HOW THE WORLD WORKS (FUNCTIONING PEOPLES)








People often say that God created earth. But that isn't true. They also say that the earth was created in "the big bang". But this too is very untrue. The gnomes made the earth out of poppy flowers and sun screen and calculator buttons, which they ground into a fine powder using little gnome hammers. This is the truest thing that has ever been uttered by anyone.
I like to tell myself that these gnomes made humans. But there is no proof to support this statement. No one knows where humans come from and what our purpose is. But that isn't what this story is about. This story is about how "The People" interact with each other and function.
People function. They "use" their brains. They engage in problem solving activities. They move their limbs about violently. But has anyone ever taken the time to know and appreciate a person? If they did, they would realize that people can be deep and say meaningful things, such as, "I love you." And they can mean it. You may think it odd that humans have this ability to share such feelings, but they love to love. But humans also love to hate, which, in a sense is still loving. One time, I was walking down some stairs and this guy totally punched me in the face and he was all, "Dude! I love to punch people!" And I was all, "Excuse me, lame-O!" They we got into a bloody fist fight and I emerged victorios, with the skin of my advisary fashioned into a new robe. I taught that SOB to hate.
But humans possess many other qualities and emotions. And they preform many different tasks to interact with each other, my favourite of which, is hugging. Don't ask me why, because even though I have an answer, I won't tell you.
So remember, everytime you look at a human, you're looking at a human who lives on a planet that was fashioned by gnomes.

-FIN

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