brutisimo
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2006 13 November :: 5.16pm
I'm Not Dead
so my computer is dead, but i am making due.
i love the Office.
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coot1120
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2006 13 November :: 3.22pm
I wish it was Wednesday at 11:30 am. So bad.
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mbenznut
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2006 10 November :: 11.44pm
I used to be a master of the anti-gay crusade
Until a butch disaster blew my pastor masquerade
But if it's true I'm pounding more than pulpits, don't blame me
It's 'cause I caught my hooker-tweaker-stud's infirmity
It's
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
Worse than plague and bird flu crossed with osteoporosis
We were playing doctor and he gave this diagnosis:
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye
Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye
I found the perfect therapist - the kind that gives massage
I like to drive my Escort and I park in his garage
I swear he only serves me crank when all his coke is gone
And then he helps me straighten out my Peter, James, and John
Blame
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
That's my greatest guilty pleasure next to Guns N' Roses
Good thing there's no ban on it in all the books of Moses
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye
Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye
It seems all pious public figures bugger on the sly
But Jesus loved republicans and sinners; so must I
Say "Holy moley, Mister Foley! That boy's underage!"
But I believe the congressman has turned another page
Oh!
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
Next time, better cut me off at handshakes and Mimosas
No more meth or men for me (at least in overdoses)!
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis!
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jedibumblebee
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2006 8 November :: 5.56pm
MySpace is really scary. I think that I will be staying away from it.
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TaoMan1121
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2006 8 November :: 3.34pm
:: Music: RHCP - Give It Away
The morning after...
I feel... optimistic.
:-)
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mbenznut
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2006 7 November :: 11.09pm
That fucking Pentecostal bitch!
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taoman1121
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2006 7 November :: 5.24pm
Mmm... thought provoking.
Birthday Thursday.
Borat this weekend.
Drinking and presents interspersed.
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mbenznut
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2006 6 November :: 8.16pm
:: Music: Scissor Sisters
This is going to be an obscenely long post, so deal with it.
Just when you think the post office couldn’t possibly mutilate a package worse than last time, they prove you wrong.
Best birthday card yet! And congratulations remembering who the actor was and actually finding a picture of him with clothes on. Great find on that book too, I need to start a video rental account.
Grandma’s wake was tonight. It’s kind of amazing the number of people I met tonight. Not really surprising that I didn’t know everyone, but what was surprising was the number of people that I didn’t know that are family. The wake was supposed to start at four for family and then at five for the general public. Almost none of the family showed up until well after five. I got to meet my aunt Paulette, ug. Aunt Mary dressed grandma in the dress that she got her to wear to her wedding. Kind of bothered me because it really wasn’t grandma. It’s a satiny silver dress like thing that reminds me of a space suit. The grandma that I remember was always in a denim skirt to her ankles and a plaid shirt. The mortician put funny makeup on her too. I’d never seen her with any so it was odd to begin with, but they gave her a metallic pink gloss lipstick… I never realized that her wedding ring was a plain gold band, no stones/diamonds whatsoever.
My family is fucking nuts. I can’t believe how much cat fighting was going on at a stupid wake. And do you really need to be told to dress nicely? I mean a jumpsuit is not a good thing anytime, but for a wake? How about blue jeans and cowboy boots? T-shirts? I felt completely overdressed in leather shoes with nice blue jeans and a button down shirt. And would it kill people to do your hair?
So much to write and so much I don’t want to think about. Maybe I’ll expand on this tomorrow…
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Ione Elizabeth Burgess, 76, of Fall Creek returned to the Lord on Nov. 1, 2006, at Dove Healthcare Nursing & Rehabilitation with her family by her side.
She was born in Cleghorn, Wis., on Aug. 27, 1930, one of 12 children born to Albert and Louise (Tumm) Henning. Ione married Paul Phillip Burgess, Sr., on Sept. 14, 1946, at the First Baptist Church parsonage in Eau Claire. Ione and Paul started their family in Eau Claire before moving to Cleghorn, the site of their first dairy farm. Ione and Paul later moved to “the farm” in Fall Creek, where they raised 11 children. Ione and Paul were married more than 58 years at the time of his death.
Beloved wife and mother, sister and grandmother, Ione was never too busy to cook a meal, provide care or serve the Lord. Family meals were an occasion for Ione to bake pies, to serve her homemade pickles and to share the lives of her loved ones. All who knew Ione will remember her kindness, strength, generosity and faith.
