Useless Ramblings

When they�re just inches away you invoke the Dong Hai defense.

What�s that?

You protect your dong and swing like your life depended on it. (swings nun chucks above head).

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:: 2008 22 August :: 8.36 pm

Got into New York last night, Jason and Michelle met me at the airport. The city is surprisingly like Minneapolis/St. Paul. We went walking around to hit the liquor store, which was closed. Ended up with some Miller from the gas station and playing Mario Kart Wii.

Today I took my first subway ride and went to Rockefeller Center. Neat area, but much smaller than what it looks like on TV. We proceeded to wander around and look at places: the M&M Store, Nintendo World, Virgin, and MOMA (Museum of Modern Art). We had lunch at some little place that had a ton of food and EXCELLENT pizza. Dinner was at ESPN Zone.

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:: 2008 15 August :: 10.51 pm

I�m really pissed at my iPod. I wanted to listen to Placebo this afternoon and it wasn�t listed underneath artists, so I just listened to something else. I made sure Placebo was on my laptop, it was, so I hooked up the iPod to sync it, but it was already done. Going a different way I searched for the album title on the iPod and it�s listed. So, why is this album listed but not the artist?

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:: 2008 15 August :: 4.22 am

Guy: All right, Hamburger Hamlet, Harbor House, Oriental Seafood...
Jessica: Anal Seafood? What?
Tina: Angel Seafood.
Jessica: Oh.
Guy: No, Oriental Seafood.
Jessica: Oriental.
[laughs]
Jessica: I thought he said "Anal Seafood".

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:: 2008 11 August :: 8.17 am

What are you in for?

Biting the mailman. He was trying to cast a spell on me, like a wizard or something. (waves hand)

Are you sure about that?

I dunno, maybe he was just waving.

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:: 2008 1 August :: 11.26 pm

Why does the court system hate me? Am I some hardened criminal? Do they invent new punishments just for me? I feel as if I am being punished more severely than most actual criminals. All I did wrong was not pay a fee on my driver�s license. Because of this I got a ticket, which in turn caused me to lose my license for two years and now they are sending creditors after me and are slapping on additional fees as well as tacking on 12% interest retroactive to the date the ticket was issued. I corrected the fee thing shortly after receiving the ticket, but that was not enough for them.

FUCK!

On a side note, Menards has the full Halloween display up and the Christmas display starts going up Monday.

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:: 2008 24 July :: 11.14 pm

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I don't know. Are you thinking Holy Shit, Holy Shit a swordfist almost went though my head? Then yes.

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:: 2008 15 July :: 9.26 am

"Oh.....oh my. Bloody, furry and dead, well that's an image
that should follow me through eternity."

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:: 2008 7 July :: 6.28 pm

I'm cursed and without a driver's liecense, again. And guess what, it's because of paperwork, again.

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:: 2008 7 July :: 4.19 am

- On equality: "I've been portrayed as a caveman by some. That's not true. I'm a conservative progressive, and that means I think all men are equal, be they slants, beaners, or niggers."

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:: 2008 5 July :: 6.37 pm