Useless Ramblings

:: 2006 18 September :: 6.09pm

You�ve been in this country a year. Modify your nouns, damn it!

:: 2006 18 September :: 2.04pm

I just bought my plane ticket...

correction:

My grandparents just bought me my plane ticket

to San Antonio dec 14-24

it is my birthday present.

happy birthday to me!

:: 2006 18 September :: 10.19am
:: Music: Danity Kane

i am going to chicago the 14th and 15th of oct. to see my sister in law, then I am going to Texas for 10 days in December. *excited*

It is weird that i havent seen my brother and co in 2 years...how does that happen...2 years...anyway, my prof is letting me turn in my final early and my manager is going to let me off for the entire end of december...ROCK.

in other news: my fam is coming to spend the night (in my tiny apt) on the 23rd...this sat night...to celebrate my b-day. Oddly enough, i am really excited, i dont mind not going out that night (not like i go out a lot anyway...hell i dont know what i am missing...) and i am just happy i will get to see them.

I have errands to run, homework to do and books to read, so i will talk to you all soon...

Goodbye

coot1120

:: 2006 18 September :: 6.57am

I'm just getting out of work right now. Hmm, I got a really random voice mail from my cousin and it has got me wired....maybe I should eat some food or maybe I should buy my plane ticket.........

I heart all of you!!!!!!

:: 2006 15 September :: 11.23pm

It has been really weird being back.

I havent talked to or hung out with mel in weeks.

Ryan called tonight cuz he was drunk and loves me.

I need to buck up and go out and make some scenes, cuz time is just passin me by.

I like my life though.

:: 2006 15 September :: 12.05am

Anyone ever been caught doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the Simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

:: 2006 15 September :: 12.00am

Yippee I get to skip class to testify in court. :-(

:: 2006 12 September :: 6.10pm

I've got to find a way to simplify my life. I've got too much swimming around inside my head. Trying to accomplish too much. I should just make a list, pick my top 10, and let the rest go. I have absolutely no idea how to do that.

Lately my stubborness has been paralyzing.

:: 2006 10 September :: 11.27am

So I got thrown for a loop this morning. I had a friend request on MySpace, so i went there to see who the hell it was and (although I didnt know the person who had requested my friendship) my step-sister had sent me a message. I havent talked to her in 2 years. she is bisexual now and just started college. i am a terrible person.

:: 2006 8 September :: 9.41pm

I'm pre-orgasmic!

:: 2006 6 September :: 1.56pm

sean was online today. WHat is it about that kid? I miss him. I am so glad i got to talk to him.

:: 2006 5 September :: 8.57pm

PS

what is your address in NY, i have a present to send you.

:: 2006 5 September :: 8.41pm

Michelle and Jason- I am SOOOOO happy for you guys. The place looks and sounds great, sure i miss my michelle like CRAZY, but knowing you are so much happier is very consoling.

I am doing very well...i mean I don't really go out much, and i am sort of boring, but i am happy. I like just being in my apartment and making it cute, and watching movies and such. I have stopped smoking and am not drinking as much. I am just trying to get it together, i want to reach my potential, i am tired of feeling like i could do better, but not actually tryong to improve.

Today was my first day of class. I like my classes, they are goiong to be hard though. I will have to really buckle down and write a TON of papers. I am retaking history and computers, then i am also taking a poetry writing, a poetry reading, and an ethnography (anthropology) class. it i going to be crazy.

It poured on my way home tonight too, I walked from miller to the valleys and was soaked by the time I got here, but it was nothing a cup of tea and a fuzzy blanket couldnt fix.

I am sorry i bailed twice this weekend ricci, i just am not all about going out lately. On Friday for David's party, i was DD. It was fun and all,but i just am saving all my partying for my birthday at the end of the month. i want to go to monaco on my b-day (sept 24-its a sunday).

I am going to go take a shower and write a bit.

