:: 2004 14 August :: 11.36 am
:: Mood: drunk

aw shit, last night was fun
party at janets....

me and stein killed a 5th of smirnoff twisted citrus, and a bottle of smirinoff twisted orange each.

we started at 9ish, were trashed by 1030, and the 5th was gone by then too.

heres the funny stories.....
the double dart that ryan threw, one hit the board, one hit the wall and shattered.

the death of an ambre (jim beam, mt. dew, and smirnoff twisted in a double shot glass) ryan almost threw up and megan took one and goes "its booze" like it was nothing.

stein in general was so out of it was sooooo funny, everything was slurred...

megan was holding his hand and he goes "i dont wanna hold your hand" and then shoved his hand back in his mouth.

"did you notice the water poured on your foot?" - janet
"I FELT THE COLD!" - stein

"put your head over there" - janet
"thats a toilet bowl" - stein

megan is outside smoking and stein is pounding on the doorwall saying "i want one of those!"

while trying to barf he put his hand in the toilet bowl like 2109482109 times.

while in the bathroom trying to barf still, he is flailing his head around and smashed it on the toilet bowl.

stein trying to count..."1" -stein "what comes after one stein?" "2" "7" "13"

stein dropped his cup of water all over maddy

im sleeping at this point and theyre trying to get stein to throw up, and so hes in the bathroom going "wheres nicole?, i wanna see nicole! i wanna sleep with nicole" all repeated like 290244 times (slurred like crazy) "after you barf you can go sleep with nicole" - janet stein then makes barfing noises and insists that he threw up and can go to sleep now.

"i gotta call ashley"- stein "ok stein what do you wanna say" - janet "hi ashley. how are you?" - stein "ok stein i'll handle it" - janet

then the me section..

"i feel bad, steins really drunk, i feel bad, im sorry janet" while barfing

more like this - im sorry barf, i feel bad, barf

i fell down the stairs while janet and stein were in front of me, cut janets elbow, landed in the basement and layed on the ground spread eagle.

janet made me eat a bread stick, and i didnt want to and i gave a bite to stein and he took a bite and spit it on the ground.

i had a puke bowl, and it was sick as hell so i tried to give it to ryan and he was like "no you need it" but i didnt want it and said "no its sick as hell" and so janet dumped it out.

i had a loogie, and wanted to spit it out the front door and i got up to do so and janets like "its locked" and i go "i can figure it out"

now for the morning.......

i wake up at 10ish, cant figure out who jeff is, bc his hair was all weird and i thought he was adam. so im staring at him, and he wakes up looks around confused as hell and then goes back to bed.

then we went to denny's and it was weird as hell...
1. none of our waitresses were there
2. we were the only teenagers
3. me nor ryan could finish our meals
4. stein got stuck under the booth trying to retrieve his phone, and found a pair of sunglasses for ryan.
5. "why does the salt look brown" - stein then after staring at it for a while goes "oh, its pepper"
(stein is no longer drunk at this point too)

so we come back to janets and insist on cleaning and she like freaks out on us, so we didnt clean.

then stein is on this fast track running thing, and ryan goes "i have to try that" trys to get on, steps on the right foot thing, it flys forward and he falls onto the treadmil (which was standing up right).

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:: 2004 9 August :: 9.37 pm
:: Mood: tired
:: Music: the dodgeball song!

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:: 2004 31 July :: 12.27 am

two words danielle.....

HONK HONK

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:: 2004 2 June :: 10.46 pm

so i recently found out that mel's mom reads this....and i have a feeling shes getting the wrong idea....

1. im not a drunk who goes out and drinks all the time...i rarely ever drink, its just fun sometimes.
2. i really dont do bad things...the worst thing ive ever done was find a receipt outside of perry drugs and get the item on it and return it....and that was in 4th grade.
3. im sorry mel was with me when she was supposed to be home. i actually made her call you when we were at putt putt.

thats all i've got, i hope you dont think im a terrible person.

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:: 2004 26 May :: 1.04 am

i also learned that i can say

"can i have a blow job and sex on the beach " with a straight face.....unlike baranski

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:: 2004 26 May :: 12.57 am

so a lot has happened since the last time i updated. i dont really feel like updating though. so a few highlights...

been hanging out with ryan, adam, craig, janet and mel a lot.

still dont ahve a job

need a job

went to canada for my b-day, found out i like to dance, even though i suck at it. killer kool aid is awesome.

i got the guitar white pages today and can now play "you give love a bad name" by bon jovi, and can also play "under the bridge" by the chili peppers (but not the whole thing) but thats not in the book.

thats all for now

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:: 2004 7 May :: 1.59 am

ohman
so today i played hockey again....from like 6 to midnight. we moved locations like 34382305 times! we started at civic, then went to the rink at schroeder and stevens, then to ligget where the security guard kicked us out, then to ryans. it was a good time! now im dead tired. but like physicaly....but im like wide awake too, its weird!

im going to be so bored tomorrow! janet and adam and mel and craig and ryan and his g/f (jessica?) are all going to rosevilles prom, and i think laura said shes hanging out with either danielle or stephanie. OOHHHH! i can call stein, thats it, i just had my revolation!

