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2009 27 August :: 12.21pm
Mark Twain Had a Grisly Sense of Humor
In 1863, San Francisco newspapers reported endlessly on the cooked books and financial trickery of mining outfits, and the San Francisco news outlet Territorial Enterprise advised investors to instead put their capital consisting of plague-ridden blankets and Buffalo nickels into San Francisco utility companies. Not out of financial responsibility, or anything; the utility companies were paying several papers bribes for reporting the tips. Still, most people didn't realize what was going on, they just read story after story to the tune of "Oh my God, investing in utilities is so good, you guys."
Read more..
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m&ms487
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2009 27 August :: 11.55am
At eleven this morning I transferred the RSO (Kappa Kappa Psi) into Alex's care. I thought I had already done it, but I guess I hadn't. That means that I am no longer President in any facit. I like that. I'm still busy as hell, though.
Already had:
French
Next:
Linguistics
Shakespeare
Membership Education Committee meeting
Un film en francais
General Business meeting
So, I'll be busy 'til about midnight.
J'adore aller a l'universite mais quelquefois je deteste le programme que j'ai.
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outsyder18
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2009 25 August :: 11.47pm
Best Text Messages
(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.
(330): I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome
(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
(724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
(714): we're chasing vodka with high fives
(559): Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
(310): i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
(704): We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
(919): If you're joking I'm going to be sad
(541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
(404): What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
(303): We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
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2009 25 August :: 10.20pm
There’s no earthly way of knowing
How much Obama’s spending
There’s no knowing which industry we are owning
Or how big the deficit is growing
Is it crashing?
Is it smashing?
Is the economy a slowing?
Ahh! Very little hope is showing
Of a market that must get going
So the danger must be growing
‘Cause Wall Street is bowing
YES! The danger must be growing
Because the government keeps on spending
And they’re certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing
Because the Red Ink keeps a growing
This has gone far enough
STOP THE BOAT!
I tries posting this on FB, but it just wasn't working.
Ahhh! I want a golden ticket. Me and Obama can ride in a glass ICBM for him to tell me he's giving it all to me. "All to you Charlie. I need a child because the adults would just ruin it all."
Wow, I'm drawing some realistic parallels.
Don't mind my satire. I just don't like all my taxes for the next fifty years foing for needless debt service.
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skife
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2009 24 August :: 9.12pm
i hate "reality" tv.
these stupid love shows.
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acidtears
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2009 24 August :: 5.00pm
:: Mood: content
:: Music: "Sleepwalking" By: Analog Sway
Sleep walking through the party
Just like everybody
Your denim was your weapon
Shhh everybody listen.
Your boots a deadly venom...
Your lust was your addiction
You ask for no permission and
My body is the victim
Your eyes met mine across the room then
Boom
She knew she had me so she started dancing over slowly
She smiled at me as my jaw dropped to the floor.
I stood speechless and still
She went right for the kill
She took my hand and whispered,
I can show you so much more
Twist my lips in submission
From all your k k kissin
You got what Ive been missin
Shhhh boys just keep on wishin
Tonight youre on a mission
Keep me on one condition
That this becomes tradition
My body is the victim
Your eyes meet mine across the room then
Boom
Sleepless dreaming, sleepless feeling
When I saw her dance
I saw her dancing
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m&ms487
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2009 24 August :: 9.25am
first.day.of.school.
finally.
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acidtears
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2009 23 August :: 6.31pm
:: Mood: content
:P
HUGO STIGLITZ!
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phil-himself
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2009 22 August :: 12.17am
Inglorious Basterds is absolutely glorious
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phil-himself
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2009 21 August :: 6.31pm
This is what happens when little kids try to bug me in online games
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skife
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2009 21 August :: 2.01pm
$1200 or best offer
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phil-himself
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2009 19 August :: 12.52pm
Classes this fall:
Database systems
Unix using Linux
Cisco Wireless Network Administrator
Computer Security and Assurance
This semester is either going to be really fucking cool or really fucking hard.
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skife
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2009 19 August :: 12.45pm
scooter riders.
dear trendy hipsters,
fuck you and your goddamn moped. your not cool because you ride a fucking scooter, most of you arn't even legally riding them, 150cc's with a moped sticker slapped on it, its classified as a moped you queer.
i hate these fuckers riding down the road at 35mph that you can't get around because they ride in the middle of the lane.
fuck you moped guys.
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phil-himself
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2009 18 August :: 11.53am
i like to eat giant turds.
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