Useless Ramblings

:: 2006 11 October :: 11.52pm
:: Mood: drunk-ish
:: Music: Evanescence - Snow White Queen

mbenznut (11:47:02 PM): I'm sober!

TaoMan1121 (11:47:13 PM): I'M NOT!!!

:: 2006 11 October :: 4.08pm
:: Mood: trying
:: Music: Mark Snow-a-thon

Random Thoughts
- Lost has ~~lost~~ misplaced 5 million viewers so far from last season. You know, I'm glad. I hate when things I love are too popular or mainstream. But to have everybody else's interests wane while mine continue to grow... that's ass-backwards for once.
- I need to keep trucking.
- Things need to change (with me), but I have such a hard time identify what and how much.
- I'm getting close to 1,500 on my movie list. That brings me more excitement than it probably should.
- I don't even like the sport, and my two favorite teams are playing the best postseason baseball of their lives (Tigers & Mets).

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:: 2006 10 October :: 10.20pm

Ok, so yes I am drunk off my ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMN2XI2iBt4

:: 2006 10 October :: 9.25pm

Words of wisdom from my aunt: �you should wear your glasses when manscaping.�

Read My Result
Take the Test

:: 2006 9 October :: 11.39pm

:: 2006 9 October :: 11.31pm
:: Music: 311: Beautiful Disaster

Robot
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Rationality

You scored higher than 99% on Extroversion

You scored higher than 99% on Brutality

You scored higher than 99% on Arrogance
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

:: 2006 9 October :: 9.20am

Sorry, you look hot in that shirt.

Well, you have really strong legs.

Oh, it was the wall. Leverage is everything.

:: 2006 6 October :: 9.37pm

What is that thing on your hand?

It's a condom dispenser.

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It's a boobie trap.

:: 2006 6 October :: 8.09pm
:: Music: Box Car Racer: I Feel So

Dating sounds like a great idea. It comes with snacks.

jedibumblebee

:: 2006 6 October :: 6.29pm

Finally here!
http://www.burtonwedding.weddingherald.com

:: 2006 4 October :: 11.09pm

Fergie: London Bridge
I got carded at a bar. I had no ID on me. I still got served. I love Wisconsin.

:: 2006 4 October :: 7.26pm
:: Mood: amused
:: Music: Scissor Sisters - Ambition

This is what happens when we run out of 'Lost' episodes to watch...

Read more..

The Simpsons Personality Test

coot1120

:: 2006 4 October :: 6.25pm

You Are Bart Simpson

Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."

Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.

You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet

Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"

The Simpsons Personality Test

:: 2006 4 October :: 3.47pm

You Are Barney

You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."

coot1120

:: 2006 3 October :: 7.06pm
:: Mood: bored
:: Music: Chasing cars-snow patrol

"I'm starvin... let's get some fuckin french toast!"

WE ARE SO GETTING FUCKING FRENCH TOAST IN FUCKING NEW YORK!!!

:: 2006 2 October :: 8.10pm

Six months has been revised to 10 days�

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:: 2006 30 September :: 2.54am

I was the DD tongiht for the locust St. brigade, or what is left of us...anyway, we went bar hopping and it was fun. we went to 4 different bars and then at the last one i saw a cool girl from one of my classes, so i went over to talk to her and we clicked. I think i made a new friend. I have been feeling like a failure in that dept lately, so that was a really good thing.

Rya didnt come today like he was supposed to. i gave him an out though, i said i didnt feel well, which was true i guess, but i still wanted him to come. he is coming tomarrow instead. he had all these excuses, but the gist of it was that there were a whole lot of things hat were a whole lot more important than me.

tomarrow is the 3 libras party.iwas supposed to be the 3rd libra, but i wont be able o drink much tomarrow because of the extreme morning i will be greeting on sunday. It is just a really good thing i went wth them tonight, I have been reglecting camp locust lately.

I should sleep now, i dont know when Ryan is coming tomarrow, and he could try to be here early. I dont do early though...

:: 2006 29 September :: 10.13am

Last weekend was abot family, this week was about One Tree Hill, and this weekend will be about friends. I like that. OK, so yesterday Kate came over and we talked for over an hour. It was weird because even after everything that has happened over the past year or two, i can still see the person i was great frends with. So anyway, i got my key back, but not my other stuff. the only thing i really wanted was my remote anyway...damn the man.

I was in the UCC yesterday and had immense writers block for my poemthis week. I was gonna do it early, but then i realized i always write about the weekend before, so i guess i have to wait until after the weekend to write it.

I am really excited that Ryan and Jen are coming this weekend, but i wish they would freakin call me back.

:: 2006 27 September :: 10.24pm

I share my birthday with Google, although I am 16 years older.

