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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 19 May :: 9.21pm

people, stop dissin my music!

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mbenznut

:: 2009 18 May :: 11.19pm

Citicard can suck my cock.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 18 May :: 8.21pm
:: Music: Ingrid Michaelson- The Way I Am

If you were falling, then I would catch you.
You need a light, I'd find a match.

Cause I love the way you say good morning.
And you take me the way I am.

If you are chilly, here take my sweater.
Your head is aching, I'll make it better.

Cause I love the way you call me baby.
And you take me the way I am.

I'd buy you Rogaine if you start losing all your hair.
Sew on patches to all you tear.

Cause I love you more than I could ever promise.
And you take me the way I am.
You take me the way I am.
You take me the way I am.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 17 May :: 5.26pm
:: Music: Eric Hutchinson- Ok, It's Alright With Me

I'm sick of just starting plans/ I wanna spend the rest of my life...

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 11 May :: 9.28pm

omfg.

eta* retracted.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 11 May :: 8.31am

So, someone just woke me up by knocking on my door. It was a little old lady, she was asking where she is supposed to go for jury duty. Grr.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 10 May :: 10.55pm

It must have been an engineer that designed the human body. Who else would put a waste processing plant next to a recreation area?

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mbenznut

:: 2009 10 May :: 8.54pm


Which Twilight Guy Should You End Up With?
Your Perfect Match is Edward Cullen! You like to have someone to protect, and will go off when anything upsets you. He's Safe, Sensitive, and compassionate.
Fun quizzes, surveys & blog quizzes by Quibblo

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mbenznut

:: 2009 9 May :: 5.14pm



Daniel Craig
Prince Harry

Hot as fucking hell.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 9 May :: 3.28pm
:: Music: Death Cab for Cutie- Cath...

Soon everybody will ask what became of you...
pretty boring day today. Paul is at football camp, so I am making homemade bagels and doing laundry... just call me Martha. Except I just burnt my hand and it's starting to blister...

obligatory kitty picture.
silas

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mbenznut

:: 2009 8 May :: 10.32am

One afternoon, I thought I saw Pat Sajak riding sidesaddle on a dolphin.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 5 May :: 7.44pm

HIMYM
"Here's the thing, Barney: I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped in a comforter, and its raining outsode, and there's muffins warming in the oven... I'm cuddly, bitch! Deal with it!"


"Oh, Fran. Oh Franny Franny Fran. We are gonna have some fun."


"This circle... represents people who are breaking my heart. And this circle, represents people who are shaking my confidence daily. And where they overlap...Cecilia."


"This is a pie chart, describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph, describing my favorite pies!"


"What the hell happened to my charts?"
"We threw them away."
"WHAT?!?"
"That's how an intervention works, Marshall... You wouldn't stop using, so we flushed your stash."
"C'mon, Ted... I need my charts, man! Just for a day... and then I promise I'll never ever use charts again! I'm under a lot of pressure here, I NEED MY CHARTS, JACK!"
"God, you're doing charts at work??"

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mbenznut

:: 2009 4 May :: 11.20pm

Fucking Sprint.

At least we got a $90 credit. Don't ask how it got taken that far.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 3 May :: 9.00pm

20 jet planes
12 spinning midgets
Eureka!

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mbenznut

:: 2009 1 May :: 1.56pm

the Society for the Preservation of American Morals
I love how acronyms work out.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 30 April :: 9.30pm
:: Music: Kings of Leon- Use Somebody

off in the night/ while you live it up/ i'm off to sleep...
i've been roaming around
always looking down at all i see
painted faces fill the places i can't reach

you know that i could use somebody
you know that i could use somebody
someone like you

and all you know
and how you speak
countless lovers undercover of the street

you know that i could use somebody
you know that i could use somebody
someone like you

off in the night,
while you live it up, i'm off to sleep
waging war to shake the poet and the beat

i hope it's gonna make you notice
i hope it's gonna make you notice
someone like me
someone like me
someone like me

go and let it out
someone like you
somebody
someone like you
somebody
someone like you
somebody

i've been roaming around
always looking down at all i see

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mbenznut

:: 2009 30 April :: 8.48am

Somewhere beyond the curtain of smoke, someone was skinning a cat, gutting a sheep, and murdering Helen Keller.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 27 April :: 10.13pm

So, Bea Arthur is dead. That news is a few days old now, but I'm just getting around to reading the news. She looks a lot like my grandma.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 27 April :: 7.57pm
:: Music: Matt Giraud- You Found Me ;)

Where were you, when everything was falling apart?/ All my days were spent by the telephone that never rang/ And all I needed was a call that never came...
i am sick and a little bit sad
really hope i'm not coming down with swine flu.

i might have a television hangover tomorrow.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 27 April :: 12.47am

Just watched See No Evil. Very creepy. Some predictable parts, but decent.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 26 April :: 11.52pm

Best website ever!

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 24 April :: 10.14pm
:: Music: Erin McCarly- Love, Save the Empty

Little girls don't know how to be sweet girls/ Mama didn't teach me/ Little boys don't know how to treat little girls/ Daddy didn't show me...
lots of weekend plans... now through mid summer.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 22 April :: 10.47pm

After two videos, I figure a text entry is in order.

In car news… I got an oil change yesterday. I called in advance to make sure I wouldn’t have to wait, they said that they were really dead. So 90 minutes later, I’m told that my head gaskets are leaking (been replaced three times thus far) and that my transmission cooler is leaking fluid as well. I’m very happy as you can probably tell.

In doggie news… I spent the day at my parent’s house yesterday and it went pretty well. Today I stopped by for a bit and Callie had a seizure. It is much scarier to witness first hand. We’re going to the vet tomorrow to see what’s going on. I know she’s really old and will more than likely need to be put down soon, but it is still a very depressing thing to think about.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 22 April :: 10.37pm

Saw this again and just had to.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 22 April :: 10.29pm

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brutisimo

:: 2009 22 April :: 4.41pm
:: Music: abba

a lovely visit to the city
Well, I think it may be a lost cause to try to come before august...although it all depends on what I plan to do this summer. I could be the camp health officer again and make moolah so that i can have money for when I come visit in...August...or sept...OR I could keep working at kohls where my hours are super flexible, but I make jack in regards to cash...it is a conundrum, but one I have to decide by the 1st of may...i will keep you posted.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 20 April :: 9.46pm

Callie had a seizure today :-(

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mbenznut

:: 2009 19 April :: 9.45pm


Makes me think of Remy.

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mbenznut

:: 2009 19 April :: 6.33pm

I never realized it was called The Bullwinkle Show. I always thought it was Rocky and Bullwinkle.

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brutisimo

:: 2009 16 April :: 3.17pm

ok, so i am trying to figure out a time to come then, cuz i was gonna try that week it would be bad for you guys...um, i might be able to swing getting the weekend of May 9th off...is that too soon?

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