Ione will be remembered with love by her children, Steven (Brenda) Burgess of Eau Claire, Paula Burgess of Ogden, Utah, Mark (Judi) Burgess of Boerne, Texas, Elizabeth (Dan) Hayden of Rock Falls, Peter (Nancy) Burgess of Elk Mound, Andy (Diane) Burgess of Fall Creek, Nathan (Brenda) Burgess of Brackett, Benjamin Burgess of Fall Creek, Joanna Madison of Eau Claire and Mary Beth (Chris) Huson of Eau Claire; 21 grandchildren; 24 great-grandchildren; her siblings, Doris (George) Frase of Fall Creek, Marlys Zimmerman of Eau Claire, Della (Ron) Kunz of Stromberg, Neb., Donald Henning of Eau Claire, Albert Henning, Jr., of Minneapolis, Minn., James (Ruth) Henning of Ponca City, Okla., Arliss (Ray) Goff of St. Paul, Minn., and Diane (Joe) Hall of Annandale, Minn.; her daughter-in-law, Lori Bates of Fall Creek; and many nieces, nephews and cousins.
She was preceded in death by her husband, Paul; their son, Paul Burgess II; her parents; infant sister, Elizabeth Henning; brother, Alfred (Bud) Henning; brother, Lester Henning; infant great-granddaughter, Michaela Barby; and nephew, Dale Zimmerman.
Funeral services will be at 10:30 a.m. Tuesday, Nov. 7, 2006, at Pentecostal Assembly Church in Eau Claire. Pastor Paul Bennett will officiate. Burial will be in the Rest Haven Cemetery in the town of Washington.
Family and friends may call at the Pentecostal Assembly Church in Eau Claire on Monday, Nov. 6, 2006, from 5 to 8 p.m. and again on Tuesday morning from 9:30 a.m. until the time of services. Ione supported numerous charities throughout her life. In lieu of flowers, memorials may be sent to the family or given in her name to Tupelo Children’s Mansion Ministries, P.O. Box 167, Tupelo, MS 38802.
Friends and family are invited to sign the guest book online at www.fullerspeckien.com.
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mbenznut
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2006 5 November :: 10.52pm
You be Christina and I’ll be Izzy.
Uteruses, uteri?
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mbenznut
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2006 4 November :: 10.37pm
So, uncle Herb shot a deer up the ass. When asked why he shot there, he said, “It was looking right at me.” Maybe it’s just me, but shouldn’t you check and make sure the deer isn’t looking over its back at you? They couldn’t even find an entry wound; he had to have shot it directly up the ass. Somehow this is extremely amusing to me.
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mbenznut
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2006 4 November :: 9.58pm
:: Music: Justin Timberlake: Like I Love You
So, I went funeral shopping today. Got some new shoes, shirt, undershirt, tie, belt, and just to throw it all off, a pillow. Somehow that wasted $250. Never again will I visit a mall on a Saturday afternoon, well until I forget again.
The wake is going to be Monday and the funeral Tuesday. I wonder how it will be having the whole family crammed in a room together? Last time this happened there were derogatory conversations about faggots.
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jedibumblebee
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2006 4 November :: 2.50pm
Our new house.
The house.

The backyard.

My awesome kitchen.

More coming soon.
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mbenznut
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2006 3 November :: 7.00pm
The male koala's penis is a fork. The female has two vaginas which share a common opening.
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mbenznut
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2006 3 November :: 4.31pm
He’s got a big fat stick and he works like a jackhammer. Those never last.
A church full of naked men…
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mbenznut
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2006 1 November :: 8.51pm
Grandma's dead.
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brutisimo
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2006 31 October :: 10.00pm
Alrighty-
I have been in a funk lately... I mean all semester. I am fine, happy even, i just really have no motivation to leave my apt. I like my apt. I like being boring and watching movies and writing.
so i will not graduate in the spring. I will be 3 credits short. This was very disappointing at first but then i saw something. I got a sign. I want to go to Prague for the summer writing program in July. The theme is love as a cultural construction. Love. I am meant to go to this i think. It will be the last 3 credits of my western education. how fitting.
My mom might come this weekend. that would be good.
house was good tonight. I was very sad for those kids though. They both looked really familiar, and i looked them up...ricky ullman and jurnee smolett...child actors...LOVE IT. I DO NOT love that cop though...douche
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mbenznut
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2006 30 October :: 9.30pm
I love pounding beavers!
Oh, I sure gave that hairy ass a licking!
Ha! This is one dude that knows how to avoid pussy!
I’ll wrap my hands around this cock and squeeze it until it explodes way too early and then rolls over and falls asleep! Leaving me unsatisfied and alone.
