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2006 20 April :: 12.35 pm
Friend's away message:
"Welcome to the typical week at Ball State.... students celebrate not being gay and drink on week nights! o.m.g! where bsu students engage in beer pong and other such olympic events, its a week of mind blowing, wasted beyond your wildest dreams, non stop parties!! we are SOO cool! hell who cares about class? bsu kids are dumber than purdue and IU anyway! these crazy cardinals stumble from house to house and bar to bar...and (gasp) to the totally cool frats! we drink so much we might even black out! who cares if we get alochol poisoning?! NOT US! drinking morning till night is our specialty and damn we love those crazy slip n slides! ...sometimes we might even play cornhole! no magazine has recognized us but we sure do make a stir with shootings and constant DUIs...ladies and gentleman welcome to the greatest week of all.....GRAND 5!!! aka every week at ball state....god we are so cool"
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2006 18 April :: 9.00 pm
:: Music: REM: It's The End Of The World As We Know It
Quite possibly the shittiest day I have ever had.
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2006 14 April :: 9.10 pm
:: Music: Aerosmith: Angel's Eye
Called a faggot for the first time yesterday. Person was just throwing out an insult (didn’t know I’m gay), but it was still upsetting.
Quotables:
“…exhausted from another day of retail drudgery. It seems that there was a never-ending flood of people that were convinced they were the most important thing going on planet earth, and if you weren't aware of it they would happily explain it to you.”
"Thank you, Nostra-dumb-ass."
“Ignorance can be taught, but stupid is forever.”
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2006 13 April :: 4.15 am
"You may buy the children of the strangers who dwell among you, and their families who are with you, which they beget in your land; and they shall become your property.”
“And you may take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them as a possession; they shall be your permanent slaves.”
“The words of your God, filtered through human mouths and hands, corrupted by the changes in language and meaning after three thousand years, are not absolute. Or will you buy your neighbors, to hold their children and their children's children in your name?"
How in the hell do you confuse pepperoni and extra cheese for pepperoni and chicken? Dammit.
If there had been an eleventh commandment, it would probably have read “thou shalt not sprout a big Sunday church boner”.
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2006 9 April :: 2.51 pm
"...we all know what a difference two inches can make."
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2006 4 April :: 11.33 pm
Life isn't all beer and skittles.
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2006 3 April :: 10.02 pm
:: Music: Sir Mix a Lot: Baby Got Back
demented hot potato
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2006 2 April :: 11.40 pm
"I guess you could say that both my brother and I are ‘swerve-y’ drivers. We don't necessarily speed, but we don't slow down for sharp turns either. I never really thought of is as a family trait before, but to think about it, my dad was the same way."
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2006 29 March :: 10.57 pm
Balls.
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2006 28 March :: 8.03 pm
Funny how jocks like to play with balls, isn't it?
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2006 26 March :: 11.17 pm
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
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2006 26 March :: 5.19 pm
"It was the morning after the night before..." where do authors think up this shit?
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2006 26 March :: 3.07 pm
"Thank You For Smoking" looks like a great movie.
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2006 23 March :: 11.12 pm
Eric, stop teasing the straight people!
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2006 23 March :: 12.35 pm
Shit! I'm getting a hardon. And I'm wearing boxers! Just think about the time you walked in on Grandma taking a bath. Oh whew, that's better. God, how do breasts ever get in that condition?
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"My asshole feels like road kill for Christ's sake!"
"Oh.....oh my. Bloody, furry and dead, well that's an image that should follow me through eternity."
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Life is inherently messy, things like eating, drinking, vomiting, taking a dump, orgasms, giving birth, little boy's runny noses, French kissing, rimming, oral sex and much much more.
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2006 21 March :: 8.35 pm
:: Music: U2: Mysterious Ways
The word "fag" is a contraction of the word "faggot" (or, "fagot"). When traced through its etymological history, the word "faggot" simply means "a bundle of sticks used as fuel." See dictionary.com and thesaurus.com (where such words as "fuel" and "brimstone" are used as synonyms). "Scholars" can't decide when such a word began to be used in reference to homosexuals, so we'll give the answer here: "I have overthrown some of you, as God overthrew Sodom and Gomorrah, and ye were as a firebrand plucked out of the burning: yet have ye not returned unto me, saith the Lord." Amos 4:11. The word translated "firebrand" is the Hebrew word "uwd," which comes from a Hebrew verb meaning "to rake together" (or, "to gather together"). In short, the Hebrew word "uwd" is talking about burning sticks of wood that are gathered together. That is what the English word "faggot" means. Amos 4:11 could just as easily be translated "...ye were as a faggot plucked out of the burning..."
