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2011 19 April :: 7.59pm
random charlie sheen, for the benefit of tom
sorry guys, i totes missed the 18th. updates coming as soon as i feel reasonably inspired.
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spud
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2011 14 April :: 1.27pm
is it the 18th yet?
nope, not yet.
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phil-himself
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2011 14 April :: 8.27am
You're So Vague - Queens of the Stone Age
"Girl I think I love you and the mess you made."
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acidtears
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2011 13 April :: 1.27am
Found this while watching "1,000 Ways To Die"
Way To Die #247: Eye-Sick-Kill
Date: November 29, 2008
Place: Cedar Springs, MI
The Christmas season at a mall in Cedar Springs, MI, had it's usual Christmas display, and since it was Christmastime, the mall had Santa Claus stationed outside to greet visitors. But this Santa was as naughty as his female helpers were "nice", but you would expect this Santa to be naughty. The rest of the year, he was just an old hippie stoner called "Paul".
As this Santa would do things that would only happen in the privacy of Santa's house in the North Pole, Santa's helper's got tired of the special attention that Santa paid them and made it a point to talk to the mall manager, who then made it a point to give Santa a present, that of getting fired.
But as Santa was walking away after being fired, he looked up and suddenly got a point, that was at the end of an icicle that suddenly dislodged itself from the roof, and went straight into Santa's eye, killing him instanly.
That's funny, usually naughty people get coal for Christmas, but this bad Santa got something "ice" this year...
Medical Dianosis:
The icicle decided to dislodge at that moment, which dropped with enough velocity to actually go through the eye and into the brain and killing Santa, due to brain trauma.
The creation of icicles is a continious cycle: The point of the icicle is formed more quickly than the base, which releases heat every time the icicle freezes. This cycle happens over and over again until the base of the icicle can't hold any more weight and breaks off and falls. The dislodging of icicles off buildings and roofs can prove hazardous and sometimes deadly to pedestrians and drivers due to the speed that a falling icicle can achieve, and icicles have actually killed people, like our unlucky Santa, during wintertime, more times than you can imagine
It's funny cos we don't have a mall, and I never heard anything about this.
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upchuck
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2011 12 April :: 7.09am
Several new posts from some old friends. It's nice to see that everyone is unsure about thier lives. Who knew we would all be dealing with such "adult" issues nigh on ten years ago.
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acidtears
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2011 5 April :: 6.36pm
:: Mood: cranky
I want my fucking phone back. Ugh, bullshit.
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phil-himself
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2011 31 March :: 10.06am
Queens of The Stone Age - The Bronze
I've been waiting
Waiting under things
That rise in the morning
I've been holding
Holding back so long
You can own it
Take it off my hands
Do me a favor
Nothin wasted
Just fingerfucked and
Busted up all at once
I'm so lost out on the highway
With no direction left to go
Everyday sit up and wonder
Where it was I started from
The more you've found
The less you've been around
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acidtears
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2011 30 March :: 12.45pm
I so love having relatives mad at me and refusing to talk to me. It's alot of fun, everyone should try it at some point.
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phil-himself
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2011 30 March :: 9.47am
How long do you stick your neck out till it gets severed off?
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m&ms487
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2011 28 March :: 8.21pm
So...update.
Graduate school is easy. I started in January. So much less crap than undergrad ever was. With that being said, it's getting to the crunch time of the semester that I haven't quite prepared for because I've been busy doing stuff such as:
1. Working at the Writing Center 15 hours/week
2. Organizing a huge fundraiser for the Theodore Roethke House in Saginaw
3. Presenting at the Eastern Central Writing Centers Association Conference
4. Presenting at the Michigan Women's Studies Association Conference
5. Founding and hosting meetings of Anarchists without Adjectives
6. Applying for Teach for America
7. Applying for a graduate assistantship position to teach English 101 next year
8. Sleeping
9. Planning
10. Blogging
Between now and April 9th, I have a presentation and a 15-20 page paper to write for one class. Between now and May 1, I have a 12 page paper, a presentation, and several smaller assignments to complete. Oh, and probably about 2,000 pages of reading. Eh.
The library is my home skillet.
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acidtears
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2011 28 March :: 2.16pm
Moving date changed. No longer Thursday the 31st. It is now Friday, the 1st. Yes April Fool's Day. How fun.
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phil-himself
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2011 28 March :: 11.54am
gettin' pushed around by the county, glad I'm done with Jury Duty.
it's fuckin' stupid
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phil-himself
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2011 27 March :: 11.05am
Always WINNING!
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acidtears
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2011 26 March :: 4.57pm
5 days and counting.
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acidtears
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2011 24 March :: 2.49pm
Moving Day countdown: 1 week. Better get more serious about packing. Even though I have already packed nine boxes, it still looks like I haven't done anything. Ughhhh too much stuff.
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