NOFX
you're punk and you know it, you don't have to tell
other people to re-affirm your individuality


What Band are you??weezer?NOFX?radiohead? or..gasp..Avril..
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Fat Mike, you are the representative, you like to
make fun of people, and you're smart, and you
know it too.


Which NOFX member are you?
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You are ALL OUTTA ANGST. You've experienced your
fair share of anger against other people,
things, or perhaps society in general, but
you're all worn out. Complaining won't get you
anywhere, so why bother? You generally take
things as they come and go with the flow. Life
isn't so bad...


What NOFX song are you?
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nofx

NOFX.


Are you Rancid or are you NOFX?
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emo sucks

you are hot rod circuit


What new school indie rock band are you?
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freaky frankys fuck bag! its a load of fucking fun!
im sick and it pisses me off, cait showed me pictures of her pet mice, cool little fellas, i wanna eat some emo soup, i threw up blood, i have a fever, i hate winter and such, i wanna see asob tomorrow but i cant, no more fun for today, cait cant go out, im sick, no going to see jon garrent that kids a fuck, we emt this dude alex that jon works with and he told us the times we can find him at work, thats cool, were gonna bust that little prick cuz he owes me about $100, cait $100, russell $125, curry $40, ALEX $20, pete an unknown amount, and probably other people to, so it pisses me off, so we'll bust that little shit... thats basicaly it...

i can feel your lower portion of your 4th toe touching my ear lobe..
1. First Name: Kris
2. Were you named after anyone?: No clue..
3. Do you wish on stars?: no.. definitely not
4. Which finger is your favorite?: the one matt doesn’t have
5. Do you like anyone right now?: Yea
6. Do you like your handwriting? I have no more pens, I used all the tubes to sniff cocaine
7. What is your favorite lunch meat? Umm sandwiches?
8. Any bad habits? Not cocaine.
9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf?: umm, I don’t have a cd shelf, and I like all the cds I have.
10. If you were another person, would you be friends WITH you. Uhh I don’t know.. I doubt it.
11. Are you a daredevil?: if that means will I take my pants off, yes.
12. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?: No, no one tells me secrets.
13. Do looks matter?: Uhh sure, sometimes.
14. Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely stupid?: I have speech impediments, so yes.
15. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: Maybe a pot of cocaine.
16. Do fish have feelings?: sure..just like kittens.
17. Are you trendy?: I wear shorts and a sweat shirt, you decide.
18. How do you release anger?: Punching niggers in the face.
19. Where are your second homes?: Matt’s basement
20. Do you trust others easily?: Cait, Matt.
21. What was your favorite toy as a child?: My diaper.
22. What class in school do you think is totally useless? Umm biology?
23. Do you like sappy love songs?: No I hate them.
24. Have you ever been on radio or television?: Definitely not.
25. Do you have a journal?: Yes.
26. Do you use sarcasm a lot?: Umm, sure.
27. Have you ever been in a mosh pit?: Uh huh
28. What do you look for in a guy/girl?: The trait to stand me.
29. What are your nicknames?: Kris
30. Would you bungee jump?: Only if the cords tied to my dick.
31. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: No.
32. What are you worried about right now? Nothing.
33. Do you ever wear overalls?: Never have, never will.
34. Do you think that you are strong?: No.
35. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?: That green mint stuff.
36. What's your favorite colors?: Red, blue?
37. What is your least favorite thing in the world?: Umm, probably Matt.
38. How many wisdom teeth do you have?: The required amount?
39. Are you in love w/ anyone?: Something along the lines of that… haha I said line.
40. How many people have a crush on you right now?: No one, my girlfriend hates me.
41. Who do you miss most right now?: Jon Garrent
42. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back?: I’m not sending it to anyone, so I don’t care.
43.Your favorite Song right now?: The Decline from NOFX, Journey To The End Of The East Bay from Rancid?
44. When did you last cry?: I’d say about when I was like 11 or 12, I never have a reason to cry.

i am going to do something with cait maybe... been putting patches on my jacket all, no coke, bored.

nickelodean suck

Salute Your Shorts! You enjoy camping out with yer
buddies and playing tricks on your camp
counselors. Watch out for Zeek the Plumber