For those geniuses out there who are asking, "are you saying that God hates burning pieces of wood?", the answer is "no, we're using it as a figure of speech, just like the Bible uses it." It is an excellent metaphor to describe sodomites because they fuel God's wrath, they burn in lust, and they will burn in hell. In Amos 4:11, the "fag" is the person who is sinning after the manner of Sodom and Gomorrah, has seen other "fags" overthrown by God, and still refuses to repent. So, the word "fag" refers to people who sin like the Sodomites did. It not only refers to homosexuals, but also refers to people who support homosexuals (see Romans 1:32), and people who engage in all other relatively "lesser" perversions (like impenitent premarital sex and adultery, including the adultery of all of you divorced-and-remarried "born again Christians"). On this web site, we use the word "fag" in accordance with Amos 4:11.
For those of you who have deluded yourselves into thinking that the story of Sodom isn't really talking about homosexuals, read the following: the people of Sodom and Gomorrah had completely turned away from God, and whenever that happens, homosexuality abounds. Paul described this in Romans 1, and you can read the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in Genesis 19. Conditions in Sodom were so bad that it had become acceptable for men to surround Lot's house and ask to have sex with the men inside. Anybody who thinks that today is any different than those days needs to attend San Francisco's annual gay rights parade, stand along the parade route, and hold a sign that says "GOD HATES FAGS." You'll see and hear evidence of all of the sins of Sodom in just a few short hours (sodomy, violence, fornication, adultery, pride, sinful treatment of the servants of God, etc.) The same mob mentality that ruled the unlawful fags in the days of Sodom rules the unlawful fags today.
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2006 21 March :: 8.41 am
The day will come when the sun sets in the east.
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2006 20 March :: 11.04 pm
:: Music: Lindsay Lohan: Something I Never Had
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
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2006 20 March :: 6.59 pm
From http://notonlybutalso.typepad.com/notonlybutalso/2005/12/brokeback_warns.html
Everyone is talking about Jack and Ennis' pup-tent buggery in "Brokeback Mountain." Uninitiated straights gasp at the frank portrayal of man-sex and gays balk at the horror. What, no lube?
Anyone who's ever been penetrated knows that good gay sex is like a sundae: the topping needs to be wet. When Ennis mounts Jack with only one loogie to glide them along, the gays in the theater visibly adjusted themselves in their seats.
No wonder. Ennis, we know this is your first time and all but it takes a lot of magic lotion to get the rabbit into the hat. That Jack goes back for seconds and thirds without some serious consideration of fixing the friction is laughable. Didn't Ang consult any queers?
I know the characters couldn't well bust out some Wet or ID without sacrificing a degree of historical integrity. But to suggest that pre-Stonewall gays didn't know how to properly make the train slide into the station is just silly.
No wonder their love was so angst ridden. I'd feel conflicted too if sex with my lover amounted to low-grade assault. Maybe things would have turned out differently had Jack gotten his ranch hands on some lube. You know, cook down some animal fat or something.
It seems a tragic oversight, one that could have been easily avoided. Didn't they know that Beatles song? "All you need is lube, lube. Lube is all you need."
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2006 15 March :: 8.02 pm
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2006 15 March :: 7.19 pm
Amusing quote:
It's all right to suck a cock. You just can't defend your country if you've done it.
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2006 14 March :: 10.22 pm
:: Music: Josh Zuckerman
"I recently embarked on the Soulforce Equality Ride. Traveling by bus, 33 other young adults and I are crossing the country, making stops at 18 colleges that ban the enrollment of openly lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people. With stops at schools like Brigham Young University, Oral Roberts University and West Point, our journey is sure to come with controversy and challenges.
We seek dialogue with students and faculty regarding LGBT issues at these schools. Our message at each school is the same: Learn from history and end religious-based discrimination. For centuries, the Bible has been misused to condemn and exclude. The tenacity with which today's religious leaders condemn LGBT people in light of all the past misuses of the Bible amazes me.
