:: 2009 3 September :: 11.52 am

Only 22 more dayyys.

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:: 2009 3 September :: 1.20 am

PICSSS
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:: 2009 2 September :: 1.06 pm

Some idiot sent this picture in because of the spelling error on some paper when this douchebag cannot even spell FAIL right. So, I failed this user.


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:: 2009 2 September :: 1.23 am

I like the song...but, I don't know about the video. It's either these kids used to get laid and now aren't, or it's the complete oppisite. Who knows.

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:: 2009 1 September :: 1.48 pm

24 more efffffing days BITCHES. Be jealous.

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:: 2009 31 August :: 2.36 am

I never had a WoW account, so, I could not tell you how I would react. But, buddy, I shoe will not do the job.

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:: 2009 30 August :: 1.57 pm

EPIC FAIL
I want some of that Absolut Kunt.


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:: 2009 26 August :: 10.26 pm

One last post...

These are just a few pictures from Courtany's boyfriend's kids' birthday party. I think I did a pretty good job. The 2 boys are his and the older one is his.

PS. Let me know what you think =]

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:: 2009 26 August :: 10.11 pm

Boredom at its finest
This is what I do when I get bored...



This is what would happen if I ever turned into a cartoon::

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:: 2009 26 August :: 12.10 pm

Let's see...for starters, I should be fucking drunk from last night still or at least have one bad fucking hang over.

Guy at Taphouse looked at my vertical I.D. for...about 2 minutes and then slapped a wrist band on my arm. What a complete fucking idiot. Well, I was excited and had to celebrate with these drinks of choice all within an hour (yes, I said within an hour of each other, like a fucking idiot):

Vodka and lemonade
Jack and coke
Long Island ice tea
2 Sex on the Beaches

This caused a lot of stopping on the way home...

I puked in the parking lot.
I puked on the freeway.
I puked in a church parking lot.
I puked on fuller.
And, finally, I puked in my own toilet.

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:: 2009 24 August :: 11.57 pm

I don't know if I should be laughing or if I should be cringing with pain myself...

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:: 2009 24 August :: 5.14 pm

You think you're gangster cuz you did time, well listen ya gangster...

that treadmill is on. FAIL.

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:: 2009 24 August :: 4.36 pm

Going to see Inglorious Basterd's.

It's going to be a date.

I am very much nervous.

It doesn't help that he is 28 and I am 20.

But, he asked me out tonight. Both knowing the age difference.

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:: 2009 23 August :: 10.25 am

Get your hands off me, you don't know who I am. I'm a power player, I'm a power player.

::I'm not giving you attitude, I just want another drink::

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:: 2009 22 August :: 10.00 pm

Efffff you fuck face. Right in the ass where you like it. Like that fucking faggot that you are. Your nasty flea infested ass can eat shit and DIE for all I care. You are nothing to me. I spit on your name in pure hatred.

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