My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants!

Kevin The Comcast Technical Support Guy = Awesome

I finally got my internet and phone line back working again after almost two weeks...it was hard without it, sadly...

I went to the natatorium with Meagan a couple days ago...we walked home through Dead Man's Cave and I was a lil bitch saying "It's too muddy!" and "The hill is too steep!" and shit like that...haha

At lunch last week Meagan wa talking about this party she went to when she was yougner and they were playing truth or dare and I think she got dared to strip or something and she was saying "So I was stripping.." and this black kid walking by goes "Woah, you were stripping? I would have wanted to see that!"

oooo gay times....

God dammit..I hate that..you know you have two trillion things to say and yet you can never remember them when it comes the time to update...

I can't wait for the concert. Friday, Arpil 23rd, 8 pm, at Deep Ellum Live....hells yeah

All day long I dream about fucking...
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"communicate with a gentleman of the Bank, so good as to be"- Tale Of Two Cities

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
water spray bottle thinger...

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
hmm...that would be yesterday..oh yeah the movie Identity

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
10:30

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
10:24...I'm good

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
"Opticon" by Orgy playing on D1 radio

7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
last night as I was coming inside from WalMart with my mom and dad at 4:00 in the morning

8: What are you wearing?:
black shiney pants, black shirt with the lacey arms, watch, goggles, make-up, glasses

10: Did you dream last night?
Yeah, I dreamt met Orgy backstage at the concert I'm going to on the 23rd...wishful thinking...

11: When did you last laugh?
Last night at IHOP...this guy was coughing really loud at the table next to us and my mom says "He's gonna hack up a lung pretty soon." and for some reason I started laughing uncontrollably and she got mad at me cuz people were staring at me...

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
one wall is a huge mirror...a few windows, pictures of cactuses and desert scenery... a clock..a basket.. some light swtiches..and a couple pictures of friends

13: Seen anything weird lately?:
yeah actually..I believe it was your face

14: What do you think of this quiz?:
pretty fun..then it gradually started getting boring..

15: What is the last film you saw?:
Identity on TV, I-can't-remember-what in theaters

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
Be an Orgy groupie, duh..but not a slutty groupie...and as for what I would buy, I'd buy the cd's of all the bands I like that I dont have yet

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I just had a..nice..thought about Jay on Paige action...*blush*

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
I would shoot all the assholes....simple as that.

19: Do you like to dance?:
not really

20: George Bush: sucks and is a complete idiot.

21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Paige

21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
...Paige...hehe

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
sure

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Two things:

1. My internet and phone line was down yesterday so I was completely out of contact...

2. Julia is a bitch because she's being lazy and won't add me onto her friends list so I can read her fuckin journal..

That is all....over and out, captain.

The best pictures ever


Ryan's givin Jay's ass a nice checkup there...

OoOoO it's a nipple!

oOoOoOoOoOo
I'm watching the music video ... ^^^

Creepy...yet..awesome...

He can make people do stuff...

dirty dirty....haha

AHHH! The walls are laughing at me!

Urgh..I'm pissed...

I just found out that an entry I had typed up yesterday didn't go in...grr

So..

YESTERDAY

Art was great funness...Ms.Wallace talked about her crazy days at Kroger and the lesbian seagull bitches who accuse her of being racist...haha...we aslo talked about druga and booze...and then at the end we talked about Willy Wonka and his child molestation...I've come to belive that the Oompa Loompas used to be children but he changed heir appearance so he wouldn't be a suspect to their dissapearance...work time at day...groping at night...oooooh yes...

We got our registration forms Monday..I think I'm gonna be in JROTC since I havto tkae a P.E. clas and that counts for P.E.

hahaha...in Enligh Ms.Duncan ment to say "erratic behavior" since everyone was talking and acting up like mad....but she said "erotic behavior"...oooooh..good times...

TODAY

Art was good today as well...tomorrow AJ's gonna cut Julia's hair...it was funny cuz Ms.Wallace neeeded some proof that it was ok by Julia's mom to cut her hair, and Julia printed out an email she sent to AJ but in it she talked all casual and stuff so she said "like the fag I am" and "hell" and Ms.Wallace just goes.."Oh how nice."..haha. Julia's bringin her digicam so we can take pictures of the Before, During and After...