What's Your 90's Nickelodeon Show?
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tonight was really cool!!
tonight was a reallly cool night, i went to caits and we hung out there for a little while, then we called this really cool dude, jon acaveno, and we asked him for a gram of coke, so within 10 minutes he came through for us... then me and cait finished that stuff and decided we wanted more... only natural, so we called jon again, and being that jon is totally fucking cool, he came through again, only he took a tad longer, no big deal... but the awesome thing was, i was exactly $55 short, so guess what he did... he spotted me a fucking gram, might i add a really good fucking gram, so me and cait split that to, and i smoked a nudge of it, and that was cool, burned my throat, but cool.. then me and cait hung out until about 10:15 then i had to leave just in case caits parents came home... overall, this night was totally fucking awesome!

nofx is cool

Which Avril Lavigne Song Are You?

yous liek school in summertime, school in summertime? yea bitch school in summertime... no class

You are a Speed Freak! organize your room-read that
book-get up, move around. my aim sn is Orange
Kefka


What drug best suits you?
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im really bored, no one to play with, maybe going to play with cait later, thatll be cool, no coke :( thats not cool, write moer later??

i hate stupid nigga bitches
well today i went to school, i got in trouble in the first class i went to... this is how... we had to disect a chicken wing, so i took the scalpel and totally fucked up the chicken, then i took the chicken and smeared it all over my gloves, and i smacked some kids paper and got chicken shit all over his paper, so i got written up and got iss for 1st and 2nd period tomorrow and tuesday, then i got lunch detention tomorrow, monday, and tuesday... so anyways, i went to spanish and did nothing, went to lunch and traded belts with sabrina, it kicks ass... then i went to the rest of my classes, nothing good... but i got a human psychology class now and chris is there, and so is sabrina and this dude akhil, hes cool... then the rest of the day sucked, but after schoooL!!! me and russell got alot! of coke, and i did alot, and then it was cool, then i came home, went to carlos's job place and came home, now im here doing nothing, waiting to tell cait some cool stuff me and lou discussed!

im shit, i smell and i hate fucking school

your shit.


What swear word are you?
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well anyways, i was told by a quiz im shit, i know i smell like it and stuff.. so i accept it. today i had iss all day, i did nothing, then after iss i had after school detention, so after that i went to wendys with carlos and met matt sabrina chris and sabrinas friend there.. me and carlos stood around while they smoked pot, and then i ate food, then i got kicked out of wendys and shit and they tried calling the police on me so i killed them... then i went to the school and i went to my house. now im bored

you cant have my rocket
well today i had nothing to do, and i was bored and shit, and guess who shows up at my fucking school.. THE PROBATION OFFICER, well it was pretty gay and she asked me a lot of shit, then i tried to switch into fucking folk art with carlos, and i wasnt allowed, the councler let me, but then the redneck teacher didnt like me and kicked me out. so now me and carlos are taking parenting to get black babies. well anyways, i went home with matt and he stayed here, but then who shows up... THE PROBATION OFFICER! well that was gay, i had to take a fucking self esteem test, and then cait called, and she was sick and they kicked her out of work, so i went there and kept her company for about 30 minutes, then i was forced to leave by an unknown force... when i came home i called matt and he brought me to louis's house and we practiced.. me galler matt lou and sabrina joined us.. then i came home and called russell and im getting some toys tomorrow... and then im here typing this bad boy up.. ta ta

indians can be righteous
well today was a school day, and i didnt like it, so to pass time i cut classes, and then i got caught :( i got a fucking day of suspension, and i was told if i get another absense on my record, then i can be expelled for an excessive amount of absenses.. not a good thing but cool for no school! well anyways, the rest of the day sucked til i got to math and they said we have to go to an ethnic groups presentation, which i went to. there was an indian with a peace pipe and he had these herbs on his table in a bowl, so i asked for some and strangely he gave me them, he said they had peyote in them, so i smoked them with matt and nothing happened, STUPID INDIAN! well anyways, me and matt went to main street all day and got food and smoked more herb shit and then went to caits work to see her for a good 5 minutes, then her dad brought her home, and now im home with no matt and no cait and nothing to do... i want coke...