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:: 2007 23 March :: 10.07 pm

/infection
I am currently suffering from a viral throat infection. Been going on since Tuesday and it keeps getting worse. I guess it's only going to get worse before it gets better. Kind of like the calm before a storm. Ice cream and cough drops have recently become my best friends.

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:: 2007 23 March :: 4.02 pm

The Last Samurai
We watched The Last Samurai in World History. We finished it yesterday. It is a really good movie. Kick ass fight scenes, it was amazing.

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:: 2007 22 March :: 5.47 pm

new clutch cd
Does anyone know when the Clutch cd comes out? I thought it was the 27th, but I'm not too sure.

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:: 2007 22 March :: 11.20 am

Albatross on your neck, and a hooker on the shore.

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:: 2007 21 March :: 4.03 pm

SGT. Ahmann came over today. We talked for an hour. I needed it. Maybe joining the army isn't so bad. I need a change. I really do. And I won't get it by staying here, that's for sure.

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:: 2007 20 March :: 8.02 pm

All this insanity is driving me crazy. I really don't know how much more I can take.

Also, I have sinus stuff going on. Stuff in my throat, it hurts, my nose isn't that stuffy, and I feel like shit. I still went to school even though I was told I didn't have to. I should have stayed home but Tim would've yelled at me for it. I can't stand it.

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:: 2007 19 March :: 6.00 pm
:: Music: Clutch

Pure Rock Fury
WALK WHEREVER THE WEATHER PROVIDES
BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS SOME TIME OUTSIDE
GIVE ME NO LIP AND I TELL YOU NO LIE.

HANDS DOWN THE ILLEST VENTRILOQUIST THIS SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER
THAT'S RIGHT OPERATOR SMOOTHER THAN FADERS ON AN AUTOMATED SOUND BOARD
ANDRETTI'S NEVER RACED ME BUT IF HE WANTS TO OH I'M READY COORDINATION OF THE EYE AND HAND IS NOT MY STRONG POINT BUT I MAKE DUE WITH WHAT I HAVE.

PURE ROCK FURY THE SOLUTION IS SO CLEAR
CALLING ALL HUMANS AND ABLE VOLUNTEERS.

I WALK WHEREVER THE WEATHER PROVIDES BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS SOME TIME OUTSIDE
I'VE SEEN THEM BOXES WITH PELICULAS ONE TIME STANDS OUT IN PARTICULAR
I SAW YOU DANCE IN THE ARENA ALL IN MAKEUP DRESSED UP LIKE A BALLERINA
I GOT TO WONDER WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU OR JUST WHAT YOU GOT INTO.

PURE ROCK FURY THE SOLUTION IS SO CLEAR
CALLING ALL HUMANS AND ABLE VOLUNTEERS.

HOTTER THAN ABBA IN NEVADA SUN IN A REAL SMALL CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP
NO SUPER TROOPER BECAUSE YOU POOPED YOUR PANTS AND YOU'RE SCREAMING OH PLEASE JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE
NOT ONE TO SHRINK FROM HELPING HUMANKIND BROTHER ONE OTHER THING THAT YOU MIGHT KEEP IN MIND
COORDINATION OF THE EYE AND HAND IS NOT MY STRONG POINT BUT I MAKE DUE WITH WHAT I HAVE.

PURE ROCK FURY THE SOLUTION IS SO CLEAR
CALLING ALL HUMANS AND ABLE VOLUNTEERS.



This is a list of all the Clutch cd's I own--

Pitchfork and Lost Needles
Transnational Speedway Leauge
Clutch (single)
The Elephant Riders
Jam Room
Pure Rock Fury
Blast Tyrant
Robot Hive/Exodus

I am planning on getting the new one when it comes out. If anyone has any that I don't have, I would really appreciate a copy.

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:: 2007 19 March :: 3.14 pm

art
I made some pretty sweet collages for art. One is of Clutch. I found an elephant and I put a guy on top for the Elephant Riders. I found a rabbit and deer antlers for the Day of the Jackalope. I've got this guy with a field and there just happens to be a cow in there for the line, tipping cows in fields Elysian and the guy represents the incomparable Mr. Flannery. I've got more I put on there. I thought it was very well thought out and has meaning.

The other one I like is I found two pages out of a magazine that has to do with AC/DC. One is a bell that says AC/DC and underneath that it says Hells Bells and then I found another one with a bunch of pictures of them put together. I cut each picture into even strips and alternated both of them. The word I chose to put on there was performance. This one is my favorite by far.

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:: 2007 18 March :: 3.07 pm

prom dress
Here's the prom dress I got yesterday. Of course I'll look better in it. It was only $140.00.

http://www.debshops.com/Fashion/ViewDetail.asp?page=4&CatID=117&CENID=2198

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:: 2007 18 March :: 9.30 am

My head hurts and I'm tired as fuck.

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:: 2007 17 March :: 9.47 am

Clutch
Here's my concert experience--

I saw a bunch of people I knew. That was pretty cool. The first band that played was pretty sweet. The second band sucked. I didn't like them. The guitarist in the second band was wearing this blue shirt with seals all over it and his zipper was half way down. Then the security guard in front of me was making them little spit bubbles on the end of his tounge and was trying to get them to float.

Then Clutch came out. Neil had his beard and that was hot. I don't know what it is about him, but it's something I can't resist. He's hot. Anyways, they played so many awesome songs. Electric Worry, Pure Rock Fury, A Shogun Named Marcus, Texan Book of the Dead, Red Horse Rainbow, The Mob Goes Wild. Great songs.

While Clutch was playing, there was some chick over by the bar and this guy was all over her. She started lifting up her shirt for him. No bra and she did it twice. It was really disgusting. And some chick who was sitting with my step-mom told these guys I was in the mafia and that she respected me for liking Clutch. I was like, sweet, you're drunk.

To sum it all up, best night ever.

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:: 2007 16 March :: 2.39 pm

clutch
I am tipping cows in fields Elysian with the incomparable Mr. Flannery.

Clutch tonight bitches. It's been a good day.


Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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:: 2007 15 March :: 1.29 pm

Cardiac Attack! Sha Pow!

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:: 2007 14 March :: 10.44 am

Fist full of cottenmouth, rock that podium.

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:: 2007 13 March :: 3.03 pm
:: Music: Pantera- Mouth for War

spider in my room
There is a huge ass fucking spider down stairs. It was on my jeans that I was taking care of and then I see this spider. So I threw my jeans outside my door and took off upstairs. It's still down there and no one is home to kill it.

It's ok, I just vaccuumed (sp) him up.

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