English was so friggen funny...we were talking about TOTC and the question was about how Dr.Manette's prison centence gave him influence among the revolutionaries and Ms.Duncan says "His prison sentence gave him back his manhood." and Travis goes "WoOoO!" and Ms.Duncan looks at him ad goes "Would you like to get up here and explain your comment to the class?"and he goes "Well I was just saying that because he wasn't all..weak and imprisoned before" and Ms.Duncan says "All I can say is nice save, Travis." and we're all laughing our heads off..

Psh...Ms.Willis was a frigid bitch today because none of us did our homework last night....

Oh yeah, and Meagan's new nickname is Tinklebell...mehehe

Yayness, me and Tran shal be walking to school together...not sure about the walking home..but we'll prolly walk home too...

The Full Story

http://www.aclu.org/LesbianGayRights/LesbianGayRights.cfm?ID=14476&c=41

I think this calls for a lil' sermon..
So you want to talk about homosexuality? YOU want to talk about homosexuality? You want to talk about homosexuALITY?

Sit down CHRIStian. Give me that bible you’re waving before you hurt yourself. I’m going to resist the temptation to snatch it from your hands and beat you with it. I am your worst nightmare, a Texas preacher who knows The Book better than you do.

You cannot wave your unread bible and scare me. I know its larger story and I will tear you a new biblical asshole.

Show me your scriptures. Show me how you justify condemning homosexual people.

Show me what you got, Christian. The Sodom story? That story is about people who wanted to commit a brutal rape. Let’s all say it together, “God doesn’t like rape”. You could have listened to your heart and learned that, Christian. Move on. What else you got?

A weak-ass little passage from Leviticus? Are you kidding me? Are you prepared to adhere to the whole Levitical code of behavior? No? Then why would you expect others to? What else?

Two little passages - two verses from Romans and one from I Corinthians. There you stand, your justification for a worldwide campaign of hatred is written on two limp pieces of paper. I know these passages, both their greater context and the original language. I could show you why you have nothing, but there is something more important you need to see.

Come with me to the church cellar. Come now and don’t delay. I am shaking with anger and fighting the urge to grab you by the collar and drag you down these steps.

You didn’t know the church had a cellar? Oh yes, every church does. Down, down we go into the darkness. Don’t slip on the flagstone and never mind the heat.

There, do you see the iron furnace door, gaping open? Do you see the roaring flames? Do you see the huge man with glistening muscles, covered with soot? Do you see him feeding the fire as fast as can with his massive, scooped shovel?

He feeds these flames with the bible, with every book, chapter, and verse that American Christians must burn to support our bloated lifestyles, our selfishness, our materialism, our love of power, our neglect of the poor, our support of injustice, our nationalism, and our pride.

See how frantically he works? Time is short, and he has much to burn. The prophets, the Shema, whole sections of Matthew, most of Luke, the entire book of James. Your blessed 10 commandments? Why would you want to post them on courtroom walls when you’ve burned them in your own cellar?

Do you see? DO YOU SEE? Do you see how we rip, tear, and burn scripture to justify our lives?

The heat from this cursed furnace rises up and warms the complacent worshippers in the pews above. The soot from the fire blackens our stained glass so that we may not see out and no one wants to see in.

Do you smell the reek of this injustice? It is a stink in the nostrils of the very living God. We are dressed in beautiful clothes and we wear pretty smiles, but we stink of this blasphemous holocaust.

Every church in America has a cellar like this. We must shovel 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, because every chapter and book we ignore must be burned to warm our comfy pews.

And you come to me with two little scraps of scripture to justify your persecution of God’s children?

Sit down Christian. Sit down and be you silent.

How long has it been since you forgot that we were called to walk the earth as pilgrims? Do you not remember when HE told us to give our coats to those in need and sell our possessions to help the poor? Did you forget how the first church had all things in common so that none would lack.

Did you forget the day He told us that whatever we did for the oppressed we did for Him, and whatever we withheld from them was kept from Him as well?

Sit down Christian. You have not earned the right to speak to this generation. The right to speak is earned with love.

Take back your bible. Take it back and start reading it. Fall in love again with Jesus. Sell what you must and walk the earth. Let your love be astonishing and people may one day listen to your words.

Even now you might be saved. Our God is merciful and forgiveness awaits.

http://blogs.salon.com/0001772/2003/02/18.html

Fucking Cunt Whore Bitch-ass Motherfuckers!