Birthday presents:

iPod video black 30 gb
MB club renewal
Porsche book
Rent (dvd)
$25

:: 2006 26 September :: 9.50pm

They think it�s liver cancer. It might have started in the pancreas. She should have six months to live. Think? Might? Should? Maybe it�s just me, but if I wanted a guess why not visit the bum on the corner? I�m sure the largest hospital in the state is capable for testing for cancer, how dumb are these people? Are biopsies fantasy things on TV shows? What if it�s something else that�s easily treated?

Oh well, she�s old and it is to be expected. It�s just frustrating to have doctors that put so little effort into their job. After all those years of schooling you�d think that they�d have some confidence or intelligence.

:: 2006 26 September :: 12.44am

last night was amazing thanks to my my good friend ricci, a piano man that appeases drunk people and a heavy dose of random encounters. I had a very happy birthday.

unrequited:
1. not returned or reciprocated: unrequited love.
2. not avenged or retaliated: an unrequited wrong.
3. not repaid or satisfied.

i dont like that at all.

coot1120

:: 2006 25 September :: 6.20pm

I just went costume shopping....it's going to be a really fun Halloween and we are ALL going slutty!

NY really soon :)

:: 2006 24 September :: 10.53am

Its My BIRTHDAY!!!! YAY!

i dont feel well, but my fam is here and we are chilaxin.

Bars tonight people!

:: 2006 23 September :: 9.10pm

Just who is the intended audience for Billy Elliot?

:: 2006 22 September :: 1.28pm
:: Music: Garbage - It's All Over But The Crying

Recent Happenings
Joe sent this to me earlier this week. This uproariously funny Craigslist entry more than makes up for the dozens of weird/random/pointless links he'll sent me on a daily basis. ;-)
Free to a Good Home

Michelle, Steve, and I went to one of my favorite films this year last weekend. The Museum of the Moving Image hosted a couple screenings of "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints." Set and shot in Astoria, Queens, it's loosely based on first-time writer/director Dito Montiel's memoir of growing up in the city. Normally I'd have a tough time getting into a gritty story like this one was, but this film had a lot of heart, and by halfway through you are completely sucked into the story, somehow actually identifying with the characters as a nice change of pace. Mr. Montiel and actor Chazz Palmentari were on hand after the screening(s) for questions. It was a lot of fun.

Also a riot of a time was Wednesday's taping of "Late Show with David Letterman" that Michelle scored tickets to. After being cattle-herded around the theater, inside and out, for a combination of an hour and 45 minutes over the course of the day, we got our seats (which were surprisingly good). I wondered whether it was because we were seeing it live, but I thought to myself at the time, "This show is never this funny." Sure enough, seeing it aired later that night, it wasn't quite the same, but the nonetheless I found that evening's materials (if not the guests) to be very solid. Nothing like getting tater tots shot at you through a pneumatic gun. If you taped the show, look for Michelle and I when they show upcoming guests towards the end of the hour. We are 6-7 rows back, center stage, wearing light blue and teal. Feel free to use the obnoxious goateed guy who sat next to me who's flailing his arms as a reference point.

TaoMan1121 (10:50:08 PM): durp
Franz1939 (10:50:24 PM): durp yourself whore

:: 2006 20 September :: 11.24pm

my senses were asailed tonight. I saw little miss sunshine which was simultaneously horrifying and amazing. Then i went to see a poet read her work, and not only was it inspiring and stirring, but she teaches at UNC wilmington, which brought that dream back to the front of my mind, Then when i got home the greys season finale was on replay and it was better than i remembered, especially when they played snow patrol at the end. There is just something about the right music with the right words and images...wow. i have to write some poetry now.

:: 2006 20 September :: 12.18pm

and to continue my updating spree...
i went to 4 classes yesterday, worked until 3am, then got up to go to breakfast with krystal this morning... YOU BETTER APPRECIATE GIRL!!!

the roach man came todaay and dont have any...YAY...the best part about his visit though is that it forced me to clean my apartment...so good job roach man.

I am going to see Little Miss Sunshine with Ricci tonight Michelle! not the same as seeing David Letterman, but I'll take what can get.

i think i want another tattoo...it would make my college experience complete:
I got the flower when i was applying to college (representing myself during that stage of my life...)
I got my labret pierced as a sign of rebellion to my former self, my town and my family...that was freshman year
I got the Libra symbol as a bonding exercize with my roomates (whom i am am not really bonded with anymore...except my miche;;e) as well as a reminder to keep the balance in my life
I got the music note in a mixed up time in my junior year which turned into a huge irony because it says flawed, the year was flawed and the tattoo is flawed. i love i anyway.
this year i need something to complete my college transformation. Perhaps a shooting star...

I have been updating lately a lot. i think it is an avoidance of homework mostly. I have been writing a lot though. I like writing.

:: 2006 20 September :: 3.10am

you rock, rock!