15 reason to date a paintballer

1. we arent afraid to get down and dirty
2. we know how to listen to directions
3. we have at least a 10 inch barrel
4. we can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired.
5. we always wear protection
6. we LOVE to be agressive
7. we never forget to lube.
8. money is no limit(not me)
9. we can squeeze into tight spots
10.we play in different positions
11.were quick to reload
12.we make sure our balls are in perfect condition
13.we can use any holes
14.spraying is no problem
15.we have quick finger action

Note : this has nothing to do with the previous part.

Im sick every god damn fake person in the group. dont bother replying, and saying "oh yeah, im sick of them too" because chances are, im talking about you. Im sick of listening to all these little bullshit stories, that are not true. I hate having to sit, and pain myself to listen to people yap about bullshit that never happened, or is such a lie thats not true. Grow up kids, honestly. All of your childish imaginations of being a ninja, a pirate, a rockstar, or anything famous is all bullshit. Now, dont jump on the defensive and post a buncha crap about how you're joking. I know whos joking, and whos lost in their own ego. I mean for christ sake, wake and realize the would does not stop and start at your convinences (thanks big lebowski). School is just another place i go to listen to a buncha kids, who are so caught up in themselves that they have to create huge lies in order to impress people. Im sick of listening to stories i know people are telling me just to impress me. I know, upon reading this people are going to think, grow a pair and tell me then. However, the joke is on you. I mean if I dont say anything, chances are that I'v lost intrest in the story because I know its bullshit, or give a sarcastic laugh that you never seem to understand. I mean jesus, dont gain praise by laying, or going out of your way to get it, and EARN it. I never try to tell a story, or do something because i think its going to gain my some respect, i do it because i think it will be funny and give some laughs, or because its essentail. I mean, i can relate this to so much, music, video games, and easiest, paintball. Music, most of you listen to it because it fits your cliques. Or because you think by listening to a song you downloaded because it has lyrics you can use to impress people, or hopfully dupe them into giving you some false psycho analysis. B b b b BULLSHIT. Listen to music because you LIKE the music. Theres only a few people that qualify to fit this spot, so dont get into a hissy fit. Honestly, take that mask made out of shit off, and be yourself. Stop thinking you're king shit for a day, stop wearing clothes you bought for people instead of for yourself, be honest. I know this will fall on deaf ears, because people will think " hey, im not like that at all, he cant be talking about me". Again, this isnt everyone, but its a good portion. You people know who you are. I mean, the way i expect this to be looked at as, people who laugh, and say "hell yeah" are most likly the people who arnt like this. People who go " thats not me" are probley the aims of the post. Now that iv said that though, people are instantly going to give a fake laugh, and a fake "hell yeah" so they can feel secure. Stop lying to yourself. Anyways, that about sums it up. Hope you enjoyed bitches.

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