:: 2007 26 January :: 2.59 pm

bunny slippers
I have a headache. Therefore, this just makes it all the more funny and appalling to read.


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Who wants to Party?

:: 2007 26 January :: 6.53 am

That guy that came into McDonald's, wasted, called me last night. He wants to hang out. I guess it depends on how things go tonight on whether I party with him or not.

Who wants to Party?

:: 2007 25 January :: 6.54 pm

Fist full of cottenmouth, rock that podium.

I'm so fucking out of it.

Edit: I also feel like shit. I think I may go to bed now or something.

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:: 2007 25 January :: 11.26 am

I went back to my old school in Comstock Park. It reminds me of how much I miss the place. It reminds me of how old I am. It was about 7-8 years ago I was in that building. It also reminded me of how rich Comstock Park is. I forgot they had computers in the class rooms. The school is as big as our high school. I also go to talk to my 3rd grade teacher. He's still cool as ever. It was great.

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:: 2007 24 January :: 7.14 pm
:: Music: Matchbook Romance

Who wants to Party?

:: 2007 24 January :: 6.44 am

This would suck---


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I need some liquer...you really have no idea.

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:: 2007 23 January :: 5.48 pm

All I have to say is fuck you. I'm only human. I have feelings. But you obviously don't see that. You're too busy being a fucking dick. Go to hell and die in a fire. Bitch.

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:: 2007 23 January :: 2.59 pm

mcd's theme song
Snack wrap, fell on the floor.
Snack wrap, not good no more.
Snack wrap, make me one more.
Snack wrap, oh oh oh oh ohhhh.

Who wants to Party?

:: 2007 23 January :: 11.17 am

Next time I want a beer...


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:: 2007 22 January :: 6.45 am

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:: 2007 21 January :: 9.33 pm

ewww
Zak says:
i heard vaginal herpes is bad
Brittany says:
i bet it is
Brittany says:
you have it don't you
Zak says:
i think so
Brittany says:
seriously? wait, you can't have it
Brittany says:
you lied
Brittany says:
how could you
Zak says:
i have a vagina
Brittany says:
haha
Brittany says:
damn it
Brittany says:
you just crushed my dreams
Zak says:
i do that sometimes

Who wants to Party?

:: 2007 21 January :: 7.42 pm

the captain
I just partied with the captain. I love that guy. I also love mudslides and candle lit dinners.

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:: 2007 21 January :: 12.52 pm
:: Music: The Matches- Little Maggots

Who wants to Party?

:: 2007 20 January :: 5.28 pm

Making myself mudslides tonight. should be fun.

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:: 2007 20 January :: 4.05 pm

work
Work this morning was hilarious. There was this group of about 6 guys who came in and apparently had partied the whole night and never went to sleep. Well, one of them was pretty damn high. He had ordered something and then he forgot what he ordered. The whole time he kept telling me how wasted he was. We weren't very busy either, so he ended up talking to me for the longest time. He finally left the counter and he kept looking at me and doing this winky face at me. And he was pretty hot. Soo, I didn't mind. Well, he came up to the counter again when there was no one up there and he brought his friend with. Then he hits his friend in the balls. He ended up deciding that he wanted a shake. Then after he got his shake, he was asking me what my cell phone number was. I gave it to him. Everytime someone came to the counter, he'd let them go first and then he'd come to the counter and talk to me. It was hilarious. Then another one of his friends comes up to the counter and he goes, here's a tip for you, and he gives me a quarter.

I finally got my book in the mail. The Catcher in the Rye. I have been waiting forever for that book.

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