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Prepare for the random rants and spiels of PHIL-HIMSELF, If you disagree with ANYTHING I have to say... you are WRONG!

*and remember PHIL-HIMSELF is a mammal, so he can be mean OR totally awesome

 

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:: 2009 4 October :: 12.13 pm

I bring the lulz with me throughout my travels in the world.

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:: 2009 24 September :: 11.44 am

Hey you're not allowed to rent here anymore!

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:: 2009 22 September :: 1.31 pm

PhilHimself is my xbox live for all the XXXBAWKSSS folks

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:: 2009 18 September :: 12.25 am

This thread sucks, prove me wrong.

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:: 2009 14 September :: 6.24 pm

From spike's Top 10 White Trash Heroes of Cinema

1. That’s right. Luke Skywalker. Before the sci-fi haters come out of the woodwork to crucify me, take a deep breath and listen to my reasoning. Here are some of the things we know about Luke:

* He lives on a patch of dirt in the middle of nowhere
* He has lots of beat-up vehicles in his front yard
* He’s a greasemonkey
* He likes to make out with his sister
* He lives with his aunt and uncle ‘cause his dad killed his mom

Luke Skywalker is the classic definition of white trash. And, by definition, he is the prototypical redneck. Keep in mind he lived in a galaxy far, far away eons before we earthlings even climbed out of our evolutionary puddle.

If anything we should love Luke more, not less. He’s the classic example of pulling oneself up by one’s bootstraps. Luke is the poster child for Republicanism – and, at the same time, embodies liberal ideals. He could give Obama a real run for his money and kick McCain’s ass at the same time – with no hands, to boot.

In the end, Luke is proof that it’s not the vehicle you drive or the parents you have, but what’s inside that makes a true hero. Although it doesn’t hurt if you have a lightsaber and a robotic hand.

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:: 2009 11 September :: 9.32 pm

Imperfection is an opportunity to be better.

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:: 2009 8 September :: 5.38 pm

You now hear the voice of Coach John McGuirk

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:: 2009 8 September :: 12.45 pm

Jonathon the zombie, he likes turtles.

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:: 2009 31 August :: 12.56 am

skewl tommorow , FML

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:: 2009 27 August :: 12.21 pm

Mark Twain Had a Grisly Sense of Humor
In 1863, San Francisco newspapers reported endlessly on the cooked books and financial trickery of mining outfits, and the San Francisco news outlet Territorial Enterprise advised investors to instead put their capital consisting of plague-ridden blankets and Buffalo nickels into San Francisco utility companies. Not out of financial responsibility, or anything; the utility companies were paying several papers bribes for reporting the tips. Still, most people didn't realize what was going on, they just read story after story to the tune of "Oh my God, investing in utilities is so good, you guys."
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:: 2009 22 August :: 12.17 am

Inglorious Basterds is absolutely glorious

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:: 2009 21 August :: 6.31 pm

This is what happens when little kids try to bug me in online games

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:: 2009 19 August :: 12.52 pm

Classes this fall:
Database systems
Unix using Linux
Cisco Wireless Network Administrator
Computer Security and Assurance


This semester is either going to be really fucking cool or really fucking hard.

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:: 2009 18 August :: 11.53 am

i like to eat giant turds.

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:: 2009 13 August :: 1.13 pm

Got the results of my MRI, torn cartilage and a micro fracture, have to go to a specialist.

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