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:: 2008 27 March :: 10.49 pm

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume ?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

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:: 2008 26 March :: 9.40 am



http://www.victoryfund.org/files/listening.html

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:: 2008 18 March :: 6.55 pm

Jesus said the darndest things.

Don’t you ever mention that name to me again.

But he died for our sins.

So did Hitler. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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:: 2008 11 March :: 9.38 pm

Dean Winchester: [after a nice cop says okie dokie] I like him, he says okie dokie.

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:: 2008 7 March :: 9.19 pm

555-0116

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:: 2008 3 March :: 10.45 pm

Watched the season finale of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles tonight. There’s this scene where Brian Austin Green and Thomas Dekker are sitting in a park talking and sitting side by side. For some reason it was a romantic scene and I wanted more to happen, and the fuckers didn’t go any further.

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:: 2008 3 March :: 10.04 pm

I should drink more often, it only took three beers to get giggly and skip. And Papa Murphy’s is always an excellent companion :-)

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:: 2008 1 March :: 10.49 pm

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:: 2008 28 February :: 2.02 am

He touched me with his creepy serial killer hands.

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:: 2008 25 February :: 5.15 pm

You go fetch the dynamite, and I'll keep an eye on the freshly drilled holes.

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:: 2008 22 February :: 9.36 pm

Your wife called while I was on your phone.

Heidi? What did she say?

She wanted to talk to you and I said you were servicing me sexually.

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:: 2008 22 February :: 12.19 pm

Sometimes you gotta start in the back door if you wanna get in the front.

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:: 2008 22 February :: 11.20 am

Zip-flop, oh, my lord.

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:: 2008 14 February :: 10.53 pm

Sometimes the only thing that works is fudge and vodka.

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:: 2008 11 February :: 12.09 am

My storm door died yesterday. I currently have it mended with zip ties…

From “Eleven Men Out,” I don’t want no ass bugger in my team.

Family Guy was GREAT tonight. I especially loved when Meg was holding the package of jumbo hot dogs and said she was going to pretend they were the New York Knicks. That and the men held in a cell on Tom Cruise’s property.

The Grammy’s were something… Alicia Keys couldn’t keep time with a recording of Frank Sinatra. Carrie Underwood did a great job, but had an awful dress thing. Rihanna was just plain bad, the backup singers pulled off the performance. The first half of the Beetles thing was good, until they got out the live singers. The only good thing about Kanye’s performance were the synthesized voices in the background. Fergie and John Legend were ho hum. Beyonce was useless and Tina sucked, they were even worse together. Foo Fighters voice was a little scratchy, but still enjoyable, especially the orchestra. Brad Paisley was, well a country singer. Aretha Franklin has a good voice, but that dress and the backlighting were not flattering. Feist is an annoying artist, get rid of her. Kid Rock disappointed as usual. Alicia Keys second performance was as bad if not worse than the first, although it got much better when John Mayer came out. The performance of Rhapsody in Blue was excellent. Amy Winehouse was ok as long as you listened only. That kid on the piano was pretty good too. Josh Groban and Andrea Borchelli were very good, but aren’t that great as a duo. Little Richard and Jerry Lee Lewis were decent for old men.

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:: 2008 7 February :: 6.33 am


You are The Lovers


Motive, power, and action, arising from Inspiration and Impulse.


The Lovers represents intuition and inspiration. Very often a choice needs to be made.


Originally, this card was called just LOVE. And that's actually more apt than "Lovers." Love follows in this sequence of growth and maturity. And, coming after the Emperor, who is about control, it is a radical change in perspective. LOVE is a force that makes you choose and decide for reasons you often can't understand; it makes you surrender control to a higher power. And that is what this card is all about. Finding something or someone who is so much a part of yourself, so perfectly attuned to you and you to them, that you cannot, dare not resist. This card indicates that the you have or will come across a person, career, challenge or thing that you will fall in love with. You will know instinctively that you must have this, even if it means diverging from your chosen path. No matter the difficulties, without it you will never be complete.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.


