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:: 2006 28 May :: 11.09pm
:: Mood: Stuffy

Jade - the fish who's still swimming.
Jade: I'm hooked, but there's no line.

Emily: Yeap.

Jade: Or perhaps I was pulled ashore, and then abandoned on the beach because I wasn't a good catch.

Emily: Tch. You just haven't unhooked the deadly hook yet, but the line broke.
Emily: You're still swimming, but you can't get the hook out.
Emily: 'Cause of the barbs.

Jade: Alright.


I don't think I could ever honestly stay mad at Jade for more than like.. 7 hours.

Because I love her.
That's the only explanation.


My head's all plugged up.
Bitchy.

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:: 2006 23 May :: 9.38pm
:: Mood: Thoughtful

Jade and I don't want to be ballerinas when we grow up.
Jade: Um... She picks me up at about 4
Jade: So like... 4.20 ish?
Jade: Ha.
Jade: 4.20
Jade: The worst time of day
Jade: For Emily
Jade: =p

Emily: xD
Emily: Fuck you in the butt, kthnx.
Emily: <3

Jade: Why?
Jade: You like... hate stoners.
Jade: With a passion.

Emily: Yeah
Emily: I try not to, like.. when I think about it rationally, I know it's their choice and they're stupid asses
Emily: But I just get so.. angry..

Jade: Yeah.
Jade: I know.

Emily: I'm gonna grow up to slaughter stoners
Emily: I'm going to dissect them and try to find the stupid glands in their brainds

Jade: I'm gonna grow up to be a serial killer

Emily: That secretes stupidaphetamin

Jade: Well.
Jade: I think it's disgusting when people idolize serial killers.
Jade: So I'll give them something to idolize.
Jade: No
Jade: I don't think I would kill the people who idolize serial killers.
Jade: I think I would go after the people they love
Jade: And see if they still idolize killers.
Jade: Fucking bastards.

Emily: ECKS DEE.

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:: 2006 17 May :: 10.27pm
:: Mood: Terribly amused
:: Music: asdasasd

"We eat out too much."
LIMP NINJA TIME

Watch it.
Nao.

Get on the floor.

DO A BARREL ROLL.

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