KANSAS SLAMS GAY TEENS
It's against the law in Kansas for kids
under sixteen to have consensual sex.
But if the kids are gay, it's thirteen times
worse. That's the verdict of a Kansas
appeals court, which has ruled that it's
OK to punish gay teenagers more
harshly for having underage sex. The
decision upholds the sentence of
Matthew Limon, a developmentally
disabled teen who had consensual
oral sex with a fourteen-year-old boy.
Limon is currently serving
seventeen years behind bars - but
if his partner had been a girl, he would
have been out after fifteen months.
Judge Henry Green ruled that the harsher
sentence is justified by "traditional sexual
mores concerning marriage" that are vital
"to the very survival of the human race."

OOOOOOOO if any one of ya'll know me, you know how fucking pissed off I am about this!

I really want to start a Gay And Lesbian Support Club kind of thing at SGP since they don't have one....by show if hands who's with me?!

................

The Competitor's Creed
~~~~~~~~~

It is not the critic who counts,

not the man who points out how the strong man

stumbled or where the doer of deeds

could have done better.

The credit belongs to the man who is actually

in the arena; whose face is marred by dust

and sweat and blood who strives valiantly;

who errs and comes up short again and again;

who knows the great enthusiasms,

the great devotions, and spends himself

in a worthy cause; who at the best knows

in the end the triumph of high achievements;

and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails

while daring greatly; so that his place shall never

be with those cold and timid souls

who know neither defeat nor victory.

~Theodore Roosevelt

haha..dildo! *laughs like delighted pig*

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I found a reason for me to change who I used to be

[Kool-Aid man voice] OoOoOoh Yeah![/Kool-Aid man voice]

Me and my mom went to the thrift store yesterday and I got some awesome platform sneaker things....awesomeness all around..we also went to the Pipedream and I got a crapload of insense...after that we went to Barnes and Nobles and my mom got a book and I got Revolver and Alternative Press...they sold out of Hit Parader..the bastards...there was a guy on Bass Guitar magazine who had a Paige's hair so I got all excited but I pulled it out and he was Nikki Sixx...haha..don't think I was dissapointed though...Nikki's awesome as well...

Me and my dad just now got back from Wolf Camera where we picked up my mom's film...the pictures are about two years old from when we drove to Arizona and Precious was a puppy...

Marissa just called..she's in Wichita Falls where they had a competition....they've played two games so far and they lost the first game 3 to 5 but won the second 11 to nothing..Booyah!

....right....if I have time I think I might just do those surveys again...

Now Fuck Off!

AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0C003869E5DF9D32?brand=&artistid=724396&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=1

Don't know if these are right, they didn't have them posted on the site

Phyliss can't see anything
She is blind and bored
Another helpless life
Wasting time
Wasting the air

Phyliss won't beleive me
She thinks that I lie
Her ignorance
Rubs off on others
She should be dead
This is a crime

If I had a choice
If I lost my heart
If I had a chance
I would smash her into pieces

Phyliss prays to God
Thinks He really loves her
Dreaming of
A Heaven above us
But there is nothing
Hereafter

If I had a choice
If I lost my heart
If I had a chance
I would smash her into pieces

I don't wanna believe it
But I know it's true
We've made it alone
Just to come through

You pray for your daddy
Never kiss your cheek again
There is nothing hereafter
There is nothing hereafter

There is nothing!

-Aphasia-"Hereafter"

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I started doing all the surveys and quizzes that Julia had on her LJ but I accidently hit back and all the stuff was erased..so I got frustrated and put it off until later...

GRRRRRRR

My mom was on the computer and screwed it up again...she deleted the internet thing...and I've only gotten the net back on her side of the computer....mine is still off though so I can't check my email...

Just got back from Night of the Notables..I was Rosalynn Carter...Julia looked really good and so did Cynthia and Brianna..Josh had a skirt on but he said the wig itched so he took it off..*sad face*...Chase Yarborough(spelling?)had on Chelsie's wig and it looked HOT.....*cough*..sorry...I didn't really visit any of the teachers except Ms.Wallace..I saw the art sub and I told her where Julia lived...mehehehehehehe....only one parent took a cookie from me...Meagan ate most of them...Tran looked very professional and pretty in her suit thing...my dad told me Julia's mom talked to him..hmmm....yeah

I really can't think of anything else to say so...byes.....

Pshness

Well I'd say it's about damn time they got their shit together...

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Hasta luego, mocosos.