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:: 2008 3 February :: 10.24 pm

Bridgestone: Screaming squirrel and the Saab
Bud Light: Blow flames (do you have a cat?)
Audi: Putting old luxury on notice
Toyota: Corolla & the badgers

Randall Gay? Poor bastard, bet he gets teased a lot for having that name

Halftime: Are they trying to pick the oldest bands that they can for the show? The Rolling Stones sucked last year, so this year they bring out a band equally as old that can’t hold a note because they’re so fucking old and have no lung capacity. Good songs and all, but they are far better on CD when the band was in their prime. How old is Tom Petty anyway? Ok, just looked it up, he’s 58 years old.

Sales Genie dot com gets the award for the worst commercials.
Bridgestone: Richard Simmons avoidance maneuver

The Giants actually won.

Disappointing that no company had a series of commercials besides Bud Light. Nothing very risky this year either. Would it have been that hard to have a commercial with some hot guys?

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:: 2008 26 January :: 11.58 pm

So I caught the last minute or so of “The Soup” today. The host said something very nice: “Heath Ledger passed away this week and in all the years we’ve been doing this show, we’ve never had cause to mention him. So, stop digging through the dirt weasels, a talented decent guy is gone and our thoughts go to those who knew him.”

It was just something very basic, that was so full of meaning to me.

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:: 2008 26 January :: 11.50 am

I'm a Lotus Elise!



You believe in maximum performance and minimum baggage. You like to travel light and fast, hit the corners hard, and dance like there's no tomorrow.


"Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.


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:: 2008 25 January :: 7.26 pm

There goes my finger banging career.

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:: 2008 13 January :: 8.43 pm

You may be the universe’s butt puppet, but I am its right hand fist of fate.

I’ve been watching Wonderfalls, too bad it was cancelled. The show really matches my sense of humor and there are two cute guys, although they aren’t the lead. :-/

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:: 2008 10 January :: 10.46 pm

I will never think of our national anthem the same way again. If you want to see a rather odd but funny movie, watch Shortbus. Word of warning, there is a lot of nudity.

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:: 2008 9 January :: 10.47 pm

You ever had a wine hangover?

I have a floppy eared bunny named Chester.

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:: 2008 6 January :: 9.33 pm

Ralph Wiggum for president!

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:: 2008 4 January :: 12.01 am


There is one less deer in Wisconsin.

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:: 2007 24 December :: 9.31 pm


Your Score: Salt


You scored 50% intoxication, 0% hotness, 25% complexity, and 0% craziness!



You are Salt! You may be bland, but life just wouldn't be the same without you. You're plentiful and you come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colours. You bring out the flavour in whatever you touch and have been the world's best preservative for millennia. You rock.

Link: The Which Spice Are You Test

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:: 2007 9 December :: 11.44 pm

Boner Bob!

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:: 2007 5 December :: 10.50 pm
:: Music: Puddle of Mudd: She Hates Me

Rob was in court yesterday.

Aunt Sue was in court today.

Aunt Linda is back in ICU.

I rode my Dad’s new four-wheeler today.

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:: 2007 1 December :: 10.00 pm

So I’ve watched a few more movies and thought I’d list reviews for you guys.

Valentine was an entirely creepy movie. Very hot lead actor (David Boreanaz) helped to pull it off. I’m usually not a fan of horror movies no matter how poorly/greatly they’re done.

Beautiful Thing was annoying with all of the British accents, but was a decent coming of age type movie.

Kingdom of Heaven was based on religion so it’s really surprising that I liked it so fucking much. Kind of gruesome and very long, but it has a strong message of morals that I would like every religious person to understand.

Some music you guys need to hear: OneRepublic “Apologize” and Shayne Ward (all of his music).

In other news my aunt Linda is back in the hospital again (was in a nursing home), but on the upside she’s finally out of the halo.

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:: 2007 30 November :: 5.30 pm

Just watched Brokeback Mountain for the first time. I didn’t realize it was such a depressing movie. :-(

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