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Well, it's been a long time FREAKS OF THE CABBAGE. o.0 What will you do, when the CABBAGE comes for you? Anyway, so I missed my Aunts funeral and went to Florida instead. At first we, being my sister and I were going to go to her funeral and just change our flights to a later day. Well, it cost $300 EACH for us to switch, so we just went to Florida. If I know my Godmother, though, she'd probably be mad if we didn't go. That was just the kind of woman she was. She would want for us to have fun. So we went to Florida for a week, and my Mother's man stood with us for three days. He's nice... But he smokes WAY too much... And he does it around us which is even more annoying because none of us smoke. He also drives like a freaking lunatic, and constantly talks with the mouth of a sailor... But he made fun of Mom just as much as we do, and he put her in her place. You know, on this trip, I truly noticed how damn ditzy my Mother is. She's the definition of "stupid blonde". The hair dye has gone to her head. Now don't get me wrong, she's really smart in nursing and medicine and stuff, but otherwise you'd have a more intelligent convo with a brick wall... It seems to only be that bad when she's with him though. Even when he is gone though, she's pretty... Blonde I guess you could say. Florida was sweet-age. The beach was really nice and the place we stay at is awesome (it's right on the Sarasota beach). Alas, NO HURRICANE THIS YEAR! WOOT WOOT! We did find a dead shark on the beach, but that was our last night there. We saw no sharks with human man legs... What a shame. :( The sand was so soft there, and everyone was really nice and chilled. Some guy did ask if I was Scottish though. It was quite random. I got no tan, just more freckles (DAMN THEM!). They like, throb in the sunlight. It's gross (to me at least...). We were gonna go to the Ringling art museum, but then our spiffy convertible died so we didn't. We also met Mom's friends Jeffery and his daughter, along with another one of Mom's highschool homies. They were good people. I liked um a lot. Yup. Sure did. The only thing bad was that Jeffry's daughter, who was 18, was pregnant. Her life just got... Ruined. She was really nice though, and pretty. Not sluty at all. I see enough sluts at home. Among other things, Katie stepped in a huge ant pile (the place was infested) and got bit all over her foot (And my toe got bit pretty badly too), we saw a pimp palmetto bug, we saw a lynx type wild cat stalking a sea bunny and some sea pigeons RIGHT BY THE POOL (very strange...), we met an egret/heron thingy named Boo Boo (don't ask, my Mom named it -_-;), THE DAMN CABLE WENT OUT DURING FMA DUE TO A HUGE LIGHTING STORM (blast it...), I ate really good crab meat, We saw sea boogers (sea cucumber things) and sand dollars and porpoises and horse shoe crabs and... You get the point. Sea shit. On the plain there were a lot of babies (oh so scary) and each one was screaming. Katie was all "BLOOD CURDLING BABY GURGLES!!!!!" It was HILARIOUS. When the flight attendant asked if anyone needed anything the woman next to me was like, "Get me a drink." Under her breath. I thought that was pretty good too.

So anyway, for my B-day party the homies and I are going swimming and then riding the rides at Coney Island, yo. I really wanted to go to the Fish Hatchery, but for some odd reason my Father said no (I simply can't fathom why...). My cake is going to have Ed and Al on it. YES! FLIPPIN' SWEET-AGE!!! 15. I'm getting old. I hope no one drowns. -_-;

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It's the end of summer! Even though it really, REALLY SUCKED, I'll miss doing nothing. Highschool is all big and smelly... A lot of the homies went to the other high school. Wenches. THEY DON'T HAVE BOMB THREATS EVERY OTHER DAY, TAKE THAT! For that matter, they have no roaches to do thet're bidding either. Oh well, Freshman year will be OK... I hope... At least I have a full size locker. ^_^ Orientation was pretty long though. For 5 hours we got no food and weren't aloud to go to the bathroom. Oh well, we did get ice cream. Yay! I met all my teachers, and discovered Emily is in my Home room (YES!) and Lynne is in My Mathroom. Heh heh. Like mushroom... only not that cool... at all. A lot of my G's have the same lunch time as I do too, so that's just grand! My Math teacher seems like a beast. He's all "This is a school of excellence and if I find any of you doing less, this will not be a good year for you. I'm doing this for your own good."

Thanks buddy. Thanks.

So anyway, I'll tell you how it goes tomorrow... If I survive the dead raccoon on the principles head. 0.0 The horror...

Lastly, we went to a Reds game with Art. They stunk. The only thing good about it was the pretty fireworks.

Oh yeah, I got a lobster named Larry and a 2 pufferfish things for Lynne. Larry rules you.

I'm done.

Later Gator.

I hope your not a gator... That'd be creepy.

I'm spent.

Introsane?