427924 times on Bzoink | All about yourself... | First name?:: | jessica | Middle name?:: | michele | Like your name?:: | yes | Named after anyone?:: | no | Any nicknames?:: | jamal, j, jessa | Age?:: | 21 | Birthdate?:: | 3.8 | Birthplace?:: | grand rapids | Time you were born?:: | 8.31 am | Current location?:: | my home | Height?:: | 5.0 | Like your height?:: | no, i wish i was a little taller | Eye color?:: | blue | Contacts/glasses?:: | neither | Hair color?:: | brown | Natural hair color?:: | brown | Dye your hair often?:: | about 3 times a year because i get bored | Righty or lefty?:: | lefty | Your favorite... | Type of music?:: | depends on my mood. When I am awake and ready to go out then it would be hip hop/rap etc, when i'm ready for bed it's classical, when i'm sad it's r&b/pop | Band or singer?:: | ummmm i dont know | TV show?:: | greys anatomy | Movie?:: | i guess step brothers | TV channel?:: | ? | Radio station?:: | none | Place to be?:: | out with friends/ family | Thing to do?:: | be iwth friends/family | Food?:: | pizza/chocolate | Non alcoholic drink?:: | diet pepsi | Alcoholic drink?:: | bahama mama, vodka and sprite | Animal?:: | dogs, cats, swans | Holiday?:: | my bday or christmas i guess i duno | Season?:: | spring summer or fall | Sport?:: | sport? hmmm | Place to shop?:: | vanity, forever 21, charlotte russe, marshalls, old navy, target... theres many | Clothing brand?:: | none | Scent?:: | as far as perfume- enchanted orchid from BBW or baby phat umm i can't remember what its called but i love it | Restaurant?:: | olive garden or frankie v's | Fruit?:: | apples or bananas | Vegetable?:: | potatos, corn | Fast food restaurant?:: | arby's i suppose | Pizza topping?:: | none, just cheese really | Ice cream flavor?:: | mint chocolate chip | Magazine?:: | i duno | City?:: | haven't visited enough to know | Color?:: | blue | Number?:: | 2 | This or that... | Chocolate or vanilla?:: | chocolate except for cake or ice cream | Pepsi or coke?:: | diet pepsi | Hot or cold?:: | ? | Black or white?:: | black | Dog or cat?:: | dog | French toast or pancakes?:: | french toast | French fries or onion rings?:: | french fries | Hamburger or hot dog?:: | hamburger | Pepperoni or sausage?:: | pep | Britney or Christina?:: | britney | McDonalds or Burger King?:: | burger king | 50 Cent or Eminem?:: | | Canada or Mexico?:: | canada i think | Hug or kiss?:: | hug | Movies or TV?:: | | Truth or dare?:: | | Do you... | Shower daily?:: | yes | Sing in the shower?:: | no | Like to sing?:: | in my car | Like to dance?:: | yeah | Smoke?:: | no | Drink?:: | on occasion | Cuss?:: | sometimes | Talk to yourself?:: | not really | Believe in yourself?:: | ? | Play an instrument?:: | yes | Go to school?:: | starting on the 27th | Go to college?:: | " " | Have a job?:: | yeah | Like your job?:: | most of the time | Want to get married?:: | am | Want to have kids?:: | yes | Get along with your parents?:: | yeah | Get along with your siblings?:: | yeah | Drive?:: | yeah | Random... | Do you think you're trustworthy?:: | yes | Think your funny?:: | sometimes | Ever toilet papered someones house?:: | yes | Gone garbage can tipping?:: | no | What are your parents names?:: | stacey and michael | Siblings names?:: | brandon shannon stefanie | Do you wash your hands frequently?:: | yes | How many time a day do you brush your teeth?:: | 2 | Collect anything?:: | no | Ever been in love?:: | yeah | In love right now?:: | yeah | What color pants are you wearing right now?:: | grey | How does your hair look?:: | up in pony tail | Ever had your heartbroken?:: | yeah | Ever broken the law?:: | yeah | Been arrested?:: | no | Been out of the country?:: | yea | Can you stick your fist in your mouth?:: | no | When was the last time you got drunk?:: | umm i cannot remember | Do you do drugs?:: | no | When was the last time you were high on anything?:: | n/a | Do you prefer the lights on or off?:: | off-save energy | Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: | yes | Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:: | boxers | Do you like to laugh?:: | yes | Ever had a bloody nose?:: | no | Have you ever caught a fish?:: | yes | What was the last thing you ate?:: | hamburger helper | What time do you go to bed?:: | depends | What's your favorite color?:: | blue | Do you like to give or recieve?:: | | Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?:: | my dogs probably | Do you live alone?:: | no | Do you own a blender?:: | yes | Do you like the snow?:: | i like how it looks but nothign else | Ever been up a mountain?:: | no | Ever been rootin'?:: | ? | Do you like surprises?:: | yes | You've been totally Bzoink*d! Take This Survey | Search Surveys | Create a Survey |
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2009 15 July :: 10.14pm
*sigh*
If only it was that easy.