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brutisimo
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2006 30 October :: 3.08pm
Alicia’s Wishlist 2006
Stores:
Kohl’s
Meijer
Best Buy
Restaurants:
Starbucks
DVDs:
Grey’s Anatomy-Season 2
Gilmore Girls- any season
*Firefly-The Complete Series
Walk the Line
Dogma
*Serenity
Connie and Carla
CDs:
Michael Buble- Michael Buble
The Fray- How to Save a Life
*Jenny Lewis- Rabbit Fur Coat
Fiona Apple- Extraordinary Machine
Books:
J.K. Rowling- Harry Potter 1-4
Michael Burkard- Ruby for Grief
Russell Edson- The Clam Theater
Jean Valentine- The Door in the Mountain
Dean Young- Beloved Infidel
Other:
*2007 One Tree Hill Calendar
Atomic Clock w/ Outdoor Temp. Sensor
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TaoMan1121
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2006 29 October :: 9.38pm
:: Music: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Where Do We Go Now But Nowhere?

Based on my Top 10 Last.Fm chart seen above, I shall endeavor to answer the following questions.
How many times have you seen #4 live?
[Snow Patrol]
Once. It took three rescheduled dates to do it, but Michelle and I finally saw them at Roseland Ballroom here in NYC last month.
What is your favourite song by #7?
[The Beatles]
God, do I have enough choices? If I have to choose just one... Let It Be, I guess.
What is a good memory you have considering the music of #10?
[Johnathan Rice]
Discovering him a couple years back opening for Dido.
Is there a song of #3 that makes you sad?
[Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds]
It doesn't necessarily make me sad, but '(Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?' strikes an emotional chord with me.
What is your favourite lyric that #2 has sung?
[Eels]
"Life is hard
And so am I
You'd better give me something
So I don't die"
- 'Novacaine for the Soul' (from 'Beautiful Freak')
What is your favourite song by #9?
[Badly Drawn Boy]
A Minor Incident (from 'About A Boy')
How did you get into #6?
[Modest Mouse]
Stef
What was the first song you heard by #1?
[David Gray]
Babylon (natch) @ Rich Mondoux's (courtesy of Christa)
What is your favourite song by #4?
[Snow Patrol]
Chocolate
(Neener.)
How many times have you seen #9 live?
[Badly Drawn Boy]
None. He was just in town, but unfortunately every other popular music act I enjoy has decided to come during the same two month period, so I've had to pick and choose.
What is a good memory you have concerning #2?
[Eels]
Either of the times I've seen them live (Blind Pig in Ann Arbor or this summer's free outdoor show at the World Financial Center)
What is your favourite album of #5?
[Pink Floyd]
The Wall (favorite album of all-time actually... Dating Game here Michelle comes)
What is your favourite lyric that #3 has sung?
[Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds]
"It ain't that in their hearts they're bad
They'd stick by you if they could
But that's just bullshit
People just ain't no good"
- 'People Ain't No Good' (from 'The Boatman's Call')
What is your favourite song of #1?
[David Gray]
Freedom (from 'A New Day at Midnight')
What is your favourite song of #10?
[Johnathan Rice]
My Mother's Son
How many times have you seen #8 live?
[Foo Fighters]
Twice (Van Andel w/ RHCP & DeltaPlex). Look forward to making it three someday.
What is your favourite album of #7?
[The Beatles]
Can I pick a compilation? 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' I guess.
What was the first song you heard by #8?
[Foo Fighters]
I started listening to FF when I was a wee fetus. Probably something from 'The Colour & The Shape' though... 'My Hero,' perhaps?
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brutisimo
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2006 27 October :: 12.23am
fucking like 3 guys and bleeding out babies and cutting and crying and ahhhhhhhhhhh all over our apt
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mbenznut
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2006 24 October :: 10.36am
Bukkake ruined my carpet.
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mbenznut
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2006 21 October :: 11.08pm
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mbenznut
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2006 19 October :: 11.07pm
buried penis?
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mbenznut
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2006 19 October :: 10.31pm
Shawn dropped his phone in the toilet. It makes funny noises now.
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coot1120
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2006 19 October :: 8.45pm
I'm coming to New York :D
T minus 14 hours
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mbenznut
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2006 18 October :: 2.25pm
A little boy walks into a public restroom where a cowboy is taking a piss.
He says to the cowboy: "Sir, are you a real cowboy?"
Yeah,", the guy replied, " Would you like to wear my hat?"
"Yes, please!", says the boy. So he puts on the cowboys hat.
A sailor walks in. The boy says, "Sir are you a real sailor?"
"Yeah, ", says the sailor " would you like to suck my dick?"
The boy thinks about it for a minute and replies
"No, I'm not a real cowboy, I'm just wearing his hat."
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mbenznut
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2006 15 October :: 11.11pm
:: Music: Nocturnal State
No feeding the animals! Well replace animals with grandma…
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mbenznut
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2006 15 October :: 8.42pm
The new Ben Kweller video is annoying.
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TaoMan1121
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2006 14 October :: 7.19pm
:: Music: A's vs. Tigers
Amusing Links
Album Art Apocalypse
Bo Knows (TSB)
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