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:: 2010 10 July :: 7.32 am

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:: 2010 13 June :: 10.58 pm

I'm nominating him honorary coon-ass.

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:: 2010 7 June :: 2.57 pm

Run! Bitch Run!
1 of 5 stars
Netflix instant

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:: 2010 7 June :: 1.23 pm

Killer Diller
4 of 5 stars
Netflix instant

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:: 2010 4 June :: 10.47 pm


Fun!

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:: 2010 28 May :: 3.31 pm

This damn thing is as hot as a stiff cock!

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:: 2010 26 May :: 10.13 pm

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
- Matt Groening

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:: 2010 22 May :: 10.28 pm

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:: 2010 21 May :: 10.54 pm

Ratbirds!

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:: 2010 21 May :: 5.21 pm

"Get to the back of the line like Rosa Parks!" Not something best said when drunk and in mixed company. Still fucking hilarious.

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:: 2010 21 May :: 10.50 am

I got Netflix for my Xbox on Sunday. Really nifty. The only thing I really miss is the skip feature. I’m used to being able to skip 30 seconds at a time to get through the boring parts.

So far Netflix has been suggesting good movies. Although, this morning, I watched two flops. Nine was awful. Keith was only slightly better. Or maybe it was worse. Either way they both sucked.

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:: 2010 5 May :: 6.55 am

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:: 2010 20 April :: 6.48 pm

Would somebody like to buy me this?

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:: 2010 13 April :: 10.19 pm

Damn, that gas is noble!

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:: 2010 23 March :: 10.14 am

Oh, I've never been on a cruise before. These dudes look like they're having fun...on each other.

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:: 2010 23 March :: 1.29 am

Mmm. You're just firm all over.

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:: 2010 18 March :: 9.33 am

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:: 2010 16 March :: 9.16 am

I bet you taste like Mountain Dew and Starburst.

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:: 2010 14 March :: 10.41 pm

I think that midget stripper gave me herpes.

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:: 2010 9 March :: 4.43 am

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:: 2010 9 March :: 4.40 am

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:: 2010 27 February :: 10.40 pm

Bowling isn’t one of the two things guys do by themselves.

What’s the second thing?

Other hand.

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:: 2010 22 February :: 11.35 pm

Wee Irish boy crying by the side of the road.
A man asks "What's wrong?"
Boy says "Me Ma is dead"
"Oh bejaysus" the man says "Do you want me to get Father O'Riley ?"
Wee boy replies"No thanks Mister, sex is the last ting on me moi nd roight now."

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:: 2010 18 February :: 8.20 am

A quarterback is like a boner at a whorehouse. You’re only as good as your protection.

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:: 2010 18 February :: 7.47 am

Don’t worry, our dicks won’t touch.

Ok, you answered my question.

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:: 2010 6 February :: 9.13 am

Hot guys


Funny old ladies

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:: 2010 3 February :: 9.16 pm

Hydrogen bomb. Time travel. Satan. Smoke Monster. Death by impaling. Body switching. Gunshot. Gunshot. Magic sand. Alternate universe. More Satan. Magic water. Resurrection. Satan.

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:: 2010 31 January :: 6.31 pm

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:: 2010 22 January :: 11.20 pm


Just for Jason.

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:: 2010 4 January :: 4.15 pm

You guys get all the fun.
http://loadedtheplay.com/getLoaded.html

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