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2006 26 January :: 10.06 am
Monty Python: "Every Sperm is Sacred"
Excellent song.
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2006 25 January :: 1.55 am
http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/rnr/127993835.html
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2006 25 January :: 1.01 am
feces happens
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2006 24 January :: 9.16 pm
Officer, can I have my gun back?
There you are. Hardly seen you this episode.
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2006 23 January :: 11.21 pm
I just pulled off my first 4.0 semester and my final semester begins tomorrow.
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2006 21 January :: 9.28 pm
Your shoes. Where are your shoes?
Uh, he went out the window. Why would he do that?
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2006 20 January :: 6.59 pm
Saw a kid with this t-shirt today: I've been at Stout longer than my advisor.
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2006 19 January :: 4.17 pm
From the Chicago Auto Show's FAQ page
Hello, I would like to know if there is a dress code for the public car show dates. Thanks for your help! Kristi Barrows
The Chicago Auto Show wants all its patrons to dress comfortably. There is no dress code, per se; please just make sure all the important body parts are covered, and don't otherwise appear like you're on "Cops."
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2006 16 January :: 9.33 pm
Saw Shawn shaking a gallon of paint by hand…
I now have to enter my truck through the passenger door…
Three exams in the next few days, then I’m in my final semester.
I’m broke.
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2006 15 January :: 11.35 pm
f-ing great video http://www.boardsmag.com/screeningroom/commercials/1635/
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2006 13 January :: 11.12 pm
mbenznut: *stupid jason look*
mbenznut: dumbass
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2006 13 January :: 8.29 pm
:: Music: Dr. Johnson's lecture
Alcohol & cupcakes, mmmm.
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2006 13 January :: 12.09 pm
Someone just asked me for a cigarette.
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2006 12 January :: 12.37 pm
"I also had a surprise after my first exam. One fellow missed it, and handed me his excuse the next day: I expected something from a doctor, but it was from the nearby police station. My student had beaten a drug addict to death on his way to class, and they'd had to hold him at the station while he answered a few questions (he was actually a good kid, as it turned out, and this had been an attempted mugging and he'd acted entirely in self-defense. Long-term crackheads are apparently rather fragile.) I was despairing that maybe I was in a bit over my head with this job."
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2006 12 January :: 1.12 am
:: Music: All American Rejects: Dirty Little Secret
I had gay sex at church camp.
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2006 10 January :: 9.06 pm
Then there was the story of the lady who was stopped for speeding. She told the officer she was late for work. "Oh yeah," said the cop."What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger. Then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four. Then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until I can get both hands in. Then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked?
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
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2006 10 January :: 7.14 pm
Ghetto ear...
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2006 7 January :: 9.47 pm
:: Music: *Nsync: It's Gonna be Me
"Alone, it's for pussies."
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2006 7 January :: 7.58 am
"But Joe, animals DO have vaginas!"
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2006 7 January :: 1.07 am
Who pissed? Who pissed on my fucking carpet?
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2006 6 January :: 8.31 pm
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
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2006 4 January :: 4.53 pm
Just re-ordered an XM radio. Lost the sale price, GRR!
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2006 3 January :: 6.12 am
Had a great Michigan visit. Don’t feel like putting much effort in now, so here’s my notes.
What is the point of all those bloody pushups if you can’t even lift a log?
Spelunking.
Did you see the new poof?
I should be in this poof!
Velvet Goldmine can make you feel unbelievably alone.
Anatomical sales
JJ seemed/s sad.
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2005 31 December :: 3.21 am
Long ass drive is over. Back in Kalamazoo for a little bit. Eh, for some reason I don’t feel like writing.
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2005 31 December :: 3.18 am
Grades are in:
A Quality Concepts
B Production/Operation Management
A Product and Inventory Control
B- Quality Tools
A Intro to Industrial Management
B+ English Composition
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2005 30 December :: 10.01 am
Dentist then Michigan.
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2005 28 December :: 11.02 pm
Penis penis penis vagina vagina vagina.
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2005 24 December :: 12.00 am
Happy gift day!
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2005 23 December :: 10.33 pm
Large cowboy $8.99.
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2005 22 December :: 10.42 pm
What size pants do you wear?
Why don't you come look?
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