venus was a fly trap
the man you loved devoured
i used to dream about your sister
standing in the shower
but i was never cool
you thought i was a cowboy
i wonder where my gun is
can you spare a bullet, senorita?
i will always be the worst
generation X-wing
that's got to be the death star
i used to dream about the future
i used to dream about a lot of things
but i was never cool
so you can call me loser
yeah, you can call me
anything you want to, senorita
i will always be the worst
help me up with
a pair of wings
a little rope
all those things
she always said i'd find the cure for cancer
i read my horoscope but i just can't pull it off alone
Senior thesis statement
"Arab American men and women developed complicated gender identities based around combating Arab stereotypes and their consequent desire to assimilate to American culture. This was accomplished by still maintaining a strong Arab identity through using American institutions as vehicles for Arab purposes."
Research being conducted in Dearborn and at Naff Arab American Archives in Washington DC.
Thank you, Scott McClellan, for coming out against the Bush administration and the war now that it's safe for you to do so. God forbid you take a stand for what you think is right when you're in a position to do something about it.
i can tell you how this ends
i think the high price of gas is GREAT!
people are supposedly driving less and less, which means a decrease in pollution, noise, congestion, and isolation behind metal and plastic encasing.
a latency effect is an increase in social contact and interaction. perhaps more human touch. more exercise. more cooperation.
of course, it could also bring about a lot of crime. a lot of anxiety, depression, frustration.
this is a really interesting situation and time to be alive. it's exciting. things are happening. let's see what the fuck we can come up with to destroy or save ourselves.
e-Bay Sells Celebrity Doodles for a Cause.
Doodles like these are being auctioned on eBay from now through May 18th to benefit NF. Inc, an organization which helps people and families impacted by neurofibromatosis, one of the most common genetic disorders in the United States. NF causes tumors to form on your body's nerves -- any time, and anywhere. There is no cure. But funds raised from Doodle Day auctions will help support education and research that could change all that.
I think all of the doodles are drawn by celebrities, and many of them are actually good - but all of them are pretty hilarious.
I recommend Seth Green, David Duchovny, Neil Gaiman (of course), and Paula Deen
the road to hell
i know it's cliche, but it is amazing how a group of rich humans no different than you and i have somehow achieved the power to send another, much larger group of poor, impotent humans to shoot at each other and die in the name of arbitrary nationalism. it's random chance that any one of us was born in america; we could have just as easily been born to iraqi or sudanese or chinese parents, in which case our world views would have been entirely different and rooted in whichever upbringing we happened to be born into. no one of us is any different or any better than the other, so what gives you the right to tell me what to do?