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2009 15 July :: 3.25pm
There are many days where I miss the Air Force, some of my Training Instructors were like fathers to me.
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2009 14 July :: 10.59pm
jessssssssssssssss have you seen this?
cute huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs
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2009 14 July :: 10.56pm
i need/want botox.
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2009 14 July :: 6.33pm
First Date Created by silverwolf1990 and taken 32 times on Bzoink | I'll never forget my first date with Jacob. It was back in June, so we went to the fur festival. We went on all the rides, like the wallabee Wheel and the Tunnel of :P. I was so nervous and lumpy from the rides, that I threw up my tacos from lunch! But that was ok, because Jacob held my hair back and then said, "old gregg!!" After that, we played some carnival games. We played firefly flip and Shoot the pictures. he won me a stuffed narwhal and a plastic barack obama doll. At the end of the date, Jacob asked if they could spew me. "Hahaha, I dont do that on the first date!" So then we just shook hands and said, "easy there fuzzy little man peach" | You've been totally Bzoink*d! Take This Bzoinkoid | Search Bzoinkoids | Create a Bzoinkoid |
Wedding Day! Created by sofay and taken 128 times on Bzoink | Today is my wedding day, I am getting married to Michelle. He proposed by swiftly telling me he gagged me and presented me with a brown ring decorated with 8 cats. How could I say no! We are having the wedding in Casino where we will eat Fig newtons and bahama mama. The dress is crunchy and fluffy and the bouquet is a blue deoderant. Jessica bitch slapped the bouquet into the air and it kissed Erin. She got knocked out and had to be escorted to Wal Mart. All in all, my wedding was a very horrifying day. | You've been totally Bzoink*d! Take This Bzoinkoid | Search Bzoinkoids | Create a Bzoinkoid |
My July 4th Created by andy and taken 26 times on Bzoink | I think I forgot to tell you about my July 4th weekend. Silly me. Here's how it goes.
Friday, the 3rd, Rueben, Michelle, and I all went to Prison. When we got there I suddenly realized I was only wearing my bathing suit. Oops! I quickly put on my Panties and called it good. The Speech Pathologist looked at me and screamed, "Eat Your Nuggets!". Apparently that's what happens when you're only wearing panties! That night we went back to Michelle's house where we proceeded to make a poop. It blazed bright Beige.
Saturday, the 4th, we were very crinkly. We played in Michelle's pool most of the day. Floating about on our dogs. Rueben got extremely burned by the vomit. We spread Relish all over their body, and off to the fireworks we went!
We thought the fireworks were sweet! There was one that looked like a Panda. One like a Grey Hound Bus. Even one like a Faygo bottle! WOW! We especially liked the one that was the color of rainbows.
I can only hope next year goes this well. | You've been totally Bzoink*d! Take This Bzoinkoid | Search Bzoinkoids | Create a Bzoinkoid |
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2009 11 July :: 2.25am
Sold my desktop, feels good man.
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2009 10 July :: 7.06pm
:: Mood: calm
Not about anything
I didn't expect it to be so strange when I merged worlds. It's not bad, but it's different. I brought Poland, Australia, and America into the same place. I have Kara, who is experiencing what the real Shelton family is, and marveling at how I came from it. I have Prudence, who counts as both Polish and Australian to me, who is experiencing the American life. And then I have my American friends, who are experiencing the people I spent most of my time with abroad. Surprisingly (or maybe not,) I make friends with a similar type of people anywhere I go. Not that everyone doesn't have their own unique qualities, only that I tend to surround myself with people who will get along with each other. I really like my friends.
We're going to be traveling soon. Next trip will be about two weeks and we'll see Boston, New York City, Washington DC, Cincinnati, and Columbus, as well as everything in between. I'm really excited about this because I've always wanted to see New England more than ANYWHERE else in the USA. I know it's not a really thorough trip, but it's going to be great nonetheless. It's sad Prudence will have to leave about a week after we get back to Cedar, and Kara will leave in about three. I wish I could go with her.. I really hope I can. It all depends on the Australian government. I've already applied for residency; all that's left is waiting.
