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:: 2007 9 February :: 3.41 pm

HA HA!
Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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:: 2007 9 February :: 6.43 am
:: Music: clutch

willie nelson
Blackjack booted demons
Have surrounded my home
Got dogs and 'copters
and keep ringing my phone

Well I don't know if I'm coming or going
If it's them or me
Oh, but one things for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes the killer weed

Now they're breaking my windows
Banging on my doors
Got me down and hog-tied
Rifling through my drawers
Boss demon tells me
Oh how he would like to kill me
Wait a minute tough guy
My disease does that for free

Well I don't know if I'm coming or going
If it's them or me
Oh, but one things for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes the killer weed
Well I don't know if I'm coming or going
If it's them or me
Oh, but one things for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes the greenest green
Well I don't know if I'm coming or going
If it's them or me
Oh, but one things for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes the killer weed

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:: 2007 8 February :: 8.51 pm

word
I'm going over to Rich's tomorrow before pep band. Should be fun. I haven't hung out with him since last year. We're gonna get fucked up.

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:: 2007 8 February :: 5.44 pm

anna nicole smith
dead slut?

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=2860686

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:: 2007 8 February :: 3.39 pm

pedro
Pedro. The best foreign exchange student ever. I miss him and all of his hugs, and his unusual smell, and all of his comments in physics.

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:: 2007 7 February :: 5.02 pm

fuck salt bitches
I have the body of John Wilkes Booth

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:: 2007 7 February :: 4.57 pm

haha
It's True It's pick the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I cuddled with
5 - I needed
6 - I framed
7 - I smoked with
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I slept with
10 - I raped
11 - I stabbed
12-I fucked

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - a cat
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a mexican
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a homo
07 - your mom
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 -a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - the kool-aid man
13 - a bowl of cereal
14 - a whore
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 -a condom
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - JFK
23 - my ex
24 - you
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 -Paris Hilton
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 -a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because I'm sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
Blue - because i have AMAZING boobs
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Other 2-For the assanation of JFK

YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONSHIPS. And we all know that there's nothing worse than bad relationshipsrue!!!!



I thought this funny. Mine was---

I raped a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy as hell.

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:: 2007 7 February :: 11.37 am

FUCK SALT

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:: 2007 7 February :: 5.41 am

/fuck salt
I fucked up. I really did. I thought I was over you, but I'm not.

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:: 2007 6 February :: 7.47 pm
:: Music: american idol tryouts

random photobucket pictures
I've been looking through my photobucket pictures. Here's some I thought you might enjoy. Give me some feedback. A lot are from the air fair and the cky concert.

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:: 2007 6 February :: 2.11 pm

rave?
I'm thinking, rave party. Energy drinks, umm, maybe a last dance with mary jane, strobe lights, black lights, techno rave shit. Anyone up for it?

I want to fly like an eagle, to the sea. Fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me.

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:: 2007 6 February :: 10.33 am
:: Music: mustard plug

brain on ska
Drinkin' in the pub just the other night,
this girl comes up to me and says "what would ya like?"
I said another beer another pitcher or two.
Drank a few more rounds and the night was through!

This is your brain,
this is your brain on ska!
This is your brain,
this is your brain on ska!
Dancin' on the floor just hoppin' and skankin'...
D.J. on the mic won't stop crankin'.
Give me any music that'll move my feet,
give me any music with a two-tone beat!

Pork pie hats, and Fred Perry shirts,
drinkin' cheap beer and chasin' skirts!
But what it's really all about is plain to see:
simply havin' fun and unity!

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:: 2007 6 February :: 8.01 am

/fuck you
FUCK YOOOUUUUUUUU. I'm over you. I wish I never have met you. None of this would have ever happened. Next time, don't play like you like someone. When you want to talk, you can give me a call. I'm still willing to talk, you just need to get over yourself. No offence.

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:: 2007 5 February :: 8.49 pm

No school again tomorrow. I think this might be the best week ever. Anyone want to hang out?

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:: 2007 5 February :: 6.27 pm
:: Music: mustard plug- throw a bomb

SKA
Give me any music with a two tone beat.

Gonna throw a bomb tonight.

This is your brain on SKA.

Ska is happy music bitches. Ska is not dead; it is very much a live and it makes me happy.

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