Our first stop was to the Rev. Jerry Falwell's Liberty University in Lynchburg, Va. Falwell chose to arrest us rather than allow us onto campus to share our message with his students. Twenty-four of us were charged with trespassing, and one other organizer and I were charged with an additional count of "inciting others to trespass."
When we were at Liberty, we asked Falwell to learn from his own history. During the era of segregation, based on his reading of the Bible, he did not let African-Americans into his church. He once called the civil rights movement the "civil wrongs movement." Today, Falwell won't let gay and lesbian people come to his school, and he was recently quoted as saying that if Liberty ever embraced gay and lesbian equality it should be "burned to the ground."
Somehow, Falwell sees a difference in these two statements. I don't. As I see it, they both misuse the Bible to justify discrimination.
Thankfully, a majority of the schools we will be visiting on our seven-week tour are not reacting with the same level of hostility as the Rev. Falwell. Most of the schools have said we will be allowed on campus, and, at a little less than a majority of the schools, administrators have worked with us to create programming around our visit. At Azusa Pacific University, we are going to be meeting with the president of the university's Cabinet. At Wheaton University, we will be giving a number of presentations, including a campuswide discussion at the school's Billy Graham center. At Abilene Christian University, we will be having a campus discussion called "The Significance of 'Brokeback Mountain.' "
During the civil rights era, young people from across the country rode into the heart of the segregated South on the Freedom Ride to confront religious-based racial bigotry. Today, the Soulforce Equality Riders are following in the footsteps of these great Americans to confront the religion-based bigotry of our time -- that which denies full equality to lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people.
As we make our journey across the country, we hope you will support us. "
Jacob Reitan is co-director of the Equality Ride. You can read about the journey, which extends through April 26, sign up to stand with riders at one of the stops or make a tax-deductible donation on the Web site at www.equalityride.com.
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2006 12 March :: 5.36 pm
Friends with Liza, Judy, and Barbara.
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2006 10 March :: 8.18 pm
Dancing: drunkenly dry humping each other with hopes that your motions are in time with whatever music is playing
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2006 7 March :: 9.56 pm
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2006 7 March :: 9.38 pm
Should we compare IQ's or cock size?
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2006 28 February :: 10.18 pm
Nothing a jar of Vaseline and a trampoline can’t solve.
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2006 25 February :: 11.08 pm
The Army on Thursday discharged Kyle Lawson, the 19-year-old private who was attacked by a fellow soldier at Fort Huachuca, Ariz., after learning Lawson was gay.
The Servicemembers Legal Defense Network has since learned the identity of the man who attacked Lawson in October after a friend told others at a battalion party that Lawson was gay.
According to the legal defense group, a civilian police report from the Tucson, Ariz., area named Private Zacharias Pierre as the attacker who broke Lawson's nose. Lawson said his attacker uttered an anti-gay slur during the incident.
Police originally charged Pierre with aggravated assault. But the case was turned over to Fort Huachuca, which decided not to prosecute "for reason fort officials say they are not at liberty to explain."
The harassment of Lawson became so aggravated that he was eventually forced to sleep under the eye of a staff sergeant after being threatened by another soldier.
In December, Rep. Barney Frank, D-Mass., demanded an explanation from Army Chief of Staff General Peter Schoomaker. "I am struck by the cruel irony of your allowing a young man who appears to be guilty of nothing to be first assaulted and then driven out," Frank wrote.
Schoomaker has yet to respond, said Steve Adamske, the congressman's spokesman.
"Harassment will continue to flourish and commanders will continue to condone that harassment, as they appear to have done in this case, so long as it remains official policy to discharge soldiers for being gay," C. Dixon Osburn, SLDN's executive director, said in a written statement Friday.
"Congress and the Pentagon must repeal 'don't ask, don't tell' immediately and impose strict penalties against those who engage in any form of harassment. If America is fighting for democracy abroad, it must abide by those same principles at home," Osburn said.
Steve Ralls, spokesman for the group, said Lawson is home with his family in Missouri after flying back Thursday night. "He has been inundated with many media requests. He is sorting through these, deciding what his next steps will be."
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2006 23 February :: 10.54 pm
Are they looking for a gene for "Christian fundamentalist, right-wing, wannabe fascists"? Because I want to definitely "cure" those mofo's.
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2006 21 February :: 5.55 pm
There are three rings in marriage:
Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
Suffering
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