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I find this very amusing...34 should be especially funny to Meagan...haha

WARNING SIGNS THAT YOUR CHILD COULD BE A GOTH!
Parents are justly concerned that their children are being led into danger by the GOTH subculture. How can you tell if your child is a GOTH? Look for these warning signs:

* ones I found the most amusing..

1. Wears Black Clothing.
2. Has piercing or tattoos.
3. Wears a pentagram or an ankh (an ancient Egyptian symbol used in Satanic Ba'al worshipping rituals).
4. Wears rock T-shirts.
5. Listens to GOTH bands such as Marilyn Manson, or to other antisocial music.
6. "Hangs Out" with new friends.*
7. Watches cable. *
8. Complains of headaches, boredom, nausea, stabbing pains or thirst.
9. Is secretive.
10. Spends large amounts of time alone.
11. Spends large amounts of time with people you don't know.
12. Misbehaves at school.
13. "forgets" to do chores possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.
14. Hears music when the only sound is noise, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.
15. Uses a computer or the internet.*
16. Plays video games or "role playing games".
17. Reads science fiction or fantasy books.*
18. Writes angry entries in secret diary. (you can usually find the diary easily if you search your child's room). *
19. Has paranoid fantasies (many GOTHs accuse their parents of spying on them).

Read 19 and then look back to the part in parentheses on 18..haha

20. Pursues dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, HINDUISM, and BUDDHISM. *
21. Insists on spending time with friends with out the supervision of an adult.
22. Uses the blood of Christian babies to inscribe pentagrams or other symbols on churches and schools. *
23. Sleeps to much or to little.
24. Eats to much or to little.
25. Looks at pornography or otherwise shows interest in sex. *
26. Is a homosexual, bisexual, or "pansexual". *
27. Smokes clove cigarettes.*
28. Leaves syringes or other drug paraphernalia around the house.
29. Eats GOTH related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal. ********..omg!
30. Mocks authority figures such as teachers, guidance councilors and Jesus.
31. Says, "I'm a GOTH".
32 Wears a pin that says "I'm a GOTH".
33. Talks about going to GOTH clubs or parties.
34. Asks for locks of hair from casual acquaintances. *..*snort*
35. Owns more than one cast-iron cauldron.
36. Dances to music. *
37. Behaves in any unusual or alarming way.

SATANISM and WITCHCRAFT: GOTH culture is anti-Christian. Many of it's songs and motifs are distinctly SATANIC. Many GOTHS identify themselves as VAMPIRES and wear fangs or colored contact lenses. Many GOTHS also practice WITCHCRAFT ("WICCA"), as a pseudo-religion that involves pentagrams, violence, and often homosexual or sadomasochistic initiation rituals, animal sacrifice, and hugging.**** ..hugging is satanic?

A CULTURE OF VIOLENCE: GOTHS are especially dangerous because they are violent. At GOTH concerts, children engage in slam-dancing (moshing), a practice in which they literally slam into each other, so insensate are they rendered by drugs and loud music. Likewise, GOTHS are VAMPIRES, people who bite each other and cut each other in order to drink each other's blood (and what ever diseases might be in it) The culture of violence, reinforced everyday by the liberal media and video games, is what makes GOTHS so deadly and murderous. That is why we need more and better armed police, soldiers and citizens if we are ever to be safe from this epidemic of violence in our own homes and schools.

From http://www.redmusic.com/goths/warning.html
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So I have to go back to school tomorow...I'm actually glad...

Me and my dad might be going to Matress Giant today to buy a futon for my room....

Uh..ok that's all.

Polly want a cracker?