I'm going to miss my friends and winter Christmases. But Melbourne gets colder than Brisbane, so it will feel a little more like home. I can't WAIT to start studying, but once again, I'll have to wait. Two years. :S
I don't want to think about the future. My life is made up of a lot of phases. I'm always in a position where I can't do one thing until I've done another, and usually, it's time that's holding me back. Such as, a visa needing to be approved, or having a visa that won't let you study for two years. I'm not really in a hurry, but I like to feel like I'm working towards something. At least it never hurts to save money for a while.
I'm not going to complain about anything, or say anything contemplative, because I don't really feel like it, even though God knows I could. But it's been ages since I've written, so I thought I would. I used to keep a journal that I wrote in regularly, ever since I was little, but I haven't for the last year. I've never lived with anyone before in the sense that your lives actually affect each others, and ever since Kara and I moved in together, I haven't needed to write. Not much, anyway. We used to go to bed every night and just talk while laying there. It's harder to do here in America, where my mother is creeping around, making sure we're not being ourselves. That must be why I feel like writing right now. But also, Kara and Prudence are taking quizzes on some website right now. Instead of joining in, I went to woohu. I even forgot my password. I had to ask Kara--good thing she stores memories like a computer.
Well, we're going to drink some vodasz tonight, and watch Harry Potter movies (god help me.) The wine will help. :P
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2009 10 July :: 10.47am
a random idiot i ran into today!
so i'm trying to do this new routine every morning just a quick workout because our complex has a small gym room with some equipment and then after that take my dogs for a walk.
so anyway i get to the "gym" and start on the elliptical and it keeps saying "motor unplug" which it did this the first ti me i ever used it like after 15 minutes , but i just got off , unplugged and replugged it and then it worked fine...
but today i kept replugging it and finding different plugs and it just would not work so instead i used a bike thing for like 10 minutes and then tried the elip again and it finally worked... so i did my workout on that and then .... this is the whole point of my story...
i walk back to my apartment and get the dogs and here i am walking, and i walk out of the apartment area/property and start down a road that turns into a housing development with pretty nice houses and i'm like just getting to the road with the houses, minding my own darn business with my dogs, and this stupid BITCH pulls up in her car and rolls down her window and says to me,
"You better be picking up after your dogs!"
and I say, "what?"
and she says "I dont see you holdin' no pooper scooper ! (notice the poor grammar which just made me more annoyed)
and i'm like "umm i have baggies right here! thanks!" (because i have the little clip on baggie holder-)
keep in mind my dogs are 6 and 12 lbs- they are not big dogs- they really dont create a lot of waste- i dont have to carry around a fricken SHOVEL to take care of the mess my dogs make... i'm not going to wheel around a fricken trash bin with me either ok.....
gAWD she was a stupid bitch!!!! i wanted to punch her in her fricken mouth. i called her a bitch after that but i'm not sure if she heard me because she was starting to pull away. i just HOPE she felt like a stupid bitch after she did that. how rude! i wasn't even doing anything wrong.
and she just put me in a horrible mood and UGGHGHGH i hate people like that!
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2009 5 July :: 8.11pm
grrr....i guess we'll wait and see.
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2009 5 July :: 2.01am
i'm still kind of upset about michael jackson's death. maybe to some people it's already 'old news' or they never cared about it in the first place. losing him is a huge tragedy to music and to the world, honestly! he was a beautiful person inside and out. i grew up listening to his music. my parents always played oldies for my sister and i, and we used to always listen to this jackson 5 8 track my dad still has. as i got older, i realized how much i loved his voice and when i was going through some really hard times when i was 16 or so i always listened to his song 'you are not alone' and 'smile' over and over and over again. we also had a lot in common. he cares a ton about other people and the earth. he had a tragic life and its so sad that towards the end, people only focused on the negatives and not all the wonderful things he has done for charity and tons of people less fortunate then him. he was a humanitarian even though inside he was always torn apart. i can relate to that. smiling on the outside but sad on the inside. i'm not trying to be cheesy or too sentimental, but just hearing his songs and watching interviews with him on tv make me feel so sad to have lost him. it is so sad. it's a tragedy.
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2009 4 July :: 1.46pm
That asshole Hancock, singing his name real big on Tom Jefferson's declaration, I don't care if you were the president of the convention.
HAPPY 4TH WOOHU!
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