Love you all.

coot1120

:: 2006 5 September :: 8.47pm
:: Mood: anticipating
:: Music: Steve Miller Band

NIP/TUCK IN 1 HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

coot1120

:: 2006 4 September :: 11.27pm

Since Rock and Michelle live together, does that mean they won't post anymore? I have always enjoyed them ;)

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:: 2006 4 September :: 12.12am

So the wedding was excellent. Justin picked a wonderful woman. There was a slideshow of the bride and groom. There were some pictures of the groom with his half-sister�s half brother. Such an excellent coupling.

The best man�s speech was excellent. He mistakenly made references to the relationship between him and the groom. It helps that he�s hot.

Ashley is my new faghag.

I got drunk on my dad�s tab.

Pat is amazing�

Shaun of the Dead is an amusing film to watch with family.

Drinking and talking about cute men in the proximity of your family is weird.

:: 2006 3 September :: 2.36am

So i watched 3 really alicia movies and it made me very happy. I suggest anyone see Step Up, Take the Lead, and She's the Man. i also found another actor that is razor fine. Channing Tatum is my new favorite.

Goodnight moon.

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:: 2006 1 September :: 11.54pm

49. The taboo associated with the anus in our culture baffles me. Any man that hasn't taken one in the ass is a lesser man in my opinion. All mental barricades aside, providing penetration is far less intense than experiencing the penetration yourself. Be a man - get buggered! It doesn't have to be a cock - let your wife or girlfriend take the reigns. You're a fool to ignore such an intense erogenous zone.

:: 2006 1 September :: 11.51pm

Banana split, hold the banana.

jedibumblebee

:: 2006 1 September :: 10.06am

Does anyone have pics of my wedding?

My pro pics are not back yet and I am going crazy.

:: 2006 31 August :: 1.06am
:: Music: Christina Aguilera: Ain't No Other Man

I killed another laptop :-(

:: 2006 30 August :: 12.08pm

I have not written on here in a long time. I guess it is because i am happy and busy. I love my apartment. I am happy at kohls and school is about to start and it WILL be my last year. i have made someobsrvationsabout myself and my friends and i realized i am tired of putting so much time and energy into people who put notime or energy inot me. i am content with the friends i have who are real and true. Almost all of them are faraway right now, but they are in my heart and thoughts and that is more comforting than having a million people here that mean nothing and know nothing about the real me. the gist of this diatribe is: near or far; i love you guys.

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:: 2006 28 August :: 2.11pm

I'm not sure why Netflix articles grab me as much as they do, but...
Tear, Slap, Clack

:: 2006 27 August :: 2.09am

When she was a girl, she stuck a pin in a fat lady's butt to see if it would pop.

:: 2006 25 August :: 12.44am

I now have a working computer, and DVR. Yipee!

:: 2006 24 August :: 1.21pm

"I'm all for trimming the hedges so that they're presentable to company, but penile topiary is just freaky."

:: 2006 22 August :: 10.23am

Ok, so this is the second time I�ve been subpoenaed. Hrumph.

:: 2006 21 August :: 11.26pm
:: Mood: once again amused
:: Music: Moby - The Come Down

"Elmo is looking at a sandwich. Elmo is eating a sandwich. Elmo is crapping out the sandwich and writing his name on the wall with it."
Read more..

:: 2006 20 August :: 11.58pm
:: Mood: amused
:: Music: Monty Python's Flying Circus

Shatner Roast Quotes
�Andy Dick�s sole mission in life is to give AIDS back to the monkeys.�

(after Dick licks several roasters) �Why do I feel like Courtney Love killed Andy Dick and put his skin on.�

(to Jason Alexander) �Jack-o-Lanterns last longer in the fall than your shows.�

"I tried to Tivo T.J. Hooker, but my Tivo suggested I punch myself in the cunt.�

(George Takei to Shatner re: his hairpiece) �Your hair is like my men. Every year it gets darker and thicker.�

(Takei to Shatner) �Your acting is the only thing that makes me want to gag.�

:: 2006 19 August :: 9.35pm

How do you accuse one of your frineds of outuing you to the entire class, with your own coming out letter? When graduated high school I came out to a few of my closest friends. While I was at the reuinion, I asked someone how they found out. She told me that she had gotten the letter I had written forwarded to her, with most of the senior class. Grr. I mean, I am out and everything, but still.

My record for the week: two dead computers and two stereos.