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phil-himself

:: 2011 27 May :: 8.45pm

winnin like a motherfucker

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phil-himself

:: 2011 26 May :: 8.36am

snoochie boochies

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skife

:: 2011 24 May :: 4.50pm
:: Mood: blank

Can't afford life anymore, fuck me.

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tuwang

:: 2011 18 May :: 12.49pm

I need you're opinion on this...

so I go out for a friends birthday, meet up with a bunch of people from work at our hangout pub. As the night wraps up, a girl from work (who I would kill for to get with) invites me to the after party for some more drinks and drink compliments.

Long story short, as we are all going to pass out this girl (now thoroughly intoxicated i.e. deal breaker) wakes my ass up and asks me to go outside to have a cigarette with her (I still don't smoke and I wasn't cigarette drunk either). I go with her outside of this dorm that requires a keycard for entry at the University of Maryland when she of course notices that she forgot a lighter. She head back upstairs to find it and leaves me outside with no shoes. Its raining. She doesn't come back.

So there I am, in a place infested with police patrolling for drunk college kids who just graduated, with no shoes, in the rain, with no fucking clue where I am.

lucky for me she gave me her iPhone before heading back upstairs, which I used to navigate my way out. Doesn't mean I didn't have to walk around campus in socks while it was raining looking for the parking lot I parked my car in.

So now I have a new iPhone and a pack of menthols (If I DID smoke, I would not smoke menthols).

Ok so, I went to hang out with her because I think she's cute. I didn't try and make a move or anything, but I did put myself in the situation.

On a scale of 1-10 how angry am I allowed to be?

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phil-himself

:: 2011 17 May :: 6.46pm

everyone can fuck off today

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tuwang

:: 2011 17 May :: 12.51pm

they call me menopause the way I make my heat flash

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mochababy49319

:: 2011 16 May :: 10.29am

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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phil-himself

:: 2011 13 May :: 3.25pm

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mochababy49319

:: 2011 13 May :: 12.46am

I love my waitressing job. I have met sooo many sweet people. Been hit on a few times. Whatever helps make that money right?

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phil-himself

:: 2011 11 May :: 1.03pm

The years they don't treat you like they used to.

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phil-himself

:: 2011 10 May :: 6.00pm

Throw your needless shame out the window.

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mochababy49319

:: 2011 8 May :: 6.17pm

How it really went

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tuwang

:: 2011 8 May :: 2.09am

to you... you know who you are (chris)

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tuwang

:: 2011 6 May :: 3.30pm

c'mon homie, we major!

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phil-himself

:: 2011 6 May :: 12.50pm

phil-himself aka USA #1

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