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:: 2004 6 May :: 2.04 am

last night in LBN was a blast
we did power hour, i finished a 40 and a quarter of another one....in an hour....one shot of beer per minute. i dont like beer so it was rough for me...but i handeled it.

these were the funny things we did....
walked to the cafeteria bc christen insisted there was a study break tehre (they have thoseduring exams from 10 -12, but not last night. so we went to mandy and sandi's room and got my cup....finely lol. then we walked back to the room, and i yanked this flower off the tree because christen wanted it. i was spitting for some reason, i got one in the tree, it was sweet! then we went to the bowling alley. ipicked up a spare and got 2 9's. i rock at drunk bowling! ;-) then we came back and i crashed in my bed at like 2. aparently sandi called me at like 5, but i was way passed out and my phone didnt even wake me up. this morning was hilarious, everyone was barfing or had barfed and felt like shit....not me, i dont barf or get hangovers...i know i rule, be jealous. haha.

got home today at like 2, played hockey, played basketball, rode bikes, played ultimate, played basketball, played hockey. im dead right now, so im going to bed!

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:: 2004 2 May :: 10.21 pm

3 WEEKS!?!??!!!?? WTF ABC BASTARDS!

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:: 2004 1 May :: 6.29 pm
:: Music: the silence of my hall (first time ever)

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:: 2004 1 May :: 10.21 am

son of a bitch
i just want to be done with school for the year, no exams, just want to be home. but not home home, home as in living in my house with the same rules i have here at school.....none.

i dont want to get a job, but i have to, plus whatever money i make i can get a car with , and i can guarentee my mom will give me some too, or my grandma, just because thats how they are. i still have to go to best buy, i really would like to get a job there, because it would be super easy for me. but i doubt i'll be able to now because its so late. my other option is plumbrook golf course in steling heights driving the "beverage cart" as long as no one sucked that up alaready, it was in the paper last weekend, i called but the guy said i had to come in. what i wanted to say was "im at school dumbass, or i would have" but instead i just said "alright, thanks". and im doing boat stuff with aunt jan....who by the way still owes me $10 for putting that cover on that boat with her over easter weekend.....that was hard as hell.

so i have 4 exams :-(
monday : 1130-130 theatre 111 (thatre history, not acting laura)
tuesday 8-10am history 131 (am. history up to civil war)
3-5 english 255 (brit lit)
7-9 phys ed 211 (anatomy!) ahhh
i have to get at least a 76 to get a 2.3 :-/ thats a reallly rough class, and i hate it. and it sounds like nothing to get a 76, but its like 123941 times harder than you think.

so i just woke up, and mom and craig are on their way to pick up my goods to bring home. its only like 50 and not sunny, it looks like its going to pour, but it did that last night at like 1 am, so i hope it doesnt now. they should get here around 11, so im thinking we can go eat first bc im starving.

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:: 2004 29 April :: 12.25 pm

so yesterday was the "day of woden" dont ask, i asked a couple of people, and no one knows why its called that. but basically its just a big fun party! blessed union of souls came and played, i helped set up their stage and got to play with the drums..and damn are the spot lights bright, i had to stand in one spot untill a light was right in my eyes. that sucked hard core, i was seeing spots for a while. there were inflateables too....a bungy run, inflatable rock climbing wall, inflatable bull that peole tried to konck you off of by pulling on the ropes and an obstacle course that you had to wear velcro vests through....that was rough. by the 3rd time i had it mastered though! i only lost 1 time! and the bungy run rocked me, i have this scrape on my elbow that feels like a gaping wound! when i got thrown back i think my arm draged on the velcrow in the middle part. then when i got in the shower last night and the second the water touched it i thought i was dying it hurt so bad. it was fun though. i got a free shirt too for volunteering, its beautiful!! not! its teal with pink and lime green writing, pink on front and lime green on back. they were supposed to be cool.....he cool blue color with red writing on front, but im not sure what the back was suposed to be. oh well, i'll still wear it. well i think thats it. yay

oh yeah, look at those pictures if you didnt yet

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:: 2004 29 April :: 12.10 pm

pictures from last friday
http://www.angelfire.com/pokemon2/lauraisadork/lax.html

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:: 2004 27 April :: 7.05 pm

this is why i love danielle. shes crazy!
Dr Osev 5153: Dr. Osev needs to be bold

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:: 2004 27 April :: 1.53 pm

here ya go, if youre bored go ahead and do this, or even if you just feel like it.
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?

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